texts from eva


DEMIGODS: Christoffer schistad and Eva Kviig Mohn as son of Ares and daughter of Aphrodite.

“So why are you avoiding me in these days?”

“I’m not avoiding you” she says quickly, puffing out her cheeks and wandering her gaze around, somewhere in the dark night. 

“So, you didn’t grab Vilde’s arm, this morning, and forced her to change your way when you saw me in the armory. Right?“ He asks with a laugh, before Eva glances at him and she orders him to make less noise. "The same way you avoided to look at me in the dining pavillion for… How much? A week since you challenged me and I beat you.”

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Season 2 Trailer - Posted Friday, 12/11/15 8:30 pm

Chris&Eva (requested) #5 (Skam)

“Bro, that’s the ugliest Christmas sweater I’ve ever seen,” Chris exclaimed as soon as William stepped into the living room. “Is Noora punishing you for something?”

“Very funny. I actually bought  two of these, so we both could match,” William said,clearly unbothered  by Chris’s comment.

“In that case, I like it very much,”  he said trying to look as earnest as possible, but bursting out into a fit of laughter a moment later. “Never took you for a romantic. Do you write her lover letter and leave them around the flat as well?”

“Did you know that Santa’s flying reindeer were inspired by Odin’s eight-legged horse? Noora told me that today. It’s actually quite inter-“

“No, no, no. Don’t change the subject, young man. Tell me, William Magnusso, when did you become such a romantic? Did Noora torture you by tying you to a chair and making you watch Love Actually 50 times, or what? Or did she play you one of Justin Bieber’s albums? And more importantly, is this romance shit contagious?” Chris asked pretending to look all concerned, but failing miserably. “We can seek professional help. I am sure doctors will know how to cure you,” he continued, patting Williams back. William swatted his hand away and shoved laughing Chris out of the sofa.

“Shut up. Love does that, it changes us. Trust me, I didn’t think it was possible for me to change, to become a better man. But, then I met Noora and, I was determined to become someone who was good enough to be seen with her.”

Silence settled between them. Chris was taken aback by William’s words. He didn’t think that their conversation will become so serious, so quickly.  As guys they didn’t usually talk about their feelings. Their conversations usually revolved around girls, parties, sports and other meaningless stuff. Well, for William it had become meaningless. For Chris those were still very relevant conversation topics.

“One day you’re going to meet someone, fall in love, and you won’t be able to imagine you’re life without that person.”

Chris being, well, Chris wasn’t used to having serious conversation, not with William, not with anyone, really. Somehow, he knew that William wasn’t going to let this conversation drop. So that left him one option, turn this conversation into joke.

“Seriously, Will? You sound just like one of the characters in that TV show that Eva and I watched a while ago. One Tree something. One chick said, and I quote, Six billion people in the world. Six billion souls. And sometimes, all you need is one,” he said, making his voice as high pitched as possible and wiping away fake tears,”After I started laughing she proceeded to smack me accross the chest, and rant for 5 minutes about how Lucas and Peyton were ment to be together since the first episode. Peyton is the girl who said that cringy line, by the way.”

“That must have been so horrible, how did you survive?” William asked, with amused look on his face.

“It was brutal, man. But I made her promise that next time we will watch From Dusk Till Dawn:The Series and she will get her own snacks because she always steals mine. So annoying,” he said. Every single time that they have watched some TV show ,Eva had managed to finish her snacks even before they had gotten to half of the episode and instead of getting up to get some more snack, she  always starts to munch on his.

“Yeah, Eva is so annoying. How do you put up with her?”William asked smiling, not even looking at Chris, but typing something into his phone, probably some sickly cute text to Noora.

