Pairings: Loki x Reader
Thor has created a chatroom.
Thor has invited Sam, Vision, Bruce, Wanda, Scott, T’Challa.
Thor: Greetings my friends. I would like to inform you all of the riveting secret I have uncovered.
Bruce: I did not take you for one to gossip.
Wanda: If it’s a secret, we should not know about it.
T’Challa: Respect peoples privacy, Thor.
Vision: It is most likely something embarrassing, in which case do not inform us about it and tarnish someone’s reputation momentarily.
Scott: If the person wanted us to know, they would have told us, but they didn’t.
Thor: It concerns my brother.
Bruce: Why didn’t you just say so?!
T’Challa: Tell us everything!
Scott: Oh thank god. I really wanted to know the secret but my conscience was getting in the way.
Wanda: Go on.