Random headcanon: when Captain Barbossa remarks that the incantation to free Calypso must be spoken “as if to a lover”, then proceeds to posture and bellow like a circus ringmaster, that’s not him missing the point. He really is like that in the bedroom. His idea of dirty talk is both horrifying and hilarious.
Keep In Mind That THIS LEGEND, This MAN RIGHT . HERE. John Christopher Depp, used to sell /PENS/
Now look how much his face is known in the movie industry, he made sexiest man in the papers, A drunken pirate on screen and so many other wonderful movie characters come to life.
REBLOG THIS RIGHT NOW AND HELP IT GET OUT THERE THAT THIS MAN IS AN INSPIRATION AND NOT ONLY THAT HE WAS JUST LIKE YOU AND ME, MOST OF THE GREATEST ACTORS IN THE WORLD START FROM NOTHING
SO NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS.
EVER. BECAUSE YOU COULD BE SELLING SOMW DAMN PENS OVER THE TELEPHONE AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, COULD BE VOTED THE NEXT SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. OR WOMAN, OR SEXIEST HUMAN, OR WALRUS…
NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS.