tess x karen

Twisted 1x15 Emotions:

Danny:

“Tell her the Truth!’

Bruh…depressed danny is making me depressed…like I’m giving myself massages…pacing…like Danny is playing with my emotions. Danny sweetie, honey you did not kill pimping desai okay it was clearly self defense if you had not listened to that one individual ( not naming anyone) JO!… you wouldn’t be in this hot mess. The boy got me out here stressing . Danny stated one truth tonight..his own enemy is himself.

Lacey:

” Try not to blink…and you’ll find me!“

Attention…the ghost of Clara and Judy past claims that they have Lacey’s story line ya. In that half a millisecond Lacey had on the screen she was flawless of course..and that’s when you know that her character has so much potential because even when I see her when I’m not trying to blink she slays and delivers. That one scene where that one guy stated he believed that Danny was innocent all along, Lacey was all like back space, delete…umm where the dafuq you been?

Karen:

"If you ain’t talking money, I don’t wanna talk.”

Karen is a boss ass bitch and I don’t care what anyone says. Karen was like I want my money and I need it now( she reminded me of that one GJ Wentworth commercial lmao)…she all about that mula ( She was too ready for pimping Desai to get buried like dammm). If you ain’t talking money… then bitch swerve. When she told Tess to get out I was out my seat clapping for Karen because just like Lacey she was handling business… like yes shaddy tess to left you go…shoo flew. When Karen threw that casserole I was rolling like omg she threw the casserole… lord Jesus not the CASSEROLE ( is it bad that I wanted Karen to you know land a little of punches here in there at Tess I mean).

Jo:

“Let my family and I control the show!”

Fans: Less Jo pretty please with a cherry on top?

Writers: More Jo?

Fans: No less Jo!

Writers: So what you are really trying to say is..you need more Jo…

Fans: Bruh..Less Jo or nah

Writers: Okay the fans have spoken..more Jo it is…Tonight’s going to be exciting #BestEpisodeEver!!!

I’m still cackling about this girl talking about all she wants is the truth…ooh when Lacey finds out( wait…if we even get a scene of her reaction)…Turn Up.

Dacey:

“oh”

This whole episode I seriously sat there yelling my TV:

“TELL HER!” “OMG TELL HER!” “DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL HER! ( I mean I can get all Olivia pope on them..its been handled)”

Dude the beginning had me swinging but wait when I’m thinking Lacey is going to finally ride her surfboard tonight..Jo cock blocks without even being there. The frustration is unbelievable…every time Lacey is about to grain on that wood..swerve on that body some shit goes down..like dam they got me out here acting like Jo ( and I clearly do not appreciate that at all) thirsty for some dam Dacey scenes. But we will never get the Dacey scenes we deserve Danny gets through what happened and he starts being honest with Lacey. Like you guys know I ship this couple all day everyday but you NEED trust in a relationship. I know at the end Danny says he’s protecting Lacey but dude you need to let Nancy Drew do her thing..she got this. 

Green Grove:

“Oh my God Danny, we were just playing.”

I see you green grove..I see you…Fake ass school with some fake ass people. I knew this would happen. Green Grove need to swerve…like danny did in that preview (all I was thinking about that moment was…nooo danny but umm you didn’t really take drivers ED so umm yeah..Danny got his license ya!). That one boy that came and asked Danny for lunch money…I had the straightest face…please dismiss yourself. Did you see when that girl licked her lips when Danny came in…oh lawd.

Kyle:

“Hello I’m Kyle Masterson, and I have shady wife.”

Shaddy Tess knew damm well pimping desai was not only there for her when she needed him..she got the D. I don’t know who she is trying to fool.  Kyle needs to just be like:

Am I the only one who sees the subtext with Tess and Karen?! lol! I know they’re just friends, but Tess is literally the only person, besides Danny that actually cares about Karen. I mean, she convinces Karen to get a job, teaches her pottery, visits her in jail, brings her food and then takes her home.

Even the Twisted wikia page says Tess and Karen have been on-again/off-again friends since high school. Wow.

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Now, I know the quality is not the greatest, but this is my first Karess/Taren video I created. I am planning to make another one. I just, ship them so hard. OTP on Twisted.

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And the second one, because I can’t get over these two. The writers are purposely taunting us shippers.