teriffying

YoonKook Scenario
  • Yoongi: * working in studio and concentrating really hard for a very important song production*
  • Jungkook: * walks past studio silently*
  • Yoongi: JUNGKOOK DID YOU SAY SOMETHING *gets his ass up immediately and chases after jungkook*
  • Jungkook: *sprinting* HYUNG STOP
  • Yoongi: *SCREAMING* THIS ALL THE ACTUAL EXERCISE I'M EVER GONNA GET SO JUST KEEP RUNNING GOT IT
  • Jungkook: *runs silently teriffied the whole time*

i had the spookiest fucking dream last night. and it was with fucking pokemon.

like okay me and my fam were at this motel late at night and i was going through this list of made-up ghost pokemon i wanted to catch. but i couldn’t see them. Anyway mum said what would happen if you threw a pokeball just anywhere in the room. so i did. i threw one in the kitchen. no movement. i threw one near the tv, no movement. but when i threw it right beside my grandma’s bed as she slept, the pokeball began to move and blink red light. Fucking spooked i waited to see if i caught it, waiting for it to rock 3 times. but just before the the third rock, it made the most teriffying sound, like a possessed undead pherodactyl. and suddenly it tried to get out. i jumped it trying to hold it shut but it was really fucking strong. i screamed at mum to get the duct tape and sealed it shut.

with it sealed we all went to sleep, but i woke up in the early morning like 5am (still in the dream) and saw my grandmas light on. i went to check if the pokeball was still sealed, but the tape was broken. confused i looked to grandma and she seemed to be chatting to something. When she noticed i was there she says in the calmest voice “oh have you met (insert fakemon name that i cant remember)?” feeling dreamsweat i ran to that list of ghost pokemon i had from before, and saw that the pokemon was a pokemon of death.

the last thing i saw before i woke was the very faint figure of what i thought was a big hooded bird skull and a glowing yellow eye with black drapes overhanging her, and that was it. the fuck was that. i still love ghost pokemon tho but jfc… had to go to kiss my grandma this morning bc damn. the fuck.

anonymous asked:

Midorima's so meeting his family for the first time. nervous because the so usually isn't good with children like midorima's Lil sis, but so finally has a good time. thank youuu~!

You bit your lower lip and meddled with your fingers while standing beside your boyfriend, who was much calmer. Looking at him, you opened your mouth, ready to speak, only to close it and shake with head. You were nervous. But it was funny that it wasn’t because of meeting his parents. You were rather nervous because of his little sister.

You were terrified. Children never liked you. Not even your cousins as they always ended up crying whenever you wanted to hold them. When you were on a visit, they never approached you. And while you felt a bit glad, you still felt sad.

A firm hand held yours and your eyes meet with green ones. “It’s okay,” Midorima’s voice was soft and he smiled warmly. At the presence of his smile and his warm hand, you smiled back, calming down in seconds. It amazed you what Midorima’s presence alone could do to you.

You smiled back, but the moment doors opened and you heard a child’s voice, you froze. You held your breath and tightened your grip on Midorima’s hand. Your eyes were focused on a girl with same green hair and eyes and swore it was Midorima’s female version, but she was small. And cute. Small. Small. She was small and you were teriffied. What if she didn’t like you? What if the moment she sees you she will want you to break up with Midorima? What if-

“[Name]!” Her voice woke you from your thoughts.

“Y-yes?” You stuttered. You felt Midorima giving you a squeeze on your hand back. You relaxed.

“I wanted to meet you!” She chirped, her smile blinding. She immediately held for your free hand and began dragging you inside before she was stopped by her parents.

“I believe [Name] will want to drink something before.” Midorima’s mother smiled warmly as she looked at you. “It’s a pleasure to meet you.”

“T-the pleasure is a-all mine…” You stuttered and bowed. You heard Midorima chuckle beside and your cheeks heated up. “I-I apologize for intruding..”

“Nonsense,” Midorima’s father barked into fits of laughter, startling you. “My wife has been nagging Shintaro from the moment she heard he’s dating. She wanted to meet the person that dares to date him. We apologize if he’s too stoic and holding back.”

“No, no, no, it’s alright.” You laughed. “He’s been nice to me.” You smiled.

