texts from kuro

  • Mahiru: Dammit, my uncle's calling. Act natural.
  • Hyde: OMG MAHIRU-CHAN YOU'RE SO WILD GET DOWN FROM THAT TABLE
  • Licht: He's stripping.
  • Kuro: Ya.
  • Hyde: He's naked now!
  • Mahiru, walking away: Uncle... Uncle, please calm down.
  • Mahiru: Kuro! You're not going to believe what happened today!
  • Kuro, gaming: The Servamp of Sloth isn't here right now, please leave a message after the beep.
  • Mahiru: Kuro... we're having a face to face conversation..
  • Kuro:
  • Kuro: Beep.
  • Ford: You ruined my chances at my dream school!
  • Stan: I did nAUGHTt! Mister Electic send him to the principal's office and have him EXpelLed!

anonymous asked:

so.... I see you pat Luciano so normally without making him bite you, how do you tame him like that? teach us your way.

….You all sure like to ask about Luciano-kun to me, huh.

How about you ask him instead ‘why’ he didn’t bite or rawr to me like a dinosaur?

  • Mahiru: WHAT'S YOUR REAL MOTIVE?!
  • Tsubaki: Make Servamps great again~
  • Kuro: ...Servamps were great until you were born.
  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: Vocaloid took over my life and yet I am %1000 okay with it
  • Sakuya: Mahiru! Do you want to hear a joke?
  • Mahiru: Uhm..
  • Sakuya: I'm the joke.
  • Mahiru: Sakuya, Are you okay..?
  • Sakuya: Yeah, I'm perfectly fine with the exception of having depression and anxiety over my past that I use jokes to cover it up.
  • Mahiru: Hey Kuro can we talk?
  • Kuro: ...can you come back later at 2:65?
  • Mahiru: Wait but that's not an actual—
  • Kuro: ..January thirty second also works for me..
  • Mahiru:
  • Kuro: ..or maybe we can wait until marchtember oneteeith that works too