Types of Shaft Head-Tilts and how to use them
The ‘Lean Back’
For those of you who find turning around to face people too difficult, but still want to maintain eye contact.
use: breaking your neck while impressing your friends
use: being in despair. Use at least twice a day, and make sure to inform everyone you are in despair as you do so.
The 'Posed Look’
use: only if you are a zombie, otherwise you will die
use: letting everyone know you’re better and more flexible than them while maintaining drama during otherwise undramatic situations
use: do this ten times during every day convos with your friends and family
use: if any of the above doesn’t strongly convey your feelings enough, do it in front of a reflective object so people can view your disdain from multiple angles.
use: letting the audience know you’re a fucking demon who feels no pain
use: don’t do this