“Ne, ne, can I go and play with [Name] now?” Midorima’s sister perked up, giving her parents biggest puppy eyes she could use.

“If [Name] doesn’t mind.” Midorima’s mother looked at you, her eyes warm.

“I-it’s alright,” Your smile stalled, but it remained. In a matter of seconds you were in a colourful bedroom filled with toys. You blinked few times before you looked at at Midorima’s sister, who was urging you to sit on the bed. You followed in silence and no sooner a box was on your lap. You looked at her in confusion.

“Open it.” She smiled widely and clapped her hands together, shivering from excitement.

You did as you were told and opened the books. Your eyes widened when you saw a comb and rubber bands of different sizes, colours and types. There were also hair clips. Looking back at her you slowly spoke. “Do you…want me to make your hair?”

The way her eyes glinted as she nodded in excitement made you laugh. Shaking your head, you put box beside on the bed and comfortably sat on bed.

“Alright,” You smiled and waved for her to step between your legs. “Face the doors and I’ll make your hair. What do you want? High pony-tail, high bun, fish braid, French braid, two pony-tails, two buns?”

“Fish braid!” She claimed, her hands raised in the air.

“Fish braid it is.” You grinned and took the comb. Before you began, you spotted Midorima standing on the doorway, his gaze filled with emotions of happiness and love. You smiled softly. Walking inside he sat by your side and looked at his younger sister, who began talking about her day and her friends from elementary school.

“What did I tell you?” Midorima spoke quietly as he leaned to you, his breath brushing against your ear. “You don’t have to worry.”

And you knew everything will be fine.

blubs/prompts

THESE ARE NOT MINE. CREDIT TO WHOEVER MADE THEM
message me a number and who you want it to involve for an imagine/prompt. :)


