Liz’s birthday present came in the mail today~ I thought it would take another week. I KNOW IT’S LIKE WAAAYYY EARLY. BUT I needed to account for shipping time. AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT OVER A MONTH FOR IT LIIIZZZZ.
I want to vomit on my you.
Go away I do not want to watch TV with you. I want to workout and go drink.
Go fuck yourself.
I hate you.
Do not ask me questions about my show. You are not going to ruin my Friday.
P.S. stop standing around in the kitchen trying to coincidentally be around me. We are not friends.