“How beautiful is it that someone could make your heart beat so fast when you don’t want it to beat at all.”

While we’re on Headcanon Express here…

I like to think Dave is more unsettled by the differences between Dirk and Bro than the similarities.

Dirk does something frighteningly similar to Bro and Dave says nothing, hardly even thinks anything of it. They’re bound to be similar. That’s To Be Expected.

But sometimes he bangs his fucking shin on a coffee table at 3am while flashstepping and the goDDAMN X FILES THEME PLAYS IN DAVES HEAD AS HE STARES IN BEWILDERMENT. Dirk proceeds to curse under his breath about asspacking endtables as he makes himself a pot of coffee, all the while Dave’s entire world is falling apart. He thinks back. Had Bro ever clipped the coffee table? No? What the fuck, did he ever trip over a chair? NO? SLIP ON A SMUPPET… NO. No unexplained bumps in the night, no quiet cursing as he goes about his weird routines. Nothing.

I think that after a while he gets used to it, and takes comfort in the differences as well as the familiarity fostered by any resemblance he may share with dead relatives. But it takes time. And so it goes that for like 4 months Dave just quietly freaked out every time Dirk wasnt the untouchable broninja he grew up with.

Pink Lace.

Rating: NC-17

Content: Sexual situations, Kitten!kink

Another day out of the house was driving me up the wall.

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“My life is for the people of Naboo,” the young senator says. “I cannot give them anything less.”

The dwarves’ physical state in the Halls of the Maker corresponding to their mental state though- 

  • It takes decades for Thorin’s wounds to heal and they break open at the most unexpected moments. The worst was when he saw Kíli in the Halls for the first time. He is never fully whole again, although it does a lot for him to finally receive his sister’s forgiveness. The moment the last of his wounds, the one on his forehead, is completely gone is the moment when Dwalin, the last of the Company to die, finally joins them and feigns a punch in his face and then hugs him so hard he thinks his bones will break. (It is then that Balin’s wounds finally heal too, he who had sat in the Halls for hours with Thorin, talking about how they had both let go of their lives when there would have been so much more to live for)
  • Thrór’s throat kept bleeding for so long that he took to wearing clothes with high collars in the Halls. It takes his family a long time to bring him back to where he was - and only when both Thráin and his three grandchildren arrive and tell him just how much he meant to them despite everything that had happened does he dare to wear more open clothes again.
  • Everybody thinks Fíli is okay. He puts on a brave face, spends a lot of time with his brother, his family and tries to comfort his uncle. Nobody sees when he withdraws to his chambers from time to time, hand coming away bloody when he presses it to his chest under the clothes because he still thinks he failed them all. It is Frerin who finally picks up on it first (apart from Kíli of course, but Kíli knows everything anyway) and takes him aside for a talk, a small patch of blood blossoming on his own chest where the arrow had hit home so long ago for a moment.
  • Kíli always laughs, looks unharmed and brightens everyone’s mood. He is everywhere at once, meets family members from all branches long dead that he is never known - he seems as alive in death as he ever was. Only sometimes, when he looks at his brother and his uncle, who shouldn’t be here, who he thinks he should have protected because he is the spare, it should have been him who died, not them- he flinches slightly, hand rubbing over his chest where Bolg’s weapon had found its mark.
  • Dáin has tumbled in the Halls with a curse on his lips, but his wounds that still oozed blood for hours after he has woken up - he left them alone in the midst of battle, selfishly withdrew and died when nothing was safe yet - close up quickly when he hears a quiet grunt and a giant boar throws him to the ground, rubbing his enormous face on his clothes and he sees the smiling faces of those who await him.
  • Dís follows him not long after, fallen, too, defending the mountain her kin died for. She lightly punches Thorin only moments after Dáin did and her brother carries a brighter smile than he has worn in decades when she’s finally there. Her wounds had closed the moment she had woken up - she knows she has given everything she had for the mountain and her people and could go in peace, to finally be reunited with her family and friends again.
I know you’re going to bed so you don’t have to answer this but I am so in love with you and I realize that because I don’t want to leave. I don’t ever want to leave. And you said that I help you get through things and the feeling is definitely mutual. You get me through everything. The thought of you loving me helps me sleep without you and wake up without you because I know one day we’ll get to do that together. I love you so much. I love who you are always. I would be okay without you, but that’s why I choose to stay. I would choose you every time.
—  on far away, busy boyfriends and stationary, nocturnal girlfriends 

took off faster than a green light go; you skip the conversation when you already know; I left a note on the door with a joke we’d made; and that was the first day.

