tes-v:-skyrim

Honestly, one of the greatest things about Skyrim is that you can say “the octopus god of books” and anyone who plays will know what you’re on about.

But how fucked up is it when you think about how much of a dumbass Alduin is. The fucker resurfaces in 4E 201, senses the Dragonborn, immediately hunts them down in Helgen. The Dragonborn was just about to be killed anyway, but Alduin destroys the town and manages to kill almost everyone EXCEPT the ONE PERSON he was originally trying to kill.

Alduin is a fucking moron.