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ok but fuck people who say that kids are dumb or active because thats “how they are”. this 4 year old kid was jumping around and screaming and his parent just yelled at him, when they were done with yelling, i went up to the kid and asked him whats wrong. he calmly said no one wants to play with him so hes lonely. LIKE THE FUCK OK ofc your kid is yelling, he wants some fucking attention. he had a power rangers dino force action figure and i offered to play with him and we ended up on the couch watching various power rangers episodes on my phone. at one point he hugged me and said “will you stay here forever” and my heart just fucking broke because obvs this kid doesnt get enough attention from his parents. i didnt have the heart to tell him that this may be the last time i see him, so i said ill try to be there as often as i can. and we just calmly watched power rangers dino force, jungle fury and this kid is smart and responsive and his fav ranger is the red one. and he cried when i fucking left and for crying he got yelled at again. and when we were alone, his dad asked “howd you get him to keep quiet??” i just smiled and said “he likes power rangers and i do too” while in my mind i fucking want him to know that his son is attention deprived and if you actually treat his feelings fucking right, hes smart and funny and loving and open minded and HIS FAVORITE RANGER IS THE RED RANGER. GIVE YOUR CHILDREN SOME FUCKING ATTENTION ASSHOLE.

you know the trope “let’s pretend to be engaged to get free cake samples”? imagine andreil doing that because let’s face it Andrew loves cake and Neil loves free stuff, but they don’t realize that one of Dan’s strips sisters now works at the wedding cake place so she squeals and is like “omg Dan didn’t tell me you guys got engaged, congratulations!” and texts Dan to scold her for not telling her and then it spreads throughout the team from there and Andrew and Neil end up getting engaged for real because they can’t back out now

lavidahq  asked:

Hey there! We're a new hollywood rp that's just recently opened for apps!! Would you mind giving us an opinion please? Thank you in advance x

oh eh gee, it’s my first opinion !! 

sdufij anyways, know the basic stuff.., it’s my opinion & feel free to disagree.. all that jazz. let’s get to it. 

i usually don’t do opinions for twitter rps but since this is kinda mixture of both i’ll make an exception. 

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