text and i are not friends at all

im 👼 daddy’s ❤💦🍆 little fidget spinner💫 when daddy 💞 feels horny he lifts 🚚 me up☝️ and puts me on🔛 his huge 😩💦dicc🍆 and i spin 🌀 and spin 🌀 whirrrrrr 😳😳i get🉐 so🆘 dizzy💫 but daddy💞 keeps spinning 💫 me untill i squirt⛲⛲ leaving me all wet💦 and his cummies 🍼🍼 are all inside💠 me😳 god im such a😳 spinny 😵dizzy😵😵 little slut for daddy

anonymous asked:

As IF Taylor would hire these dancers had she known they were planning on returning to Katy. Hundreds, if not thousands of people audition for her tour and so she had her pick. That means they lied to get the job and were coerced by Katy to do so. smh.

And as a friend just said to me, here’s what Katy said:

So that year came up, right? And I texted all of them—because I’m very close with them—and I said, ‘Look, just FYI: I’m about to start, I want to put the word out there.’ And they said, ‘All right, we’re going to talk to management about it.’

But here’s the kicker. The Prism tour didn’t start until March 2014! That’s after the US, Australian, AND European legs of the Red Tour. And Prism’s lead single, Roar, didn’t even debut until mid-August, with the album coming in October. They left Taylor’s tour in JULY. So Katy really just sent them there to leave, since they left considerably earlier than they could have even MAYBE been needed. 

So we got this kinda creepy substitute that comes in every now and then, and he just takes his job way too seriously. The first sign was last year when he used his own laminated visitors pass with his name and everything on it, rather than the sticker name tag the school gives the subs. Anyway, this year he upgraded. My friend had to go to the office and there was no sign out sheet for this class, but ole Mr. Substitute was ready. He pulled out a mini clip board with his own sign out sheets for my friend to fill out and gave her his own hall pass. Later I asked her about it and she said there were some rules on it (I don’t remember exactly what they were but I think there was 3) and there was also a phone number to text if you had any questions.
Fast forward to the end of my senior year. I see all these kids getting envelopes with their names on it and the teachers don’t know what they are, the office just tells them to pass them out. I don’t think much of it until I actually get one. I open it and skim and the main things that stick out are “(I) have an exceptional character” and “(subs name), owner of local construction company”. At this point I’m praying he’s an eccentric millionaire who wants to pay my tuition, but it was actually just a letter of reference for any job I apply to or whatever. I’m just glad I never acted weird in any of the classes he subbed for now.

season 1: ends with kara surrounded by her family and friends. though bittersweet, they celebrate that they are alive, and stronger together.

season 2: superfriends are mostly apart, though each of them seems to have someone. except kara, who is all alone.


I was just about to have my dinner cause I just went home and I was about to update about the girls. Instead I was updated with a saddening news.

I have no words. My friends live and work there. I’ve been texting them all over, asking them and making sure they are alright.

I’ve been receiving pics and videos from my dad. I keep them and I won’t post it cause it’s too scary. I’m having an anxiety attack now. I’m crying (again). I hope everyone is okay. Stay safe, everyone.



“What the hell is wrong with you guys?!” Lily shouted, angry. She couldn’t believe her friends were doing this to her sister. “Fleur doesn’t deserve this!”

“Oh my God, calm down Lily! It’s not that big of a deal.” Apple replied, annoyed by her friend’s reaction.

“Calm down?! How can I CALM DOWN? SHE IS MY SISTER! She really cared about this Peter! How could you do this to her?!”

All of the girls were very surprised and disappointed to see Lily so angry about what they thought was just an innocent prank.

“You’re gonna stop texting her and you’ll shut his profile down right now!”

Smartphone chronicles.

I was without a phone for almost five years. Prior to that, I had a dumb phone that my parents got me and forced me to carry all the time.

I never really cared about texting. Or calling.

My friends know that if they text while we hang out, I walk out.

I don’t tolerate that shit.

Husband doesn’t have a phone too. When we hang out, we hang out. We talk when we eat dinner, we talk when we chill.

Since I found out I was pregnant, I decided to get a phone.

We have home phone and I missed a call from my obstetrician. I was expecting a call regarding the pre fetal tests and to find out the sex of the baby.

Drove me nuts.

So the following day, I bought a phone. A smart phone.

Oh the wonders.