The air is getting warm again, 
My hair is finally growing long enough to brush against the skin on my lower back when my shirt rides up, 
The length you used to say you liked it at. 
I’m starting to smile again, 
But I find myself wishing you had fell in love with my smile like I had fallen in love with your laugh.
Hearing you laugh was like the sun shining on my bare skin,
It used to warm my body but now when I think of your laugh it feels like the sun has set my skin on fire.
I saw you started smoking again,
You used to talk about how your Dad would kill you if he found you smoking,
but I guess you gave up sticking to his rules like you gave up on me.
This time of year is reminding me of you again.
But you gave up on me.
—  you gave up on me. 

anonymous asked:

hello! /v \ I hope you don't mind helping me with something; I've been thinking about writing an IwaOi fic but it's been a while since I last wrote something and I don't really know what to write / do uv u; I may do a oneshot at first but after that I was thinking on doing a fic with a good amount of chapters! so, if it isn't a hassle for you, can you list a few ideas / stuff you would like to read? thank you + have a great day, you wonderful artist, you! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ

!!! IwaOi fic! Wow that you’d ask for stuff that I’d like to read is just >/////<
FUNNY though I don’t actually actively search out fics (I just kind of..stumble upon them on tumblr mostly ;;; ) SO I’m not sure if some of the fics I’d like to read is actually already out there oop

bUT HERE some iwaoi/oiiwa fic ideas/prompts! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ 

EDIT: I added a few more haha ;;; Angsty ones too gdi

  • IWAOI DATE as in they spend a whole day on an honest to goodness date with each other (i just want to see them be dorks who are so into each other and are finally doing proper couple things (or trying to, at least))
  • Iwa-chan getting sick and everyone and Oikawa going on lockdown and red alert to take care of him
  • ^alternatively, Oikawa getting sick and Iwaizumi has to deal with taking charge of the team and the initially peaceful but eventually weird silence he gets when he’s not with Oikawa. And of course everyone goes to take care of their captain and Iwa-chan stays the longest ♥︎
  • Oikawa suddenly loses his voice and Iwaizumi has to deal with Oikawa not being able to speak and the fact that it starts to bother him when he feels weird that he misses hearing “Iwa-chan”
  • Oikawa being the talented and amazing person that he is (I like the usual portrayal of him being pompous and proud and annoying but I wanna see fics where they show how amazing he is ok) and people (esp Iwa-chan) being at awe and proud of him
  • IwaOi bodyswap!
  • Iwaizumi and Oikawa have a fight. Like a real rare fight between them unlike their usual bickering and arguing, and suddenly they’re not talking to each other even though they still walk to and from school together – OR they avoid one another altogether.
  • Oikawa gets into an accident and Iwaizumi wants to be strong for him but struggles with the crushing worry and guilt and pain and he always visits Oikawa but he misses him
  • ^alternatively, Iwaizumi gets into an accident and Oikawa almost breaks, maybe cracks a little, but he struggles to keep himself together when the person who he relied on to always do that for him wasn’t there to, and Oikawa is stronger than he thinks
  • one of them gets amnesia (the classic heart-breaker)
  • ^OR one of them gets anterograde amnesia (the kind where they forget new memories made after a day or a short amount of time)


  • THE CLASSIC coffee shop/flower shop/shop across the street AU! I am weak for those and barista Iwaizumi or barista Oikawa or florist Iwaizumi/florist Oikawa are things I can totally get behind
  • university students AU
  • AU where they meet for the first time as volleyball teammates (either in HS or college)
  • AU where they meet for the first time as volleyball opponents 
  • cop!Iwa
  • model!Oikawa
  • the punk!iwa (+ nerd!oikawa) AU hihihihi (though a couple of people have already written fics for that ♥︎)
  • assassin/hitman AU
  • Transporter AU (Iwa-chan’s the transporter and Oikawa’s the…transportee? The package??) 
  • fantasy AU!! Anything with magic and swords and kingdoms and wAR
  • ^King Oikawa + royal guard Iwaizumi 
  • ^OR Prince OIkawa + knight Iwaizumi 
  • ^OR Prince Oikawa + stable boy Iwaizumi 
  • ^OR THE REVERSE (stable boy Oikawa + Prince Iwaizumi)
  • ^commoner Oikawa + general/knight Iwaizumi who goes off to war
  • ^Prince Iwa and prince Oikawa of neighboring kingdoms and they used to be childhood friends when one of them was staying at the other’s castle/kingdom, but had to separate because of political stuff but mEET AGAIN in a celebration or ball maybe and whoops suddenly they’re both grown up and hot and somehow very attracted to each other??
  • mafia/gangster AU
  • hooker AU (not the blatant pwp kind, but the kind where the profession is treated in a thoughtful, sensitive way) (but hey the blatant pwp is still completely welcome ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
  • post-apocalyptic AU (zombies or after a fallout or culling or the decline of Earth)
  • Edge of Tomorrow AU!!!!

OK I’LL STOP before this gets any longer hahaha I have so many IwaOi wants and needs and cravings and if any of these ideas are actually in fics already please tell me!! If anyone wants to write based on any of these prompts/ideas by all means feel free bUT MAKE SURE TO LINK ME I WANNA READ ( `皿′ )ᕤ and if anyone wants to chat about hcs/ideas and the like just hit me up ;)

also thank you anon! I hope you get some ideas and have a great day too! ♥︎