testosterone boys and harlequin girls

Testosterone Boys pt. 2

Reader x F*ckboi!Yoongi
SYNOPSIS:
An agreement of sorts is reached.
GENRE: Angst, Fluff.
WORD COUNT: 8.3k
PART 2 OF 2

(Second part to Testosterone Boys)

AN: the italics are a flashback lmao, just a quick head’s up! <3


Originally posted by kuromel


“I’m not playing, asshole. Give them to me.”  

Around this time is when people surrounding you guys including, Hoseok, Namjoon, and even Jimin started listening in on your conversation but you didn’t mind an audience. Oh no, you wanted the world to see you knock Kim Taehyung out cold.  

“I’m serious, babe. I don’t have your undies. I sure wish I did though, they were fucking adorable.”

“Alright, Tae. Humor me. If you don’t have them. Then who does?” You sighed. Your anger was at the back of your throat now and your fists clenched. You were sure your knuckles were almost white.

Taehyung laughed once again, bringing his fingers to your chin to turn your gaze to his.

“Min. Yoon. Gi.”


“What?” You scoffed, your eyes automatically rolling, “Yoongi doesn’t have my underwear. I just talked to him.”

“Are you sure? ‘Cause, I handed them over to him earlier. Lord knows how badly he wanted those. That pathetic little crush of his. On you! Of all people.” He sighed.  

His words might have hurt you if you were actually paying attention to them. But no, he lost you at “Pathetic little crush”. Yoongi had a crush on you? Min Yoongi? The Min Yoongi who skipped classes, or showed up high, fucking girls left and right Min Yoongi? Could have fooled you.  

You felt your face heat up. Of course, he was gorgeous and you’d be lying to yourself if you said you’d never thought of him in that light but he wasn’t your type… Was he? Did you even have a type? And if you did, did fuckboy fall into that category?

“Aw, don’t tell me. You have a crush on him as well? The good girl falling for the burnout. How 2003 chick flick of you both.”  

You winced at Taehyung’s tone. What happened to the nice, good guy he came off to be? Was that all just a facade? And you didn’t have a crush on Yoongi, did you? I mean, yeah, he looked amazing tonight and yeah, a butterfly or two may have fluttered around your chest any time he was near you, but that’s not a crush, right? That’s just how you felt around Yoongi normally.

You vaguely remembered one of the first times Yoongi spoke to you. You’d known of his reputation because who didn’t? Not that it ever mattered to anyways. Honestly, you didn’t care if he slept around or smoked pot all day. That was his business and if he treated you with respect, then you’d treat him nicely back. Simple as that.  

It was your Sophomore year, nearly two years ago that you met Min Yoongi in your world literature class. Of course, he was failing and of course you were top ranked so it was a no-brainer to the teacher for you to stay after class and tutor him; everyday.

Keep reading

Seventeen Mobile Masterlist

Scenarios:

Seven Minutes In Heaven (5/13 - Incomplete)

A pair of headphones.

A thousand won bill.

A pair of sunglasses.

A snapback.

A flash drive. 

S.Coups/Seungcheol

–> S.Coups/Seungcheol (link to all Seungcheol works)

Testosterone Boys And A Harlequin Girl (Threesome With Jeonghan) (Smut Warning)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 1)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 2)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 3)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 4)

Submitted:

Press Record (Threeosome With Dino) (Smut Warning)

Hero (Angst/Fluff)

Fire (Irene x Seungcheol Smut - No Reader) (Hogwarts AU)

Jeonghan

–> Jeonghan (link to all Jeonghan works)

Testosterone Boys And A Harlequin Girl (Threesome With Seungcheol) (Smut Warning)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 1)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 2)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 3)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 4)

Joshua/Jisoo

–> Joshua/Jisoo (link to all Joshua works)

Church Oppa (Smut Warning)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 1)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 2)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 3)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 4)

Jun/Junhui

–> Jun/Junhui (link to all Jun works)

New Perspective (Smut Warning)

Hoshi/Soonyoung

–> Hoshi/Soonyoung (link to all Hoshi works)

One Night In Hong Kong (Smut Warning)

Wonwoo

–> Wonwoo (link to all Wonwoo works)

The Practical Uses Of Slug Spit (Meanie Smut - No Reader)

Woozi/Jihoon

–> Woozi/Jihoon (link to all Woozi works)

You Got Me Trippin

From The Dark Side Of The Screen

Dare Me (Threesome with DK) (Smut Waring)

