tesseract high

the-tesseract-wrinkling-time  asked:

No. You won't be able to go to work ghe day after getting your wisdom teeth out. If you're lucky, you'll be too doped to stay awake. If you're like me, you will blow your clots (look it up) and be back in the dentist's office screaming for a full within 24 hours, and will have to miss 3 days on Oxycodon. And don't think it's hard to blow the clots. I didn't drink anything through a straw. I didn't run or do strenuous anything. Still blew all 4 in 24 hours.

On the plus side, I came on here high as a kite and posted a bunch of nonsense about Josh riding a pink elephant the day I had them out, so we have your mindless posts to look forward to. Please come on Tumblr as soon as you get home. The posts will be epic! Also, I drew Josh on his motorcycle horribly while high that night. So, you might want to post a drabble too. You need to take advantage of the excellent drugs.

Oh god. I’M SCARED lmao. Like genuinely scared about this. I don’t want to be in insane pain or say/do lunatic things. I’m hoping I have enough mental power and self control to hold back from saying something wild. And I really do need to get back to work ASAP because I have so many important things going on…lord. The stress is real especially after reading about your experience.