Car Commercials in 2007:
Flashes of chrome, spinning car in a dark room, vroom, "horsepower," darkness, VROOOOM.
Car Commercials in 2017:
The car is soft...so soft like your childhood & the cookies mother once made...the puppy you just bought for your son who is growing up so fast....the car is in the sunshine now, witness it...
“What does that mean, Griffin? Sometimes you just say a bunch of malarkey in the..in The Adventure Zone commercial text”…Yeah. Maybe. You wanna make something of it? Don’t fight me now, it’s my birthday!