1. “I don’t want to have a baby.”
2. “Did you enjoy yourself last night?”
3. “Are you kidding me? We’re not ‘fine’!
4. “You’ve only heard his side of the story. You never asked for mine.”
5. “Well, this is where I live.”
6. “Oh my God! You’re in love with him/her!”
7. “You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”
8. “For some reason I’m attracted to you.”
9. “I am not losing you again.”
10. “Why don’t they just kiss already?”
11. “I think I picked up your coffee by mistake.”
12. “All I wanted was your honesty.”
13. “Why do you keep pushing me away?”
14. “I can’t explain right now, but I need you to trust me.”
15. “I’ve never felt this way before….and it scares the shit out of me.”
16. “Don’t fucking touch me!”
17. “Are you really taking his side against me?”
18. “Wait a seconds are you jealous?”
19. “I wish I could hate you.”
20. “I’m sorry if this upsets you, but I’m going to marry her/him.”
21. “You know, it hurt when I realized that you’re not in love with me. But nothing can compare to the pain I felt when I saw you fall in love with her.
22. "Come over here and make me.”
23. “This is by far the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
24. “You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
25. “I thought you were dead.”
26. “This isn’t just about you. It’s about what’s best for all of us.”
27. “I love you, you asshole.”
28. “You did this for me?”
29. “You can’t protect me.”
30. “You know I wouldn’t do this if I had any other choice.”
31. “Promise me you’ll look after your mom.”
32. “I’m so stupid to make the mistake of falling in love with my best friend.”
33. “Stop talking about the past, I could be dead in a matter of hours… make me up a future.”
34. “The way you flirt is shameful.”
35. “I waited and waited, but you never came back.”
36. “You never told me you had a fucking twin.”
37. “I want to go back to before….”
38. “I just wanted an easy day with my girlfriend/boyfriend. What’s so wrong with that?”
39. “Go then, leave! See if I care!”
40. “Why are yo up so early?”
41. “Please, take me instead!”
42. “You braided his hair?”
43. “She’s been missing since Friday and you’re not worried?”
44. “Have you lost your damn mind?!”
45. “Please don’t argue. You have to leave right now, you aren’t safe here.”
46. “I’m your daughter.”
47. “I’m not surprised that you murdered him.”
48. “Is there a special reason, as to why you’re wearing my shirt?”
49. “Am I supposed to be scared of you?”
50. “Don’t use me as an example. I wasn’t a good kid.”
51) “How did this happen?”
52) “Is it really you?”
53) There was blood everywhere.
54) “You killed him/her?!”
55) “I did it because I love you”
56) “I’m doing this to protect you”
57) “I had no choice”
58) You couldn’t believe that this was happening.
59) “I can’t control it”
60) “I’m so sorry”
61) All I wanted was a drink to make me forget this had ever happened.
62) “Why are you following me?”
63) “You almost got me killed”
64) “You tried to kill me”
65) You couldn’t stand to be around him/her/them.
66) “Why do I feel this way about you?”
67) “I can’t even look at you right now”
68) You loved him/her more than anything.
69) “I love you so much”
70) All you could think about was that kiss.
71) “I’m pregnant”
72) “You promise?”
73) “Let’s get married”
74) “Will you go on a date with me?”
75) You had a bad feeling about this.
76) “I can’t even bring myself to hate you”
77) You came here to see “_______” and you weren’t leaving until you found him/her/them.
78) He/she/they were here to kill you.
79) “Sounds like a plan. Let’s do it”
80) “No. We need to save him/her/them. We can’t just let him/her/them die”
81) You would recognize that voice anywhere.
82) “Come lay down with me”
83) “Pay attention to me I’m bored”
84) “Well, there are other ways au could distract you”
85) You never been happier than you were in the moment.
86) “Mom, Dad (or someone else). This is ”________.“ My boyfriend/girlfriend”
87) “No matter what happens just know that I love you”
88) “Can we just stay in bed for a little while longer?”
89) You could stay in his/her arms forever.
90) “Are you wearing my shirt?” “No” “You look adorable in my clothes”
91) “Don’t you dare die on me”
92) “Don’t hurt him/her”
93) He looked her up and down from afar. Her dress hugging every curve of her body perfectly. She was the most beautiful woman and here and he was determined to get her attention.
94) “You clean up well” “As do you”
95) “I can’t keep my feelings hidden anymore”
96) It was obvious to everyone but them that the two of them were infatuated with each other.
97) “Dance with me?”
98) “Are you jealous?” “No. I just don’t like him/her” “You’re so jealous. It’s adorable”
99) “I’m right here. I’m going to care of you”
100) “Surprise! Happy birthday!” “You did all of this for me?” “Of course. You deserve it. I love you” “I love you too. Thank you for this, it’s amazing”
101) Why did she/he feel this way about him/her?
102) These feelings, she/he knew they were wrong but she/he just couldn’t help it.
103) “I’m in love with my best friend and I’m teriffied,”
104) “Really ______? Did you really just do/say that?”
105) “I just feel like the whole world is against me,”
106) “People keep telling me that you’re the bad guy,” “Well, maybe you should listen to them,” “Why? You’re not the bad guy _______.”
107) “I’m borreeed. Are you bored? ‘Cause I’m bored,”
108) “Are you checking him/her out?”
109) “Do you hear that?” “What?” “Never mind, it’s gone now,”
110) “You’re cute when you do that,”
111) *pokes cheek/belly/arm* “Pay attention to me, I’m bored,”
112) “Come onnn. Just let me play with your your hair. Pleasee.” “No ______.” “Boo you whore,”
113) “Did you poke yourself in the eye? Oh no that’s just a little sparkle,” “______, stop.” “But I don’t want to.”
114) “Can I shoot you with my arrow of love?” “No.” “But whyyyy? Pleaseee. I’ll be gentle.”
115) “I think I’ve been shot.” “What? Where? With what?” “Right here,” *points to heart* “With love for you.” “______, stop.” “Not until I shoot you back.”
116) “You have something on your ass.” “What is it?” “My eyes.”
117) “Why do you always look like you just got out of bed?”
118) “Are you really wearing that?”
119) “Come with me. I want to show you something.”
120) “Have you ever talked to someone who’s just so annoying that you start to think that killing them would be worth the jail time?”
121) “Don’t do that.” “Do what?” *does thing again* “That. It’s really cute and really distracting.”

Old West DS9 au

Quark is the typical saloon owner. All the town slides through his doors at one time or another.. He keeps the drinks coming and somehow always knows when a fight will break out. A regular thorn in the side for the sheriff, but also occaionally will pass information to Sheriff Odo…for a price.

