texts first

how to treat yourself like a princess ✨

- begin your days with tea and lemon (especially the mornings in which you feel the most down) in a designated tea cup

- turn your space into your castle: floral prints on the walls, antique brushes and bottles, fresh flowers on the bedside table

- choose a beautiful, favourite symphony to be your personal princess theme song

- remember how deserving you are, even of the most simple things (i deserve to feel the sun on my skin, i deserve to take an extra-long shower today, i deserve to feel loved by myself)

- every now and then, remember this simple mantra: “life is short. buy the dress.”

the biggest challenge of KHUX isn’t the difficulty, it’s being forced to choose between an avatar board for the skill vs an avatar board for the aesthetic

Tons of one piece fans: usopp is so dumb I hate him hes like the worst member of the crew he should just leave


Usopp: jokes on you I already hate myself and tried to leave so ha!


Tons of one piece fans: *when usopp fights and leaves the crew* I LIED IM SORRY! YOU CAN COME BACK! WE LOVE YOU ;0;


Usopp: fine ill come back..


Also usopp: but I still hate myself

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Trini definitely sucker punch him for that later

Houses as Tumblr Text Posts Part Eight
  • Gryffindor: Your inability to learn handshakes is teaRING THIS GANG APART
  • Hufflepuff: My kink is people underestimating me and ending up wrong and embarrassed
  • Ravenclaw: If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
  • Slytherin: I’m wearing all black to mourn the death of my motivation
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My wardrobe from college fits Amanda way too well

(I also gave her my phone case because I’m self indulgent as f u c k)