Xavier: Renegade Angel sentence starters

  • “What doth life?”
  • “You’re going to regret that. You shattered my shakashuri.”
  • “I’m a survivor. We’re a dying breed.”
  • “Powers are for the weak. I have no powers. I mean, unless you count the power to blow minds with my weapons-grade philosophical insights.”
  • “Look at the two of us. We can be like beauty and the beast. What do you say? Will you be my beast?”
  • “I killed him hard. Pulled out his heart, showed it to him, and he was like, ‘Nice.’”
  • “And now, I ramble forth on my endless journey to be the greatest AIDS spreader of all time.”
  • “One time, I created something called a thurrito. It’s a burrito within a burrito within the heart of that same burrito.”
  • “They say when you die, you shit your pants. But not me; I’m gonna shit my heart.”
  • “Good thing I’m a responsible parent. You should try it sometime.”
  • “The sick bastard smells like my ass.”
  • “Unload your troubles onto me, even if it’s tough to swallow. I’m used to swallowing huge loads.”
  • “I’m going to help you, even if it kills us both!”
  • “I’m going to break you down using Navajo mysticism or Cherokee fisticism!”
  • “If you smoke and eat bacon fast enough, you can go back in time.”
  • “Well, if that’s love, then I’d like to make some love to his mouth.”
  • “I know people out there are dreaming for my cleansing rain to rinse away all sufferage.”
  • “Well, I’m a good farmhand, and I don’t need much. Just five hots. And a cot. And a queen-sized lazy bread bed. And a flatscreen iTV. And a wi-fi hotspot. And a breakfast nook, a sauna, conversation nook, some of them crazy cookies, orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”
  • “Society’s about to end, girl. And it’s up to us to start repopulating the planet.”
  • “Someone’s gonna have to mop up all this bootysauce.”
  • “I’m too unique to pay rent!”
  • “If I ever get your stinky mug in my line of sight, I swear to Chekhov I’ll cock your clock off.”
  • “You nap-a, you get slap-a.”
  • “You’re about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon.”
  • “Are you so dumb you even answer rhetorical questions?”
  • “I, alone, stride along to strive alone to unify all men in the greasy heat of my unifrier.”
  • “I shall take up your squeegee and squeege all that you have left unsquoged!”
  • “Can I squirrel it in your terlet?”
  • “As long as you live under my ballet studio, which I just broke into, you live under my rules!”
  • “You can kiss and lick and caress and cuddle and swallow my sweet ass goodbye.”
  • “If this is your idea of a joke, I’d like to be subjected to a tragedy.”
  • “I’ll help you! I’m a feminist! I’ll make sexism my BITCH!”
  • “I have some bad news and a snack for you.”
  • “Mom spelled backwards is wow, and wow spelled backwards is 'Woe is me that I can’t seem to find my mom!’”
  • “If you’re going to slay an animal, you’d better be prepared to eat the whole thing!”
  • “I suspect I’m crazy, with a capital and sideways Z that’s also flipped upside-down.”

my chapter 3 trailer thoughts!! forgive me if they’re a little redundant, i’ve been reading others but i wanna phrase mine differently

  1. bendy’s behavior: i’m definitely baffled by the “sweet and innocent” thing, if only because like… bendy’s design is not very demon-y. he doesn’t have little hooves or a pitchfork or a tail, you’d think they’d need to make it very clear in other ways that he was a demon just to show the audience. he was a little mischievous..? i was into the laughing at tripping boris lmao
    i have to assume bendy is less casper and more spooky (or rather, hot stuff!) because if he was “bendy the friendly demon” his demon-ness would be the gag, and that would be like, a thing. devil telling him to do stuff and he’s like “nuh uh dad you’re not the boss of me!” though i guess that could still be true.
  2. not super thrilled at boris’s.. inattentiveness but i guess it’s not a surprise.
  3. i assumed the shadow at the end has something to do with coming to life. it looked to me as if it was a savior to bendy, and he was smiling due to relief. like “heyyy wanna escape this weird cartoon world with skeletons?? come into the real world buddy!” idk. and maybe the skeletons have somethingggg to do with the dead people in the studio
  4. did henry run into the terlet… an outhouse… in an animation studio… what is this, friday the 13th……..
I can't believe I live like this.

We’ve had plumbing problems most of the time we’ve lived in this apartment.  The toilet runs and runs and runs, water condenses on the metal pipes and drips, the water pressure in the shower is unreliable, and we can either have OH MY GOD HOT water, or no hot water at all, and there is little to explain why.

But Friday morning, the toilet runs and runs and runs and runs and runs and runs and runs and runs and runs and runs and runs and runs and runs and runs and runs and runs. And runs.  Flushing forever.  (Ghost poo?)

D calls the super, who talks him through how to shut off the water. It’s a weird old industrial-type toilet like you’d see in a grade school built in the 1950s, so there is no shut-off valve handle like you’d see in a normal bathroom.  It involved prying off this old rubber cap, and then using a ginormous flathead screwdriver to tighten a hidden screw, which slowed and eventually shut off the water.

The super comes by Friday night and clanks around.  He determines that we need some valve or something replaced, but he doesn’t have a spare, so he’ll have to order one ON MONDAY, and he’ll let us know when it comes in, and in the meantime, if we want to flush the toilet, we have to kneel down over the bowl and use the screwdriver to open up the valve (fluuuuuussshhhhh), and then close it again.