Sisko is the  supply depot in town. Travelers coming through stop by his place to restock. He basically runs the town, everyone always (at one point or another) needs what he’s selling. He’s a fair man and won’t cheat you for a sale. Which is more than can be said for some businesses…

D&D’s motel. A place for a weary traveler to lay their head over night, get a meal or two.  If you can afford it. Dukat and Damar’s hotel is on the expensive side. They’ll use every trick in the book to cheat a young traveler who doesn’t know better. Sheriff Odo is constntly trying to get them on something, but most of what they’re doing is legal, and he can’t pin or prove a single charge. Yet. 

Miles Brian is the blacksmith. He cut the Irish out of his name to avoid the persecution that followed him from the coasts to wherever he’d traveled.  Years ago he’d met an older man, the former blacksmith, and managed to become his apprentice, and finally take over for him after his death. He runs a good business and and provides the best metalwork in town. He often cuts a trade rather than a direct price from his customers, always interested in what they can offer in return over money that always has a changing meaning.

Julian Bashir is a young doctor educated in England and come to America to get a real taste of “frontier medicine”. He’s fascinated by the  type of lives everyone’s made for themselves out there and wants to make a place for himself there as well. He got told off by the Mayor’s widow, Ms. Kira, when he made the mistake of saying that out loud when he first came to town. However, that thorough chewing out only convinced him he’d come to the right place, if the  attitude of the rest of the  people he’d meet would be anything like this woman, Ms. Kira.

Garak runs the haberdashery, the clothing shop and repair, and is also known as having the best town gossip. He’s a bit of a mystery, just showed up one day and opened up shop, no background given except that  he knew it was time for a change of scenery. He subtly steers newcomers away from certain establishments in town, such as the D&D motel, or  “other unsavory establishments” as he has been known to say on occasion.  He isn’t very sociable beyond interactions with customers, and many had given up trying to learn more about him until the Doctor came to town. They spend some afternoons at Quark’s saloon or the other eating establishment in town.

I’ll figure out the rest later.Maybe Worf is Odo’s deputy?.

Norman Reedus - Glitter Wars

Originally posted by reedusnorman

You are at SDCC with the rest of the cast, a few days earlier Norman had attacked you with glitter. While you’re on the panel Chris Hardwick asks you about it and you get revenge on Norman by glitter bombing him, there’s lots of flirting and teasing between you and Norman and when the two of you go to clean up after the panel the two of you share a kiss.

Norman x Reader

Warnings: Sexual references, Swearing, Norman being fucking adorable

Chapter 1

You got into your car after a long and tiring day on set, you were sweating from the Georgia heat and you couldn’t wait to turn on the AC in the car to cool you down, you got a big surprise when you did.

There was more than the cool air that you expected coming out of it, there was also glitter.

Glitter. Fucking glitter.

“Son of a bitch,” you mumbled to yourself.

You heard a very familiar laugh coming from a couple of spaces away, he walked up to you with his phone held out in front of him, he was dying with laughter.

“Seriously Norman?”

“Your face. It looks like you’ve been shit on by a unicorn,” he said while giggling like a child.

“I hate you.”

“Sure you do Y/N.”

“I’ll get you back Norman. Just you wait.”

“Sure you will sparkles.”

“Oh I will, don’t you worry.”

“Ooh I’m teriffied,” he said jokingly.

You narrowed your eyes playfully at him before closing your car door and driving off. You were already planning on a way to get him back, by the time you got home and cleaned your car and yourself you had the perfect way to get him back.

Everyone would be going to Comic-Con in San Diego in a few days and that would be the perfect opportunity to get him back.

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anonymous asked:

Senpaai can I have a scenario where Takao is dating Midorima's sister, and he's afraid to tell his friend bc he's very protective to his sister, and then one day his sister confess how much she loves Takao to her brother. Omg it will be interesting! <3

Thank you for the request~!


S/o I’M HOME! HOW WAS SCHOOL?!’ Midorima yelled, taking off his shoes and turning his head to direction where door to your room was placed. He walked slowly and knock on it, only to be welcomed by unusual, for you, silence.

’S/o? Are you there? Anyway, I’m coming in.’ Midorima said as he pushed the door. What he saw made him rather speechless. Your room was in complete mess and you were nowhere to be seen. ‘She is probably in the bathroom.’ He thought.

