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anonymous asked:

I'm not sure if you do headcanons but Wolfstar + Youtuber AU? I leave it up to you but maybe something like Sirius has a music channel (covers or instrument tutorials) and Remus reviews books idk and they're obviosuly Youtuber boyfriends? Sorry if my English isn't too good. Thanks :D

I haven’t before, but I totally can! ;P 

- Pls omg Sirius is totally a Beauty Channel (at least initially) 
- He has this tendency to sing when he’s doing makeup so it makes it into a few videos and his subscribers are o/c like ‘pls do some covers??’
- Sirius, for all that he is an attention-seeker, thriving under the spotlight like sunflowers do in the sunlight, is surprisingly rather shy about his singing
- He’ll happily belt out something intentionally awful, but as soon as he’s actually trying he gets nervous about what people think
- James his bff and actual soulmate convinces him to do a cover of Not Alone (Darren Criss)
- Naturally it Blows. Up. 
- Sirius is flustered with all the praise, but starts to add some more covers to his channel.
- This song is how Sirius comes to Remus’ attention.

- Remus reviews books. 
- He’s snarky af. Which his subscribers love. He’ll tear bland hetero-normative novels to shreds.
- He gets super cute and enthusiastic when hes reviewing and recommending great queer novels. He can’t stop moving his hands about and playing with his hair and his face hurts from grinning. He has cute dipples which people love to comment about.
- He also does readings from books and he has the Most. Soothing. Voice. 
- He gets some requests to do some ASMR videos of him reading.
- His first ASMR video gets a ton of attention, people can’t get over the deep, soothing, spine tingling warmth of his voice. 
- His ASMR video is how he comes to Sirius’ attention.

- James sometimes has trouble sleeping and he looks into ASMR as a way to relax
- This is how he comes across Remus’ ASMR reading video
- He literally goes bounding over to tell Sirius about this youtuber with the sexiest voice ever. Seriously Sirius.
- Sirius hasn’t really been about ASMR before but Remus has converted him. Holy shit he feels the tingles from his head to his toes. Is it the ASMR thing or is it just b/c Remus has a super hot voice? He does not know. He does not care.
- Then he checks out Remus’ other videos. The first one he watches is one of Remus’ super cute recommendation videos and he swears his heart stops. 
- It has got to be illegal to be that attractive. 
- Even just a normal video with Remus’ voice has his stomach squirming pleasantly.
- He leaves a comment on the video, that to sum up is basically like ‘You are illegally attractive what the fuck’

- Now Remus is all about background music to his life, even when he’s reading he’ll have something on just so he’s not sitting in complete silence.
- He likes to check out covers and original songs on youtube, b/c there’s always the opportunity to discover someone new.
- Sirius’ video comes up on his recommendation list
- Now Remus will tell anyone who asks that he clicked on the video b/c he’s a fan of the original song
- This is a lie.
- Remus got one look at the thumbnail of the too good looking to be real youtuber and had to click.
- Mostly he intended to drool over their looks b/c you can’t be that pretty and talented, right?
- Wrong.
- The only thing that could distract Remus from Sirius’ to die for looks, was his voice.
- Remus’ is a bit shyer about commenting, and despite wanting to he does not send a message that would have amounted to ‘You can do anything you want to me as long as you sing’
- Imagine his heart when he happens to notice a comment from Sirius when he’s going through his comments.
- He needs a medic b/c oh my god the hot guy has commented on his video, and thinks hes hot too? This cannot be real. Abort abort.
- After contacting Lily and all but screaming to her about what he should do?? how does he handle this??? he sends a response.

- After a few flirtatious comments back an forth in Remus’ comments they decide to move it out of the public eye, because holy hell people are noticing and it’s awkward as fuck.
- Already they’ve got shippers trying to coin a name for them. (They settle on WolfStar based off the boys channel names).
- They swap user names on WhatsApp or Kik or something 

- Much to the strain on both their overly excited hearts it turns out they both live in London.
- James and Lily each have to suffer through the excitement and angsting from their friend over what Wolfstar is going to do
- (Bonus: James was totally the one who coined Wolfstar)
- (Bonus: Lily and James start chatting online b/c they’re making snarky comments about Wolfstar and notice each other.)
- (They end up exchanging numbers and complain to the other about their best friend.)
- Sirius is the one who suggests they meet up.
- They decide on a Karaoke bar b/c it’s fun and casual (and Remus totally does not have ulterior motives. Nope.)
- James and Lily are invited for moral support.
- James and Lily are having the time of their lives laughing over how awkward their best friends are being.
- James: [Sirius has just spent four hours going through his clothes for the perfect outfit. i have to critic every. single. one. kill me.]
Lily: [Omfg same. Remus has spent at least an hour on his hair and keeps asking me if it’s okay. It doesn’t look any different than usual??? I’m just like “You look gorgeous babe.” and then he goes back to doing his hair????] 

- When they meet up Remus nearly gets kicked b/c he just starts laughing when he sees Sirius.
- Sirius thinks its because he’s short. It’s not. (Mostly).
- It’s nervous laughter. Remus keeps trying to apologise and explain through his giggles that it’s just because he’s super excited and nervous.
- Sirius forgives him b/c he has a nice laugh.
- They literally spend the entire night holding hands??? Unless they go up to sing separately. But even then its hard to let go.
- Like, Sirius impulsively grabbed Remus’ hand to help with his nerves. Upon realising what he’d done he got embarrassed, but Remus wouldn’t let him go and told him he liked it.
- (Their hands are both super sweaty and they both basically silently agree to ignore it and not mention it.)
- (James gets a wet patch on his shirt when Sirius touches his shoulder, and he’s just “I don’t want to know.”)
- They have a really great night and actually exchange numbers finally. 
- Remus goes to give Sirius a kiss on his cheek. And misses???
- He gets his nose somehow.
- James and Lily are in the background cackling whilst Wolfstar goes bright fucking red.

- They start texting nightly after that.
- Sirius is a serial texter and just spams Remus’ inbox. Remus tbh doesn’t mind, he likes knowing Sirius is thinking of him.
- Except when its just like 20 memes in a row. Sirius, why.
- They tend to go out on super casual cliche dates, like to coffee shops and museums.
- (James and Lily are ‘officially’ bf and gf before Remus and Sirius get around to being boyfriends.)
- Their fans are super in suspense and there are so many questions about what is going on b/c after the comments from both in Remus’ video they disappeared offline and never mentioned it. But occasionally a fan spotted them together and it just spread the rumours even more. (They’d both refused to publically comment on it until they’d sorted through it themselves).
- The internet goes wild when they post their first video together as boyfriends.
- (It’s Remus doing the “My boyfriend does my make up Challenge” on Sirius.)


Aaaaaand that’s a wrap for now. I hope it’s what you were looking for friend. (It got a bit longer than I expected, but I couldn’t stop.) <3

So My Blog Turned 2 Years Old

Um so I got a notification saying my blog turned 2 years old and… holy???? I didn’t think it was that old? (or young, your pick)

But anyways I just wanna say thank you and bless the souls who’ve followed me and looked at all the content I post lol 

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