I want Dirk to work at a cheesy Texas-themed restaurant with a gift shop that sells belt buckles emblazoned with the texas flag and shot glasses with cheesy quotes on them and I want him to hate his job so much as he’s forced to wear a cowboy hat and normal shades because his boss won’t let him wear his normal ones
John and all his friends come in and Dirk seriously considers quitting right then and there.
Jade orders the big challenge plate, where you have to eat a 72 oz steak in an hour and she’s done in 25 minutes and gets her picture taken. Dave buys a shirt that says “I’m ready to kick some Tex-ASS” and refuses to take it off meanwhile John has somehow climbed on top of the two-story giant cow outside of the restaurant and Rose is taking pictures of him from the ground.
Texas Cuban & side of Potato Salad at The Butcher Board, Mckinney, Texas. 2017
Pulled pork, smoked ham, provolone, house made bread & butter pickles, and mustard all pressed in a house made artisan roll… freaking wonderful!
@bax16 , @robins you guys should check this place out if you haven’t already.
Dirk working at a cheesy, Texas-themed restaurant.
I saw this text post by @femmedysfunction and I wanted to draw it out! To fully understand what the hell this comic is I guess you should read the text post above, friends! Holy cow, I had fun. Starring my headcanons for the kids ( also I gave Rose a different scarf, just for this once ).