I love how I can tumblr whenever, yelp whenever, Facebook whenever, text whenever, google whenever.

It’s been almost two weeks. I love it, no doubt. The world at my fingertips.

But lately… Ugh. All I want to do is fidget over the phone! Check messages! Look at the screen!!! I hate it. It’s like it’s controlling me.

So I made a rule. Smartphone is for calls only. I lived without texting anyway. And browse the web only when necessary.

Ok, now back to regular programming.

late evening

“What do you mean by you don’t know if you and Sam will make it?! Buck, it is my husband’s birthday! The whole team will be there— No, you listen, I am the Captain and— Well, you are older than me, but I am higher in rank, so shut up, punk! I am gonna send you a text where are we meeting on Monday and you better be there! And why your voice is cracking?! Wait, Buck, don’t you— and he hang up on me. That son of a bi—”

“Steve? What’s up with all that yelling?”

“Nothing, babe, just— stupid best friend problems.”

“Yeah, your best friend is no Rhodey.”


“Joking. Bucky is… alright. On certain days.”


I need someone 💕😋

I’m Kennedy
 a 15 year old girl who lives in the U.S. I am looking for a friend who has similar interest and is between 13-19. You can be any gender, race or sexuality. I want someone I can text about my problems and someone who can be a friend in generally.My interest include animals, traveling, adventures, music, photography and some t.v. shows. Photography is a big part of my life. I love traveling around and taking pictures of pretty much everything. Lately been taking pictures of girls at my school for there Instagram. My favorite t.v. shows are shameless, Walking dead, all Disney movies Bc who doesn’t love them, and 13 Reasons Why! I have 2 dogs, 3 mice, and 2 hermit crabs. So hit me up if you want a friend who you can talk to at most any time. Instagram: Kennedy.brooke.__
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i hope the wedding date isnt within at least the next half year/year bc

how is iris going to explain to all her normal “not part of team flash” friends who will recieve wedding invites from her that the wedding is cancelled/postponed and her fiance isnt around anymore?

i feel like she’ll still believe barry’s out there somewhere so she wont tell people he’s dead…

idk it’ll be interesting to see

  • Text from friend: "It's midnight!! I'm graduating High School as Valedictorian this evening!"
  • Me: well that's all nice but I just figured out how to make the TV play Kpop so I can catch the two cats up on the recent state of the industry so who's the real winner here

I’m just confused because I’m so proud to be gay. I love who I am. Last summer, I felt like I was finally sure of my sexuality after attending Pride. I finally felt so comfortable with it. Then this guy comes along and all of a sudden I’m confused?

This happened once before with a guy. I’d wear his hat all the time, text him all the time, hang out with him at his house and go out to eat with him and our friends. Nothing ever happened with us though.

I’m just so conflicted about everything :(. I honestly almost feel guilty for feeling this way.

I mean you know that when it comes down to it Peter is hella ride or die he doesn’t really believe that anyone needs him and would honestly die for any of his friends and I bet that fucking pisses Rocket off so hard like every time Peter almost dies or takes a hit for someone he gets a ‘welcome back to the land of the living’ speech from Rocket about how he needs to stop being a dumbass and trying to save everyone and quit trying to be a Big Damn Hero™ all the time

And Peter just nods and listens having absolutely no intention of ever stopping cause his friends are just that important to him, and Rocket knows that but he rants anyway ‘cause it makes him feel better. 

wow i just finished the family law. would recommend if u haven’t seen it yet! it took me more than an ep to get into it, but this is the first show about an asian diaspora family that finalllllly got the whole speaking the language thing. the parents speak canto to each other, to the kids occasionally, and to their friends while the kids speak english mainly to each other and to their parents. and i kno it’s like a Small Detail but i really appreciate it bc in like fotb & kim’s convenience having the parents speak english to each other is kinda weird for me (but also that’s just me!!! and my experience so if that aspect in fotb/kim’s convenience relates to u, ur experience is still valid!!!). 

anyways also like kim’s convenience it kinda dealt with a Broken family except this time the conflict is between the mom and dad which is honestly !!! something and there’s even an ep where they all actually go to therapy and like asians and therapy?????? revolutionary i know. 

it’s only 6 episodes and they’re all about 25 min each so if u have the time i’d recommend! there are some :///// moments btw but then again what show doesn’t have those moments lol.