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ok but fuck people who say that kids are dumb or active because thats “how they are”. this 4 year old kid was jumping around and screaming and his parent just yelled at him, when they were done with yelling, i went up to the kid and asked him whats wrong. he calmly said no one wants to play with him so hes lonely. LIKE THE FUCK OK ofc your kid is yelling, he wants some fucking attention. he had a power rangers dino force action figure and i offered to play with him and we ended up on the couch watching various power rangers episodes on my phone. at one point he hugged me and said “will you stay here forever” and my heart just fucking broke because obvs this kid doesnt get enough attention from his parents. i didnt have the heart to tell him that this may be the last time i see him, so i said ill try to be there as often as i can. and we just calmly watched power rangers dino force, jungle fury and this kid is smart and responsive and his fav ranger is the red one. and he cried when i fucking left and for crying he got yelled at again. and when we were alone, his dad asked “howd you get him to keep quiet??” i just smiled and said “he likes power rangers and i do too” while in my mind i fucking want him to know that his son is attention deprived and if you actually treat his feelings fucking right, hes smart and funny and loving and open minded and HIS FAVORITE RANGER IS THE RED RANGER. GIVE YOUR CHILDREN SOME FUCKING ATTENTION ASSHOLE.

A-Z NSFW: Wonwoo

Originally posted by i-wonwoo

Disclaimer: I couldn’t find the original poster this came from, but I got this from philanddanxreader, I didn’t come up with this. 

A = Aftercare 

Wonwoo’s not the most gentle of lovers, so aftercare is incredibly important to make sure you’re not hurt afterwards. He makes you stay still while he runs to get a warm rag to wipe you both down, and massage your muscles to ensure you’re not sore the next day, tender kisses and sweet nothings are exchanged. He’s careful to make sure you’re okay and comfortable after sex.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 

Without going the sappy route, Wonwoo loves your hips. He’s quite dominant in bed, and what better than to hold on to your hips, and be in complete control of how you grind against his thigh, or pin you to the bed while he pounds you into the mattress? Going along that lines, without just being like m y d i c c, he’d go with his hands. They’re pretty large, seeing how easy his hands are at keeping your hands pinned above your head, or clutching your hips and controlling the speed he allows you to ride him in, that alone feeds into his dominant side.

C = Cum 

Wonwoo isn’t one to care about the mess, if he’s cumming, any thought concerning that is out the window. He’s not insanely messy, just careless with it, he’s somehow turned it into a game to try and cum on your chest but that doesn’t exactly work well when he’s already shooting…kinda gets everywhere. Sheets definitely need stripped after sex with Wonwoo, he’s not a good shot.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 

Sensory deprivation is something he deeply wants to play with, he already is pretty fond of blindfolds, but using that to it’s full potential isn’t something hes toyed with yet. Wonwoo really wants to play it out completely, have you wear ear plugs and blindfolded, completely unaware of what he’s going to do to you. Completely at the mercy of him and your body’s response to his fingers, toys, and feather teasers. 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Wonwoo might as well have read a ‘how to fuck’ book with how much he knows about sex, he’s very knowledgeable about it. I feel like he’s done something at some point, but not enough to have a concrete feel on what to do. But, he does know what he’s up to. He’ll need a few times to be accustom to your body, but once he’s got the system cracked, he’s completely prepared to wreck you. 


F = Favorite position
It’s 2:20 am as I write this and I’m just sitting here laughing at sex position names….the wraparound…lmao….anyways, with Wonwoo, it might take a bit of stretching(but it’s okay, he got you with that good af aftercare boo) but he favors you laying back and letting him prop your legs up on his shoulders, and just pound away. Your legs on him, gives him somewhat more control over you, he can easily turn you into another position, and with your legs out of the way, he can just really get it up in there.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Although Wonwoo does fall in to this sort of dominant character in the bedroom, it’s not overbearing and suffocating. Sometimes seeing a dick is just funny as fuck, and it’s never weird for either of you to just burst out laughing. I mean, if you can’t laugh with someone who’s two seconds away from putting a dick in you, they’re not the right person, life lessons right there. It’s more serious with Wonwoo, but not to a point that’s it’s not fun or lighthearted. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
I don’t see Wonwoo being concerned with being completely bare, I think he’s one of those guys that wants a bit of hair to just ‘feel like a man’ or whatever, but he does keep it clean. Trim it up a bit, manscape a little. I don’t think he keeps up with it all the time tho, I mean honestly..who shaves every day? Be honest. So at times it is a bit more out of control as compared to other days. 


I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Sex is very intense with Wonwoo, but he somehow manages to work in love rather than lust. He’s very much into body worship, and making it known that although you might be tied down and at his mercy, you’re his equal and he loves you and this isn’t just sex. It’s not really romantic? But he makes his feelings obvious. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)

Wonwoo typically has his hormones under control, but it’s kind of hard to deal with a boner when there isn’t time to just…wait around for it to go down or take a shower or something, so he’s quick and sneaky about getting it done. Locked away, he takes care of business, but he’s that annoying bf that always calls or texts you like ‘im hard…help’. Phone sex is pretty frequent, if you can’t be there to physically deal with it with him, he’s got to have you help vocally. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Wonwoo’s dominant, but not in the bdsm sense, there’s no master or sir to it, he just takes control most of the time. He’s very big on laying you out, and worshiping your body from head to toe. Teasing and overstimulation is a huge kink of Wonwoo’s, making you cum over multiple times is a must with him, or he’s not leaving the bed until you do.