He decided to make his way to the kitchen, but his plans were disturbed by a loud crash. Like something or someone jumped out of the second floor. He quickly run to the source of the sound, slighty scared about your health, but you, safe and all good, stood in front of window, looking down at the ground with terrified expression.

‘What was that?’ Midorima asked, walking to you, placing one of his hands on your back, making you flinch.

‘Eh..it was a cat. I wanted to pat it, but it got scared and jumped.’ You explained smiling to him, closing the window at the same time.

He was almost sure that such a loud sound couldn’t be made by cat, but ignored it. Why wouldn’t he believe you in the first place?

You and Shinatou were siblings, and best friends. He was always there for you, helping you out and caring for you, and you knew how to cheer him up and how to make him smile. Your family-relationship was strong and full of trust, but there was one thing you tried to hide from him.

It was your one year older boyfriend, Takao. You were going out for five months already without being noticed. It wasn’t fair for Shinarou, but he knew Takao well, and you both were sure, that he will never allow Kazuri to be you boyfiennd, heck he wouldn’t even allow him to breathe the same air as you. That’s why you made a hard decision to keep your relationship in secret.

'Shin, how was practice?’ You chatted with your brother, trying to direct his attention to another 'safer’ topic.

'Well, Bakao left earlier so it was queit and good. I wish he would do that everyday.’ He answered, eating his meal.

'Oh stop it, he is not that bad. You can’t be so mean or you will be alone forever.’ You said pouring hot water to his cup, making him green tea.

'I never knew you know each other.’ He staited, looking at you carefully and warily.

'W-we don’t, of course. You are talking about him from time to time…’ You felt like crying. What if he found out?

'Really? I will try not to, I don’t need my sister to hang out with this idiot.’ And with that beautiful sentence the conversation was over.

*NEXT DAY*

You couldn’t sleep last night because of guilt eating you alive. You couldn’t bare lying to your brother anymore, he was too important. He never dissapointed you, never left you and sacrificed already too much.

You were going to watch his and your boyfriend practice, and after this, you will tell him everything. You didn’t care about his reaction anymore, he needed to know.

'Shin~! Hey~!’ You exclaimed happily, clutching to his side as he almost fall to the ground.

‘S/O?! What are you do–nevermind. You want to stay, don’t you?’
He asked, pushing up his glasses.

'Yes and I have something to tell you, but wait till the end of practice!’

'O-okay.’ He looked at you weirdly and went to his teammates. You quickly catch a glampse of Takao’s stare as he grinned widely to you when your brother didn’t look. Ah, how much you loved that boy.

Their game wasn’t boring at all, you thought all of them were really talented and determinated, it was nice to see it. Sometimes yours and Takao’s eyes meet, and you smiled to each other, one time you even blushed, praying for your brother not to see it.

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After practice, Midorima and Kazunari went to the locker room to wash themselves and change into their casual clothes.
Midorima left, after him Takao. Your brother looked annoyed and it seemed that he was scolding your boyfriend, who looked like the happiest puppy in the world.

’S/o, we are going home now. Please ignore Takao, he just wanted to tag along. I rejected, but he never listens.’ Your brother said, trying to distance you from Kazunari, who was rather unpleased with green-haired’s behaviour.

As you were walking, the tension became almost unbearable. You were shaking a little and Takao’s expression was changing from stressed to teriffied as he thought of every possibility.

'I’ve already had enough of your weird behaviour. What’s wrong, nanodayo? I saw how you glanced at each other at practice. Is there something you want to say?’ Midorima stopped in his track, looking at both of you with stoic face.

'Shin-chan what are you talking abou–’

I’m dating Kazunari, brother. That day when you heard a loud crash, it was him. He jumped out of the window because he didn’t want you to see him. I’m sorry I lied to you. I just…love him, you know?' You looked at the ground with shame, waiting for you older sibling to response.


Takao sighed, Midorima only groowlled in response.


'Shin-chan, listen to m-’

'I will allow it under some rules. First: you will bring her home before 9. Second: No sex until eighteen birthday. Third: You won’t hurt her or I will seriously kill you. Fourth and the most importhant: make her the happiest person in the world…nanodayo’


 Midorima said and hugged you. BOTH of you.


