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FANCASTING: Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Milo Thatch: Andrew Garfield

‘Kida’ Kidagakash: Zoe Saldana

Commander Rourke: Tommy Lee Jones

Helga Sinclair: Charlize Theron

Audrey Ramirez: Francia Raisa

Dr. Joshua Sweet: Terry Crews

‘Vinny’ Santorini: John Turturro

Gaetan ‘The Mole’: Timothy Spall

Mrs. Packard: Helen Mirren

King Kashekim Nedakh: Morgan Freeman

Beauty & the Beast (2017)

Disney continues their winning streak of revamping their popular animated films with real people. Director Bill Condon reunites our love for the small-town girl who dreams of much more than what life is giving her.

Just in case you have been cursed, living in a castle cut off from the rest of the world, Beauty and the Beast is based on an eighteenth-century fairy tale by Jeanne-Marie Leprince de Beaumont. Disney’s original adaption in 1991 was an animated film, whose success escalated to being the first animation ever to be nominated for an Academy Award for Best Picture.

In Beauty & the Beast, we follow Belle, portrayed by Emma Watson in the 2017 remake, as she dreams of love and adventure that she reads about in her books. Belle is taken on an emotional journey from her small town of Villeneuve where she doesn’t fit in with the rest of the community to another isolated community that she quickly calls home. When her father does not return from the market Belle goes to look for him, finding him imprisoned by a beast in an enchanted castle. Belle takes her father’s place in the cell. Stockholm syndrome soon sets in and Belle and the Beast form a growing friendship, one that can potentially break the curse on the castle and its inhabitants.

There is the obvious theme of ‘inner beauty’ that Belle must find in the Beast but I think it is equally important to note Belle’s inner beauty. Gaston and the other townsfolk only ever look skin deep, and we all know that Belle’s looks have got no parallel, but they miss out on knowing her mind and spirit, the gift she is to them and are content to be ignorant of the help she could provide the community. The Beast shows her more kindness than any of her neighbours ever did, which is why she starts to feel for him. He was the first ‘person’ to show her respect and see her for who she truly is, other than her father of course, which is a very attractive quality regardless of how hairy or horny they are.

Let’s not forget this is a musical and for the most part it enhances the film greatly. The cast give their all in making the adapted songs theirs. Watson’s version of the song Belle is uplifting and sets her character up beautifully. Gaston is jaunty fun like the original version except they fail to mention his hairy bod or the cleft in his chin. Unfortunately, Be Our Guest lacks some lustre and falls flat even with the spectacle that accompanies it. There are also some new songs performed in film. Most notably is the terrible power ballad sung by the Beast after he releases Belle. The song written by composer Alan Menken and lyricist Tim Rice was originally for the cancelled Broadway adaptation of the story. It does not fit with the rest of the film and feels out of character for the Beast.

Emma Watson is perfect casting for Belle. She embodies the dreamer that we loved from the animation. She is soft and kind but also strong and fearless. Belle is what ties you into the story and if Watson failed to hit that nostalgic point the movie would have been a hollow remake of a childhood favourite. She uses that as a baseline and improves on the character’s strength and vulnerability that helps you understand Belle and the story further than the animated does.

Dan Stevens brings the Beast from hand drawn animation to computer generated animation. Neither Stevens nor this film, adds anything extra to the character we know besides an attempt to justify his a-hole personality that leads to his cursing. Similar to Disney’s reinvention of Maleficent’s misunderstood villainous character, we learn that the Prince had a terrible childhood and an abusive father. Thankfully, this was only one line in the entire film and was not turned into a subplot but it’s still an unnecessary addition.

The supporting cast is engaging, fun and a delight to watch. Ewan McGregor and Ian McKellen banter and bicker like a married couple as Lumière and Cogsworth. Kevin Kline is warm and protective as Belle’s father, crazy old Maurice. Nathan Fillion would have been my dream casting for Gaston if he wasn’t too old to play the character and initially I was imagining Fillion chasing Belle in the early scenes but Luke Evans won me over in watching his incredibly ostentatious Gaston in person.

