terrible mess

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some doodles of corny undertale positivity bc i havent played ut in forever but i still love these guys 💛

(pls dont tag alphys as kin and please dont tag chara x frisk!!!!!!! pls)

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All Forbidden Art goes into the Box™ to be hidden forever

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take my hand, take my whole life too
for I can’t help falling in love with you

I’m doing zen’s route again and he’s so sweet it hurts

Burnouts, Booze, and Babes

Originally posted by butaer

Summary: Taehyung and Jeongguk are just two small town best friends, getting drunk too often and making big plans they’ll probably never achieve. Taehyung takes it upon himself to teach Jeongguk all of the proper ways to have sex, and Jeongguk swears he’s just hanging around because Taehyung’s good in bed. Who would have thought these small town losers, who used to smoke behind the school, would become jewelers at the biggest department store in Seoul. [Pre Givenchy & Gold]
Pairing: Jeongguk x Taehyung
Word Count: 32.850
Rating: M
Warnings: too much sex, too many kinks, mentions of drug use, Taehyung calling Jeongguk so many nasty things, two bros chilling 5ft apart in a hot tub (“swear I’m not gay”), switching, uhhhh daddy kink
A/N: @blueagust and I have basically spent the last couple weeks screaming at each other about Taehyung and Jeongguk’s history from her story Givenchy&Gold, and with the little restraint I have, this happened. Lou, this is an absolute mess and I probably destroyed your entire fic timeline, but happy early Kwanza or some shit (which is totally an excuse Tae gives when he’s buying Jeon another pair of earrings.) This is not good enough for you but I hope you like it anyway!!

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Reasons why my players hate me

After a rather okay boss battle of a possessed mercenary king my players are looting the place and are now checking out what the minions the boss had with him where carrying.

DM (me): “You notice that one of the minions has a rather long blade strapped to his back that he never got to use in the fight.”

Barbarian: “"Is it a greatsword?”

DM (me): “Nah, it’s more like a goodsword”

whole party just looks at me in disgust.

Soo I’ve seen a lot of complaints lately about a sheer lack of Jearmin hair ruffles and I was compelled to remedy it… Enjoy!