'Oh GOD SHIN-CHAN, FAMILY BBEAR-HUG’


 Takao yelled, hugging you back.


'WaHH? FAMILY? DON’T GO THAT FAR BAKAO, EVERYTHING CAN HAPPEN, NANODAYO.

'Hahaha, Shin-chan don’t be so surprised. I LOOOOVE YOU S/O-CHAN!’


 Your boyfriend pulled away from a hug, with intention to kiss you.


'I love you too, Kazu’


 You turned your head to his sight only to hear loud cough.


‘Fifth rule: no kissing with me around. You are disgusting.’

'You are just jealous, because I’m taking your precious sister away~!’


 Takao laughed as he avoided Midorima’s punch.


'I AM NOT, NANODAYO.’

'YOU ARE!’

'I AM NOT!’

Oh, it is good to see your two the most important people getting along so well.

listen as much as i make cell fucking jokes i need to be serious for a moment abt romance n sex for a moment. i never wanna b in a romantic relationship and i actively avoid romantic relationships and its not cuz of anything bad, its just not for me. and no its not cuz i “havent found the right one” its legit not the thing for me as much as i obsess over romance and love and the happiness it brings for me seeing other people deeply in love, im a big enough person to admit i am not one to be in a relationship. as for sex listen the thought of me ever having to have sex teriffies me my vag clenches and my legs lock i haye it i hate it dont go anywhere near there. not with me dude. i aint fuckin anyone.

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requested by anon


You sit on the bed in your room 64, searching for your lost family. You lived in Seattle for your whole life and your mother has never told you about your family. You’ve never met your grandfather or grandmother. That’s why you decided about searching them.

The clues goes to the Hotel Cortez, but you didn’t know. It was the nicest hotel you’ve seen on the internet. But then, when you were finding another things, you found out your grandfather is James Patrick March. You are teriffied. Because you’ve never expected your grandfather is going to be a killer, and you’ve never expected you are going to be in his room. Room 64. You have to go out to calm down. 

a one time thing (and other untruths) (1/?)

For CS AU Week day 3: Modern AU. 

“She supposes the reason she tells him is the same reason she kept his phone number all those weeks." 

Notes: Perhaps my first foray into a fandom shouldn’t be what promises to be a multi-chapter fic, but the idea struck me so I’ll go with it, and hopefully a few of you will join me on this journey. Hopefully they’re hot terribly out of character. Enjoy. 

one.

            She knows before she calls him but she needs to tell him before she loses her nerve and he might be an asshole who’d want to see a test with his own eyes so she doesn’t even bother taking one, just calls the number he’d programmed into her phone (that she’d ignored for weeks because she doesn’t have time for dating) (and yet—) and tries to remind herself to breathe and—

            “Hello?

            “Killian?”

            She hopes her voice isn’t shaking.

            “Swan.

            He sounds pleased, if a little surprised.

            “We need to talk.”

            No point beating around the bush here.

            “Everything all right, love?

            She squeezes her eyes shut because God, she liked him and he was nice and he actually sounds concerned even though she blew him off and he’s going to hate her, probably, but if things were different—

 But it’s like a band-aid, right? Just gotta pull it off.

            “I think I’m pregnant.”

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Fair enough, The burning of the cars and all that would be pretty teriffying, and yes Mike’s parents did say to have peaceful protests and they should but they have been having peaceful protests this entire time yet the police have been using force the entire time so I guess the protesters are just giving back what they were given. hopefully it does return to being peaceful though. I haven’t watched the grand dury decsion though, i didn’t know you could watch court preceding??? but yeah well, this proves that Darren Wilson is super trash because he has no remorse for what he did

culturalrebel  asked:

Dwalin giving Dis the stone she gave Kili after searching for it for a day and a night.

frick 

dwalin feeling ashamed and teriffied of meeting dis after he’d failed to protect her children and brother. she seeks him out the minute she arrives to erebor. and hugs him. no words of apology from him (bc how can u apologize for something like that) or rebuke from her (bc she knows it’s eating him up from the inside already). nothing. just two dwarves grieving together in silence. that being the first time dwalin allows himself to properly grieve. HAH