There are some nit-picky negatives with the film. Belle shows her pantaloons too much. I do not need to know that Emma Watson is wearing historically accurate underwear. Untuck your dress from your underpants and leave some things to the imagination. The CGI was not quite up to the standard that Disney showed us in the Jungle Book. The household appliances were fine, but the graphics for the Beast did not seem up to par, specifically the full body shots of the Beast, especially when dancing with Belle. It felt stilted and dated. And finally, I think it ran too long. I enjoyed the new content that has been added but by the time the Beast’s solo number came around it felt like it was dragging out.

Beauty and the Beast is a celebration of individuality that has a great energy to the story and the songs. It is a great rendition of the animated story to be nostalgic but adding enough original work to keep it interesting. It is fun and engaging with keeping its heart and further accentuating the themes of the story. ★★★★

Terry.

Special Bonus Content: This is my ranking for the Disney Live-Action Remakes.

Tag tag tag tag tag :D

I was tagged by @steampouda , whoop whoop another tag

Rules: answer all questions (that you can), add one question of your own and then tag as many people as there are questions (same as @steampouda, Im also just gonna tag a few, sorry, there are too many on here )

I’ll tag @notthecarlilefromtwilight , @1stlieutenant-riza-hawkeye, @heartandstride, @aviragooutoflesbos, @redflamel, @angua-von-uberwald @story-flower If you want to do this :D

