tetris link

  • Zelda: Urbosa, have you seen the Sheikah Slate?
  • Urbosa: You left it by the river. Link went to retrieve it when I told him. You should be more careful, Zelda.
  • Zelda: Sorry...Where is he now?
  • ~~~~~~
  • Urbosa: He seems entranced by the device.
  • Zelda: He's probably messing with the camera rune. Link!
  • Link: ...
  • Urbosa: I don't think he noticed.
  • Zelda: Very odd. Link...Link! *grabs the slate* Link what are you-what is this?
  • Urbosa: Is something wrong?
  • Zelda: I don't recognize this. Link did you find a new rune?
  • Link: ...
  • Zelda: Perhaps we should talk to Purah about it.
  • ~~~~~~
  • Purah: It's a game.
  • Zelda: A game?
  • Purah: Yep. It's an ancient game that has existed for thousands of years. See here this ones simple. You move these colourful blocks into place and-
  • Zelda: The Sheikah Slate has games?
  • Purah: Not many by the looks of it. Perhaps the system is corrupted. If I had more of these I could-
  • Zelda: An ancient device that has a map, can take pictures, move objects with ease, create bombs, AND STOP TIME ITSELF. Has games on it?
  • Purah: Why wouldn't it?
  • Zelda: ...
  • Purah: Looks like Link got the high score.
  • Link: *thumbs up*
  • Purah: I need to look into this more. Come back later. Maybe tomorrow.
Cloud Freakin’ Strife Just got frackin’ Drafted

Soon all of the internet’s dumb theories and rumors will come true.

Link will get a gun
Goku will be in Mario Kart
Waluigi right behind you
John Cena will be in Splatoon
Reggie will become President of USA
Mario Party confirmed for Mario Kart confirmed for Super Smash Bros confirmed for Tetris
Pokemon A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,purple,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W, and Z release date announced
2 barrel rolls for the price of 1
A decent Metroid Game

The list goes on and on

poshtearex  asked:

Does opal play video games with Steven?

poshtearex  I assumed Amethyst’s competitive nature would take over now and then.
Steven is still grounded by the way, Opal agreed to let him play one round.

Conversation I overhead between two gamers:
  • Gamer 1: Sonic? Seriously? That's your pick for "best game of all time"?
  • Gamer 2: Why not? What's wrong with Sonic?
  • Gamer 1: All you do is run around and jump through rings. Boring.
  • Gamer 2: Okay, what about Mario Bros.?
  • Gamer 1: Run, jump, murder turtles.
  • Gamer 2: Donkey Kong?
  • Gamer 1: Run, jump, throw barrels, oppress animals deemed lesser than the title character.
  • Gamer 2: Oppress animals? In Donkey Kong?
  • Gamer 1: Donkey Kong regularly uses the rhino and the frog for cannon fodder.
  • Gamer 2: Okay, okay -- what about Mega Man?
  • Gamer 1: Rip off of Metroid.
  • Gamer 2: Wha??? I think Mega Man came out before Metroid.
  • Gamer 1: I don't care. Mega Man has an inferiority complex and its name is Samus Aran.
  • Gamer 2: Good God...Zelda?
  • Gamer 1: The problem with that is in the title.
  • Gamer 2: Cause it's Link?
  • Gamer 1: CAUSE IT'S LINK. Give me the Legend of Link and we'll talk.
  • Gamer 2: So a title is keeping you from giving the game the "best ever" standing?
  • Gamer 1: Oh God no -- hack and slash if ever there was one.
  • Gamer 2: I give up. What SHOULD be my pick for the best game ever?
  • Gamer 1: Tetris.
  • Gamer 2: ...don't talk to me the rest of the day.