It annoys me so much when I find an Arthurian book with beautiful classical style illustrations and then I look closer and realize they have given all of the knights mustaches.
No beards. A mustache accompanied by a beard would be perfectly acceptable. But no. There are no beards. Just mustaches.
And I try to pretend the mustaches do not exist as I read, but every time I come to an illustration I am abruptly reminded of their unfortunate presence. Soon I find myself mentally preparing for the mustaches as I turn the pages, bracing myself against the sheer force of their ugliness.
Eventually I give up. I close the book. I do not finish reading. I am half way through Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. They have given Gawain a mustache. I am angry. I am broken.
I hate people that only use their blinker like one second before they start turning. They’re just as bad as people who don’t use it at all. A turn signal is to signal that you’re turning, like BEFORE you actually turn? Why do you put the brakes on and then put your blinker on practically AS you’re turning? That doesn’t count, stupid.
#STOP TREATING THE HARRY POTTER FILMS AS CANON 2K15
I’M SICK OF PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT SNAPE COMING INTO THE POTTER’S HOUSE WHEN HE WAS NEVER FUCKING THERE
I’M SICK OF PEOPLE BEING SAD ABOUT LAVENDER WHEN SHE DIDN’T FUCKING DIE
I’M SICK OF PEOPLE MOURNING GOYLE AND NOT CRABBE
I’M SICK OF PEOPLE NOT KNOWING ABOUT WINKY OR PEEVES
I’M SICK OF PEOPLE BEING ANGRY AT DUMBLEDORE WHEN HE HAD NO FUCKING CHOICE
Edit: If you do not wish to or are not able to read the books, have you not heard of audiobooks? J.K. has written these books so very thoroughly, with every detail, even the smallest ones, interconnecting with each other and the larger ones, meaning most of the small details are very significant! J.K. has written these books with such detail the likes of which I have never seen before! The films are complete fuckups and do not do the books justice at all, they have changed, removed, and added details that cannot be changed and do not belong, meaning the films do not make sense! If you actually read/listen to the books, perhaps more than once, and I mean properly pay attention, you will have your proof and answers! And before you message me telling me I need to calm the fuck down, these books and their author are deserving of highest respect due to her skill and their quality that the films do not fulfil in the slightest, for reasons I have mentioned above! Now please, stop badgering me!
And when did it become okay to openly question someone’s sexuality? Am I the only one that thinks it’s fucking rude to make assumptions on a persons sexuality for ones own unattainable fantasy? It’s like one of my pet peeves now.
Temporarily feeling homicidal when someone has “read” a text and then they don’t respond for hours or days. HEY RUDE A$$…Don’t bother even reading the damn thing until you can schedule 10 seconds to respond.
And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.”