  1. coke or pepsi: uhm water please, I hate sweet pop
  2. disney or dreamworks: How could I decide?! See, I love the quirky dreamworks style but seeing as they still have to give me a good female protagonist i’ll have to go with Disney (and especially Mulan)
  3. coffee or tea: coffee AND tea, jeez, why not both?! 
  4. books or movies: Ok , well see here, movies adapted from books usually suck but I love me some good cinematography and I currently own about 200 DVDs (I’m not kidding) and regularly spend my money on movie theatre tickets, but then I read almost always at least 3 different books at once. Ugh fine I chose movies.. no books… bovies!
  5. windows or mac: windows
  6. dc or marvel: team marvel!!! have you guys SEEN LOGAN??!! fdjkfdhsaj soo good
  7. x-box or playstation: uhm don’t own either but playstation, i really wanna get one
  8. dragon age or mass effect: don’t really have an opinion
  9. night owl or early riser: night owl trying to become an early bird
  10. Cards or chess: …board games, but in this case cards, I’m not a strategic thinker
  11. chocolate or vanilla: chocolate <3
  12. vans or converse: uhm I own 2 pairs of converse and no vans so I have to say converse
  13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar: who?
  14. fluff or angst: fluff, I just hate reading angst
  15. beach or forest: forest by the beach (see, I’m good at wiggeling out of things haha
  16. dogs or cats: I’m severly allergic against both so turtles, especially greek turtles, testudo hermanni boettgeri :)
  17. clear skies or rain: clear skies all the way
  18. cooking or eating out: cooking, unless I’m lazy
  19. spicy food or mild food: depends, I like spicy food if its done right, like not peppery spice but like ginger etc spice. So don’t just put hot sauce on stuff but actually season it spicy
  20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: halloween is not so big where I live so really solstice/yule/christmas, when the whole family comes together :)
  21. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: I’m always cold so being a little too hot but balance things out a bit. Because I mean if you can make the a little too cold feeling go away by putting on more clothing, ok, then I’ll chose that, but in case it’s something that never goes away, I’d rather be a little too hot all the time
  22. if you could have a superpower, what would it be: lol, I just dreamed about being an OC marvel mutant that could influence the feelings of people nearby and that shit is pretty powerful, so I’ll chose that. closely followed by being able to fly, I mean, who doesn’t want that right?
  23. animation or live action: animation (by the way, I’m still really freaking out about how bad they can make the fullmetal alchemist live action… anyone still as worried as I am?)
  24. paragon or renegade: what?
  25. baths or showers: baths <3
  26. team cap or team ironman: team iron man! c’mon, he has spidey <333
  27. fantasy or sci-fi: BOTH IS GOOD, I hate deciding! also, as a lit major let me tell you the boundaries are pretty fuzzy, so I probably can get away with this :D
  28. do you have three or four favorite quotes, if so what are they:      1:  Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one (Terry Pratchett)                                                                                                 2: A heart’s a heavy burden (Howl’s Moving Castle)                                3: Oooh! All right, that’s it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! (Make a note of this:) dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis…(Mulan)                                                                                              4:Udo: Hallo Kinder, ich bins der Udo. Das schreib ich mal eben an die Tafel, so.Kinder :äh, hä?! Kind 1: Da steht gar nicht Udo! Udo: Boah weißt du wie egal mir das ist, ich bin doch nicht euer Deutschlehrer! Ich lehre hier das grausamste Fach an der gesamten Schule, ja?! Kind1: Mathe? Kind 2: Sport? Udo: HAUSWIRTSCHAFTSLEHRE!!! *ziiing* *grillenzirpen* Udo: Was is? Kind1: hust Udo: Boah, das ist ein ernst zu nehmendes Fach, ja?!! Das is voll wichtig! (by the one and only coldmirror, Harry Potter und der Plastikpokal <3)
  29. youtube or netflix: WHY DO YOU MAKE ME CHOSE; I LIKE THEM FOR DIFFERENT REASONS!!
  30. harry potter or percy jackson: Harry Potter all the way
  31. when you feel accomplished: I don’t know, when I’ve done something for my BA thesis paper?! I guess…
  32. star wars or star trek: star wars <3333
  33. paperback books or hardback books: hardback look nicer but I need books with me when I travel and since I move a lot, I have come to prefer paperbacks
  34. to live in a world without literature or without music? ???!!! 
  35. who was the last person to make you laugh? my boyfriend <3
  36. sour or sweet candy: neither, I like all things chocolate though.
  37. do you believe in aliens? I think its pretty cocky to assume we are the only lifeform out there, the universe is huge, man
  38. dawn or dusk dusk :)
  39. piercings or tattoos tattoos, I want one soooo bad, but I dont have money
  40. girls? HOT????? damn yes we are <3
  41. snow or fog fog, because I’m sooo sick of winter at this point
  42. do you sleep facing the wall or the room? I move sooo much in my sleep, I face everywhere
  43. TRC or AFTG: what does this stand for? 
  44. horror or drama: uhm, I recently got into horror, so for today I’ll say horror
  45. ocarina of time or majora’s mask? never played :( but I want to start getting into games more :)
  46. would you rather live in an area of more nature or city? City, i’ve grown up in one and lived in a rural area for a year and hated it :D but I still like to have nature close to the city
  47. what’s your addiction right now? gilmore girls, just got into it :D also, cosplay as a big convention is coming up :D
  48. what languages can you speak? German, English and Polish
  49. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? I honestly like living in Germany, we have good healthcare and the government isn’t so bad, but I think Sweden is cool, if it wasn’t for the long winters :D
  50. sun or moon? moon :)
  51. potato bread or banana bread? banana bread!
  52. are horses good? yeah, I’m allergic but I especially LOOOOVE iceland ponys :D, I used to horseback ride until my allergies got to a point where I couldn’t see anymore after a lesson so my mom made me stop
  53. Edward Elric or Alphonse Elric? dammit @steampouda, why did you have to make it so hard :D ok, well, I’m gonna go with Alphonse but never make a mother choose between her children 

Logan or Deadpool?

As a little girl, I always wanted to be a princess. Then, at about 11 or 12, I realized how passive and pretty and indifferent princesses were. Then, I wanted to be a witch.

I wanted power. I wanted to say or do whatever I wanted and stand up to men.

The appeal of Terry Pratchett’s Lancre Witches.