L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

[See Risk] Wonwoo doesn’t stray from the bedroom, he’s very private with you. Even PDA is almost nonexistent with Wonwoo, so taking sex outside the bed isn’t likely with him. He does utilize the bedroom though, using the bed, desk, bending you over against a wall, he keeps it interesting but it doesn’t leave the safety of his room.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Wonwoo isn’t easy to turn on. Just a sly kiss or brushing your hand over his crotch isn’t enough to make him pop a boner, he’s very controlled. Sex and getting turned on is a very slow build. He teases, foreplay is extensive, etc. It’s a build. Same with turning him on; heavy making out and some intense dry humping is his biggest turn on and the quickest way to get him aroused. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Public/Exibitionism isn’t flying with Wonwoo, at all. Nearly anything goes in the bedroom, but take him out his private element, and you can’t turn him on, it’s like he’s got an off switch. While he’s dominant-ish, he’s not into titles, roleplaying with sir, master, etc aren’t his type, he doesn’t get into the title and power play sex kind of thing. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
A master of foreplay and teasing, oral is very positive in his book. Having your hands clutching his, and wiggling in pleasure while he’s busy between your thighs. Wonwoo’s got it down to a T, if someone was to get an award for their tongue, it’d be him. He doesn’t stop until you’ve cum on his tongue. He loves oral, it’s really more just body worship in his mind. Having you unravel on his tongue, you making him quiver from your mouth, oral is a must need during sex with him, it’s a part of the ‘process’.


P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Wonwoo’s pace is pretty fast and hard, he’s not very rough? His thrusts aren’t going to hurt, but they’re very precise and determined to make you cum around his cock. He’s powerful, but he’s not going to cause you pain or anything.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Quickies aren’t a favorable form of sex with Wonwoo, he’s a slow build, without a shit ton of foreplay, he doesn’t cum fast. So quickies, as well as just not liking them, don’t exactly work? Quickies have happened a few times, but on those he’s been turned on all day and just ready to bust, but on the normal day, he just doesn’t want them.


R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He’s pretty adventurous and experimental in private; Wonwoo’s very open to different kinks or toys or positions. Almost anything can be given a one time go to see if it’s actually pleasurable or fun. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Wonwoo has a strange stamina, it really depends on what kind of and how long the foreplay and teasing is. If you get right in to sex, he last above average, he can string the sex out anywhere from twenty to thirty minutes, but if foreplay and teasing is extensive, he gets so worked up that he doesn’t last long with the actual sex, pulling barely five to ten minutes. One round is usually it, on the off day, he can pull together a second round but normally, one nut and he’s tapping out. 


T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Over time, Wonwoo has accumulated quite the collection. He leans more towards scarves and cloth ties than handcuffs, and various vibrating and stimulating toys, he’s keen on toys just to tease the living hell out of you. 


U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Wonwoo is relentless, safe words were made because of Wonwoo. He can and will tease you until you’re in tears. He’s quite content with just sitting back, toying with you until you feel like you could scream, and just listen to you whine and squirm under his gaze. Doesn’t help his kink is overstimulation, does it?


V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
In bed, Wonwoo doesn’t say much, he’s of a sound maker. He grunts and moans from the pleasure and effort of his thrusts, at this point, sex is like a work out, he pulls his weight in the bedroom. As he’s closer to cumming, he gets very out of breath, and his sounds downgrade into heavy breathing and panting, before he gets loud as he moans when he finally climaxes. Wonwoo’s not a word guy in the bed, he doesn’t talk, but he’s certainly heard.


W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Wonwoo’s learned not to get cocky with sex, you’d think after a few times playing with handcuffs, you’d be over the bit of nerves and be fine and dandy, no? Never let your guard down, his dumb ass lost the key for a good twenty minutes until he realized it was in his pants pocket. After that, it was part of kinkier sex that the key was attacked to a string and hung near by in plain sight. No one needs that fright again. 


X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
He’s a t h i c c bitch, Wonwoo’s more on the girth side of things. He’s not gonna….split you in half or anything, but he’s on the shorter side of the spectrum, about 4.5″. Gets the job done, but yeah. Not gonna kill your hole or anything. You will survive, I promise.


Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Wonwoo’s more on the ‘horny toad’ side of the spectrum, his sex drive tips over the line of normal, higher than typical. He’s really ready to pop some dick at any moment, give him the signal and boner is up and running. 

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Although he doesn’t tire out easily, after sex that qualifies as an intense work out, Wonwoo does tap out pretty quick and need some shut eye. As soon as he cums, it’s a race for time to get cleaned up before his eyes close for good.

you know the trope “let’s pretend to be engaged to get free cake samples”? imagine andreil doing that because let’s face it Andrew loves cake and Neil loves free stuff, but they don’t realize that one of Dan’s strips sisters now works at the wedding cake place so she squeals and is like “omg Dan didn’t tell me you guys got engaged, congratulations!” and texts Dan to scold her for not telling her and then it spreads throughout the team from there and Andrew and Neil end up getting engaged for real because they can’t back out now

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i always really wanna talk about how i feel and stuff but the minute i start talking about my problems i feel like im just being whiny and annoying