“I didn’t say Eva was annoying, she’s far from annoying. She’s very funny . She doesn’t even get offended by some of the jokes I make. Few of the girls have bursted into tears because of them. Eva doesn’t. She just smacks me and calls me an asshole. And she’s really chill, you know? She doesn’t get worked up over some random shit, like ripping her tights or spilling a juice on her top. When we’re hanging out, I don’t have to talk to her or listen to her talk every second of every minute. We can both be in the same place doing our own stuff. Being with her is just…easy,” he said, feeling out of breath. Well, that was a mouthful..

“Wow, Chris. I didn’t things were so serious between the two of you,” William said with a  broad smile on his face.

“What are you talking about?”

“You do realize that you just talked about Eva the way I imagine, I usually look like when I talk about Noora,” he replied and gave Chris a playful shove.

“No, I didn’t. If I did, I would have been on meds against diabetes from all the sweetness,” Chris said with a grin.

“A wise woman once said, and I quote,Six billion people in the world. Six billion souls. And sometimes, all you need is one,”  William shouts halfway out of the door.

“Fuck off.And you better get your bro one of those ugly matching Christmas sweaters. We don’t want people thinking that we’re having trouble in paradise,”  he shouted back. Damn, was it nice to have his best friend back.

Suddenly, Chris phone lit up and text from Eva appeared.

So… my mom is out of town… You up to torture me with “From Dusk Till Dawn”?

An involuntary smile spread across Chris’s face as he typed.

Sure. I hope you will be wearing your sexiest onsie.

A few seconds latter a reply comes back.

I might just have one big enough to fit you. We will both match. ;) xx

Matching onsies… Chris read and reread the last sentence again and again.Matching onsies? They both will have matching onsies. Just like Noora and William both have matching Christmas sweaters. Oh, God… Were they both becoming like Noorhelm?

Certainly, they weren’t.

They weren’t even dating.

What were they doing?


Hello. So, I’ve got cold and feel like crap. Very sorry for how long this turned out. But, I am too lazy to shorten it. I could barely edit it. Nonetheless, I hope you will enjoy it.xxx

I don’t think I will post tomorrow. But leave your requests and I will try and write them, when I have time. Because this week is pretty busy since it’s almost the end of semester and I have tons to do. And I am preparing for my drivers test as well. 

Hope you like this little (ok, not that little) scribble.


Okay so my job is very boring and mundane so it allows me to sorta just get lost in my head and I spent the entire day thinking about Skam and parallels. What I noticed is so far the seasons have a pattern in story telling? okay like:

The Protagonist Carries a Secret. (a secret they are aSHAMEd about. get it.)

  • Eva: She stole Jonas from Ingrid/Hooked up with Chris
  • Noora: William wants to date her/ She likes him
  • Isak: He’s gay/Major unresolved issues with his parents

They Have a Significant Love Interest Throughout Their Arc.

  • Eva: Jonas (I still cry about this)
  • Noora: William
  • Isak: Even

They Witness Something That Hurts Them. 

  • Eva: Text from Ingrid to Jonas. Ingrid “confirming” she and Jonas were together the night of the dinner.
  • Noora: William smashing the bottle over the yakuza guys head.
  • Isak: Even kissing Sonja after he said he broke up with her. 

They Confess to a Friend.

  • Eva: Tells Isak she hooked up with Chris (lmao oh man)
  • Noora: Tells Vilde she is dating and in love with William
  • Isak: Tells Jonas he’s into Even. (coming out)

They Have a Moment of Bravery. 

  • Eva: Walking into school and talking to all the girls, seprately. 
  • Noora: Telling the girls about her assault, going to the doctor, meeting him at the bar. 
  • Isak: Walking into school between the person he hurt and the person who hurt him. 

They Fight for What’s Right.

  • Eva: Girl Power and being your own person
  • Noora: For William and their relationship
  • Isak: ???

and the most important of all………………………………..

They Have Sex with Their Love Interest in the Last Episode. 

  • Eva: break up sex with Jonas
  • Noora: I love you sex with William
  • Isak: ??????????

These are just a few. But I’m feeling MUCH better now about that clip.