Library Games (Hogwarts AU) (Smut Warning)

Headcanons:

Tsundere Sweet (Smut Warning)

Submitted:

Good For You (Smut Warning)

DK/Seokmin

–> DK/Seokmin (link to all DK works)

Dare Me (Threesome with Woozi) (Smut Warning)

Submitted:

Bunny Hop (Fluff)

Mingyu

–> Mingyu (link to all Mingyu works)

The Practical Uses Of Slug Spit (Meanie Smut - No Reader)

The8/Minghao

–> The8/Minghao (link to all Minghao works)

Weaker Divided (Part 1/3)

Weaker Divided (Part 2/3)

Weaker Divided (Part 3/3)

A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out (Smut Warning)

Seungkwan

–> Seungkwan (link to all Seungkwan works)

Onesies and Handies (Smut Warning)

Vernon/Hansol

–> Vernon/Hansol (link to all Vernon works)

I Think We’re Alone Now (Smut Warning)

How Would You Rate The Quality Of Your Call? (Smut Warning)

Play With Me (Smut Warning)

Dino/Chan

–> Dino/Chan (link to all Chan works)

Eighteen (Smut Warning)

Submitted:

Press Record (Threesome With S.Coups) (Smut Warning)

… 

Preferences:

Baby Girl You’re Just My Type (Ideal Type Preference)  

All The Right Moves (Performance Unit x Deaf Reader)

If We Were A Movie (All Members As Movies Genres)

Slip Through Your Lips (Smut Warning)

Sorted. (Hogwarts House Preference)

Headcanons: 

Big Booty Better Thighs (Seventeen x Plus Sized Girl)

Bigger Booty Better Thighs (Continuation)

Those Cunning Folks (Hogwarts AU - Slytherin)

The Reckless and The Brave (Hogwarts AU - Gryffindor)

Black n Yellow (Hogwarts AU - Hufflepuff)

Beauty & Brains (Hogwarts AU - Ravenclaw)

Seventeen Masterlist

Here are collections of smut, fluff, one shots etc of seventeen. None of these are written by this blog so give love to the writers

S.Coups/Seungcheol

S.Coups/Seungcheol (link to all Seungcheol works)

Testosterone Boys And A Harlequin Girl (Threesome With Jeonghan) (Smut Warning)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 1)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 2)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 3)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 4)

De-Stressing(Smut)

Highway Honeymoon(Smut)

I’m in Love With a Stripper (fluffy/smutty)

I’m in Love With a Stripper pt.2 (angst/smut/fluff)

Nightmares

Completely Mad

Press Record (Threeosome With Dino) (Smut Warning)

Hero (Angst/Fluff)

Fire (Irene x Seungcheol Smut - No Reader) (Hogwarts AU)

Hogwarts!Seungchol- Making Out

Woncheol- Threesome

Rockstar!Seungchol- It’s a Date

Seungchol- Hotter

Jeonghan

Jeonghan (link to all Jeonghan works)

Testosterone Boys And A Harlequin Girl (Threesome With Seungcheol) (Smut Warning)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 1)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 2)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 3)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 4)

A Host Club Connection (smut)

Jeonghan- Library Secrets

Jeonghan- Tempting Me

Jeonghan- Morning Sex

Jeonghan- Dreams Do Come True (Just a Dream Part 2)

Sub!Jeonghan- Your Highness

Daddy!Jeonghan- Overstimulation

Jeonghan- Just a Dream

Sub!Jeonghan- Ride My Face

Daddy!Jeonghan- Frustrations

Vampire!Jeonghan- Insecurities

Joshua/Jisoo

Joshua/Jisoo (link to all Joshua works)

Church Oppa (Smut Warning)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 1)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 2)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 3)

Overcome (‘95 Line Hogwarts AU Foursome Smut) (Part 4)

Colors

Blind (smut)

Jisoo- Hickeys

Jun/Junhui

Jun/Junhui (link to all Jun works)

New Perspective (Smut Warning)

Solo

Of Course

Moon of my Life (smut)

Jun (Male Reader)- You Want it Rough?

