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the signs as my favourite RT quotes: ah rap battle edition

aries: im the young hero. get me a damsel in distress. cause i’m the leader of the lads fuck whatever gavin says [x]

taurus: im more famous than all of you combined, so suck it! talent so small it could fit inside a bucket. [x]

gemini: and from the first let’s play i was making you money and all the comments read, “wow, when did jack get funny?” [x]

cancer: now i admit you guys clearly had some good lines today, but remember one thing: i wrote them all anyway. [x]

leo: my rhymes are like the asses on my characters. damn fine. [x]

virgo:  im busy running let’s play. have you heard of it? [x]

libra: never thought i’d steal your thunder but guess what? i did. dealing insults out like here’s lookin’ at you, kid. [x]

scorpio: the ninth person hired, and the first that was useful [x]

sagittarius:  the fans were feeling timid when i first showed up. now if i said im walking out, the internet would blow up [x]

capricorn: it’s like five tiny cars against a monster truck. [x]

aquarius: when fans join the game, i make ‘em retreat with the powerful use of one word: leave. [x]

pisces: a difficult question for our fans would be, a million dollars but all your content would be without me. [x]

[EXTRA ophiuchus: the glaring problem that im seeing with you boys is you’re not good enough to be famous for bird noises [x] ]

[PT. 1]  [PT. 2]  [PT. 3] [PT. 4] [PT. 5] [PT. 6]  [LAZER TEAM] [RAP BATTLE]  [UNO 1] [UNO 2] [UNO 3] [UNO 4] [PT. 7]

If you’re gonna lose sleep over something, lose sleep over the fun times you have with friends staying up all night. Lose sleep over your career that you put a lot of time into in order to make a lasting impression on the world. Lose sleep over the painting you’ve created to help others see the world the way you do. But don’t lose sleep over someone who won’t text back. Don’t lose sleep over a love that won’t lose sleep over you.