terrible pun of the day

what your favorite post punk band says about you
  • the sisters of mercy: you are a bitter 40 year old man
  • bauhaus: you have considered getting plastic surgery to enhance your cheekbones
  • the cure: you fucking hate morrissey
  • the smiths: you fucking hate morrissey
  • depeche mode: you are gay and love to sin
  • siouxsie and the banshees: you are an angry feminist and your eyeliner game is flawless
  • adam and the ants: you love ugly clothes and terrible puns
  • the birthday party: you cry every day because of rowland s howard
  • japan: you are an A+ shitposter
  • Alistair: Cullen. Hey, Cullen. Cullen. Hey.
  • Cullen: WHAT I'm BUSY! With WORK!
  • Alistair: Want to know what your Jedi name would be?
  • Cullen: Maker... No.
  • Alistair: Darth Cullenus.
  • Cullen: That's not even Jedi, that's Sith, you idiot.
  • Alistair: Darth Culleningus.
  • Cullen: ...
  • Alistair: Darth Cull-igula!
  • Cullen: *packs work to leave*
  • Alistair: Wait! I have more!
  • *doorslam*
  • Alistair: *Vader* NOOOOOOOOO!!!