Jun- Cosmic

Jun- Distracted

Jun- Bedroom Soundtrack

Hoshi/Soonyoung

Hoshi/Soonyoung (link to all Hoshi works)

One Night In Hong Kong (Smut Warning)

Perfect Match

Hot and Saucy…Pizza(kinda smut)

Daddy!Hoshi- Dinner Can Wait

Wonwoo

Wonwoo (link to all Wonwoo works)

The Practical Uses Of Slug Spit (Meanie Smut - No Reader)

Blind Date

Sick Day

I Need a Hero

Meet My Boyfriend

Mingyu- Marry, Fuck, Kill (ft. Wonwoo)

Cute!Wonwoo- Baby Boy

Woncheol- Threesome

Wonwoo- Jealousy

Meanie x Vernon- I Could Handle It

Dom!Meanie Sub!Hansol- Patience

Dom!Wonwoo- Wetter

Meanie- I’d Fuck Her Better

Wonwoo (Male Reader)- Practice Room Fun

Wonwoo- Tiring and Stressful

Sub!Wonwoo- You Like That?

Woozi/Jihoon

Woozi/Jihoon (link to all Woozi works)

You Got Me Trippin

From The Dark Side Of The Screen

Dare Me (Threesome with DK) (Smut Waring)

Library Games (Hogwarts AU) (Smut Warning)

Headcanons:

Tsundere Sweet (Smut Warning)

Good For You (Smut Warning)

Pillow Talk (smut)

An English Honeymoon(smut)

Call Me (smut)

Jihoon- Helping Out

Jihoon- Red Lips

Woozi- Two Can Play at That Game

Dom!Jihoon- Let’s Play a Game

Dom!Jihoon- Let’s Play a Game Part 2

Dom!Jihoon- Lingerie & Bondage

Jihoon- Pretty Pretty Pillow Prince Part 1

Sub!Jihoon get belted

Teasing Sub!Woozi

Jihoon- Bubbles

Jihoon- Wanna Get Out of Here?

DK/Seokmin

DK/Seokmin (link to all DK works)

Dare Me (Threesome with Woozi) (Smut Warning)

Bunny Hop (Fluff)

Meet My Boyfriend

Finals Suck, but You Don’t

DK- Please

Seokmin- Breakfast

DK- Bedroom Closet

Mingyu

Mingyu (link to all Mingyu works)

The Practical Uses Of Slug Spit (Meanie Smut - No Reader)

Shooting Star

Moving In

Karaoke Night

Truth or Dare?

Daddy!Mingyu- Kitchen Counter

Mingyu- Marry, Fuck, Kill (ft. Wonwoo)

Mingyu- Uniforms

Dom!Mingyu Sub!Wonwoo- Are You a Naughty Boy?

Punk!Mingyu- Birthday Present

Meanie x Vernon- I Could Handle It

Dom!Meanie Sub!Hansol- Patience

Meanie- I’d Fuck Her Better

The8/Minghao

The8/Minghao (link to all Minghao works)

Weaker Divided (Part 1/3)

Weaker Divided (Part 2/3)

Weaker Divided (Part 3/3)

A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out (Smut Warning)

Exhausted

Minghao- Dancers

Minghao- Fingering

Minghao- Kiss Me

Minghao- Birthday Sex

Minghao- Satisfy Me (Pt 1)

Minghao- Hair Pulling & Hard Fucking (Pt 2)

Seungkwan

Seungkwan (link to all Seungkwan works)

Onesies and Handies (Smut Warning)

A Day to Do Nothing

No Matter What

Daddy!Seungkwan- Obedient, Little Angel

Dom!Seungkwan- Natural Needs

Seungkwan- Magic Boo

Vernkwan/OC- It Just Happened

Vernon/Hansol

Vernon/Hansol (link to all Vernon works)

I Think We’re Alone Now (Smut Warning)

How Would You Rate The Quality Of Your Call? (Smut Warning)

Play With Me (Smut Warning)

Vernon- No Walking Tomorrow

Meanie x Vernon- I Could Handle It

Dom!Meanie Sub!Hansol- Patience

Sub!Vernon- Who Needs Work?

