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Legally Blonde the Musical ft. accurate song titles
  • Omigod You Guys: Elle’s getting engaged and the shop assistant’s a bitch (also Margot can speak to dogs)
  • Serious: Plot twist, Warner is a dick
  • What You Want: Who needs a personal essay when you have the ENTIRETY OF UCLA
  • The Harvard Variations: lets show off our achievements
  • Blood in the Water: let's make no one want law career
  • Positive: either fight her or shake your ass
  • Ireland: pure sweet Paulette
  • Ireland (Reprise): pure sweet Paulette doesn't know where this metaphor is going.
  • Serious (Reprise): Warner is a dick pt.2
  • Chip on my Shoulder: Why go home for christmas when you can STUDY!!!!!
  • So Much Better: a good job > a dick + that one note no one can do
  • Whipped Into Shape: work out, protect yourselves and HOW DOES SHE SKIP AND SING AT THE SAME TIME
  • Take it Like a Man: pure bean turns into hot bean
  • Bend and Snap: picking up objects... sexy edition
  • There, Right There!/Gay or European: P R I D E
  • Legally Blonde: creepy professor ruins life
  • Legally Blonde (Remix): Redeemed bitch saves life + IRISH DANCING
  • Find My Way: everythings okay and destroyed gender roles
Descriptions of Broadway Girls' Voices
  • Renée Elise Goldsberry: When you chew mint gum and then drink water right afterwards so that your whole mouth is cold but it's the most exhilarating feeling you have ever experienced in your life and you get goosebumps just from that one sip of water and that minty freshness
  • Phillipa Soo: A cinnamon bun that is so sweet, so pure, so perfect, that you almost don't want to eat it but you do, and after you finish it you feel so content you just want to curl into a ball and fall asleep
  • Jasmine Jones: The feeling when you're listening to a fantastic song and the sound travels from one earbud to the other
  • Kathryn Gallagher: When your head's in someone's lap and they are playing with your hair and you're outside and you look up at the night sky and see all of the stars and life is good
  • Jennifer Hudson: That one swan song in every Broadway show that has the audience on its feet roaring with applause and crying and throwing roses on the stage when it finishes
  • Krysta Rodriguez: That moment before a concert is about to start and all the lights go off and everyone starts screaming and your stomach drops and you feel like you're going to explode from the excitement
  • Laura Osnes: A dress that is so beautiful and it's the perfect length and the perfect color and you honestly feel like royalty just by LOOKING at it
  • Kelli O'Hara: When you were little and you would get sick and your mom would bring you chicken noodle soup and tuck you in and sing you to sleep while stroking your forehead.
  • Sierra Boggess: That one perfume that smells SO GOOD and you have to stop yourself from spraying it all over yourself
  • Kristin Chenoweth: Cartwheeling through a meadow of flowers while simultaneously rifting and singing the highest notes you possibly can
  • Idina Menzel: That one part in The Odd Life of Timothy Green where he is absorbing the light because of photosynthesis and he just closes his eyes and spreads his arms and basks in the glory
  • Barrett Wilbert Weed: When you're at a party and your jam comes on and you and your friends kill it with your dance routine
  • Elle McLemore: A carnival at night with all of the bright lights on and you're sitting at the top of the Ferris Wheel eating cotton candy
  • Alice Lee: Driving really fast and the wind is whipping your hair back and your radio's blasting music and you feel like you're flying.
  • Jessica Keenan Wynn: When you make a sassy comeback and get complimented for it and you feel like a boss because you slayed everyone (yet again)
I wrote God Bless America [a track on the album] before the Women’s Marches, but I could tell they were going to happen… I realised a lot of women were nervous about some of the bills that might get passed that would directly affect them. So yes, it’s a direct response in anticipation of what I thought would happen, and what did happen
—  Lana Del Rey about her new song called “God Bless America” for upcoming album “Lust For Life”