texas gulf

Tbh I don’t get the whole hype about living in California. Like, Texas and Florida stay warmer than California year round; they’re A LOT cheaper to live in (especially Texas), they have gulf coast beaches, they don’t have an eternal drought (west Texas does have a drought sometimes, but it’s also not that populated out there), you can live in big cities like Houston, San Antonio, and Miami; or you can live in suburbs and rural areas, and there’re no earthquakes.

  • Texans: *pray for rain*
  • God: no not yet.
  • Texans: *pray harder and more frequently for rain for 3 years*
  • God: OH MY SELF. FINE. HAVE SOME RAIN. HAVE ALL THE RAIN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
  • Texans: ok god people are dying we have enough rain
  • God: fuck yall. I ain't done yet.
  • Texans: relentlessly pray for rain to stop
  • God: fine have 3 years of drought
  • The Cylcle: *continues*
  • History textbook: Russia shot out the Satan 2 Missile on the 23th of May 2017 following Putin's official statement on the Zabivaka drawn pornography. Satan 2 wiped out the entirety of Texas, creating the Texas Gulf, now famous for the 8-eyed catfishes. USA responded by launching their so far never before unveiled Macho Man Randy Savage Commiefucker,
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Lovenberg House (1877) by Mark Carroll - Taking a Break
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Galveston Island, Texas

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Hoopes House (1892), Rockport, Texas by Robert Holler
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The Hoopes-Smith House is a late Victorian period, Queen Anne Style home built between 1890 and 1892 in Rockport, Texas by James M. Hoopes (1839–1931), a prominent local businessman and land developer. The home later served as a boarding house between 1894 and 1930. In 1934, the house was sold to T. Noah Smith, Sr. (1888–1955) another prominent businessman with dealings in oil and shipbuilding. Features of the late Victorian Queen Anne home include milled woodwork, roof cresting, a turret, and stained glass windows. It is regarded as a local landmark. The house was designated a Texas Historic Landmark in 1989 and added to the National Register of Historic Places in 1994. The house is located at 28.0271° -97.0497°, 417 N. Broadway, Rockport, Texas, United States and is currently used as a bed and breakfast.

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Go 🐢 go! Watch these cute sea turtle hatchlings race to the ocean at Padre Island National Seashore in Texas. Padre Island – the longest stretch of an undeveloped barrier island in the world – protects 70 miles of coastline, dunes, prairies and wind tidal flats. It’s a safe nesting ground for the endangered Kemp’s ridley sea turtle, one of five types of sea turtles in the Gulf of Mexico that use the park and its surrounding waters. Video Patrick Gamman, by National Park Service.

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Trump On Kaepernick: "Maybe He Should Find A Country That Works Better For Him"
The Republican nominee criticized San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick for refusing to stand during the national anthem on Saturday
By Nathan McDermott

On the one hand, I find it really insulting when right wing dickweeds tell us to just leave America if we have a single problem with it (rather than trying to make it a better country, to ensure it lives up to its ideals). On the other hand, I wouldn’t have a problem for a nanosecond if places like Texas, the Gulf states, Florida, and South Carolina actually seceded. So … it’s complicated.

The point is, Trump is a dickweed.