anonymous asked:

tfln y/n thinks theres a ghost in the house while harry is gone but, instead of him comforting her, he teases her to scare her even more

Harry. Missus.

H, while you’re down there, could you make me some tea, pleeeease?

With a cherry on top.
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I don’t mean put a cherry on top of the tea.

Please don’t do that again.
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HARRY. LOVE OF MINE.

PRETTY PLEASE SUGAR

How am I supposed to make you tea when I’m not home, hm?

You’ll get your tea, give me like an hour. Still at Jeff’s.

Oh shut your little whore mouth, I hear you downstairs right now.

Why do you keep closing cabinets? Make up your mind.
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Harry for the love of God, slam one more cabinet and I will shove my foot so far up your ass you’ll feel me for the next month.

Unless you’re into that.

Are you into that?

Christ, babe…

I’m at Jeff’s. On his couch.

I’m about to block you.

But you are home! I hear you! Your noisy ass footsteps walking down the hall.

I’m at Jeff’s!

Here, he took this of me because I keep ignoring him.


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There’s a ghost in the house, Harold.

A mother fucking spirit lurking around our home.

He’s going to get me and drag me under the floorboards where I will become one with the house.

How are you so sure it’s a ‘he’, love?

Little bit sexist, don’t you think?

Not all ghosts are men.

No, but if this ghost is half as annoying as you then don’t doubt my judgement.

Hey, being pretty mean to the guy you want to make you tea.
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HARRY THE TV IS ON DOWNSTAIRS

WHY IS IT WATCHING HORTON HEARS A WHO

Weren’t we watching that last night?

Just wanted to leave off where we stopped.

I’M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT HARRY

WE HAVE TO MOVE

MOVE HOMES MOVE COUNTRIES I DON’T CARE
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Why in gods name is the kettle going off…

Tea’s ready, love. Come and get it. x

  • <p> <b>ban ryu:</b> sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night. i know it bugs you sometimes when i don't shut up.<p/><b>yeo wool:</b> you sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how".<p/></p>