Vernon- Cheesy

Vernon- Bets

Vernkwan/OC- It Just Happened

Dino/Chan

Dino/Chan (link to all Chan works)

Eighteen (Smut Warning)

Press Record (Threesome With S.Coups) (Smut Warning)

Sweet Cheeks

Dom!Dino- Pineapple

Dom!Chan- Cutie on the Streets, Dom in the Sheets

will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?

also in black & white

Updated Mobile Masterlist

Seventeen 

S.Coups/Seungcheol

Jeonghan 

Joshua/Jisoo

Jun

Hoshi/Soonyoung

Wonwoo

Woozi/Jihoon  

DK/Seokmin

Mingyu

The8/Minghao

Seungkwan

Vernon/Hansol

Dino/Chan 

Imagines

S.Coups/Seungcheol 

Testosterone Boys And A Harlequin Girl (Threesome Smut With Jeonghan) 

Jeonghan 

Testosterone Boys And A Harlequin Girl (Threesome Smut With Seungcheol) 

Joshua/Jisoo

Church Oppa (Smut) 

Hoshi/Soonyoung

One Night In Hong Kong (Smut)  

Woozi/Jihoon

You Got Me Trippin (Fluff) 

From The Dark Side Of The Screen (Fluff)  

Dare Me (Threesome Smut With DK)  

Library Games (Hogwarts AU Smut) 

DK/Seokmin 

Dare Me (Threesome Smut With Woozi) 

The8/Minghao

Weaker Divided (Part 1/3) (Supernatural Powers AU)

Weaker Divided (Part 2/3) (Supernatural Powers AU) 

Weaker Divided (Part 3/3) (Supernatural Powers AU) 

Seungkwan

Onesies And Handies (Smut)   

Vernon/Hansol 

I Think We’re Alone Now (Smut) 

How Would You Rate The Quality Of Your Call? (Smut) 

Play With Me (Smut) 

Dino

Eighteen (Smut) 

Preferences 

Baby Girl You’re Just My Type (Ideal Type Preference) 

All The Right Moves (Performance Unit x Deaf Reader)  

If We Were A Movie (All Members As Movie Genres)  

Slip Through Your Lips (How The Boys Would Sound In Bed) 

Sorted. (Hogwarts House Preference) 

Headcanons

Big Booty Better Thighs (Seventeen x Plus Sized Reader)  

Bigger Booty Better Thighs (Seventeen x Plus Sized Reader Continuation)  

Those Cunning Folks (Hogwarts AU - Slytherin)  

The Reckless And The Brave (Hogwarts AU - Gryffindor)  

Black n Yellow (Hogwarts AU - Hufflepuff)  

Beauty & Brains (Hogwarts AU - Ravenclaw) 

Woozi

Tsundere Sweet (How Woozi Would Be In Bed)  

GOT7

Mark 

Yugyeom 

Jaebum/JB 

BamBam  

Jackson  

Youngjae  

Junior 

Preferences 

Miss Match (Ideal Type Preference)  

Headcanons

Mark 

Mini Me (Mark As A Father)  

Yugyeom 

Love Maker (How Yugyeom Would Be In Bed)  

Bangtan Boys (BTS)

Suga/Yoongi 

Taehyung/V

Jin/Seokjin 

Jungkook 

Jimin 

Namjoon/Rap Monster  

Imagines

Namjoon

Alone Together (High School AU)  

Jimin

Fuckboy Next Door (Smut)  

Red Velvet 

Yeri 

Drunk In Love  

f(x) 

Amber 

Take Shelter (Smut)  

Submitted Works

Seventeen

DK/Seokmin

Bunny Hop 

5 Seconds Of Summer 

Ashton

Dance, Dance (Nerdy Ashton)

Calum 

If I Stay

Signs as lyrics from Panic! At the Disco songs

Aries: “So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?” (lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off)

Taurus: “This is gospel for the fallen ones. Locked away in permanent slumber. Assembling their philosophies from pieces of broken memories” (this is gospel)

Gemini: “It’s better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality” (I write sins not tragedies)

Cancer: “I taste you on my lips and I can’t get rid of you” (nicotine)

Leo: “Give me a sign. I wanna believe.” (the ballad of mona lisa)

Virgo: “My life started the day I got caught under the covers with second hand lovers” (hallelujah)

Libra: “Back to the street, down to our feet. Losing the feeling, the feeling unique. Do you know what I mean?” (nine in the afternoon)

Scorpio: “The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe just a dash of formaldehyde” (build god then we’ll talk)

Sagittarius: “Cause these words are knives and often leave scars.” (this is gospel)

Capricorn: “Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses. It’s sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses. At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains. And a few more of your least favorite things.” (build god then we’ll talk)

Aquarius: “Into a place where thoughts can bloom. Into a room where it’s nine in the afternoon.” (nine in the afternoon)

Pisces: “Praying for love and paying in naivety” (but it’s better if you do)