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anonymous asked:

Hey! I'm sorry for interrupting you, but can you recommend me some top!Sam Wincest stories? Especially some long ones? ;) Thnaks <3

FUCKING YES I’M SUCH A SLUT FOR TOPPY!SAMMY AND LONG WINCEST FICS

Here we go with my top ten!

1) The incestuous courtship of the antichrist’s bride by Fleshflutter: “Sam is trying to become the Antichrist in order to save the world. He has a small army of angels and demons, he has an adoring cult, he has a work of prophecy by Jack Kerouac, and he has Dean. Things are going pretty well until he accidentally signs Dean up as his Beloved Consort, a role that requires sex with the Antichrist on an altar. And that’s when things stop going pretty well. Also, the soundtrack to the Apocalypse sucks.”

2) Dark Side of the Moon by Fleshflutter: “Dean is cursed and loses his sight and hearing.”

3) Suite!Verse by Leonisdalion:  “ To save Dean from going to Hell, Sam has voluntarily embraced the role of the Anti-Christ and triggered Armageddon. As the world burns around them and demons enslave the human population, an increasingly demonic Sam begins to chip away at Dean’s will through alternating acts of of sex and violence. Caught between lust and fear, Dean struggles with the hope that his brother can be redeemed and slips further and further into the Stockholm Syndrome. As the series progresses, Dean loses more and more of his agency and personality, leaving the reader to wonder what, if anything, of Dean will remain at the end.” [WIP, very dark content]

4) Fumbling in the Dark, Love Advice for the Romantically Impared by Leonisdalion: “True Love really is blind…”

5) Not Time’s Fool by FayJay (Pandarus): “A story in 21 parts, featuring an Ancient Greek curse, an unexpected metamorphosis, adventures in pool sharking, numerous shots of tequila, a nun outfit, zombies, angels, demons, kidnappings, startling discoveries about old acquaintances, massage, a game of strip poker, girl-on-girl action, girl-on-boy action, and boy-on-boy action.”

6) Sleepwalking Back Again by Elohvee: “Wish ‘Verse. Spoilers for 2x20, and very vaguely for season 3. Warnings for established incest, adultery, angst, smoking, dramatic irony, and the complete absence of a happy ending.”

7) Soul-Eater, Death-Dealer by Nynxlynx: “A grieving Dean is pulled into an alternate universe where a much more hardened, cold Sam is working to get his Dean out of hell. Though Dean doesn’t want to go back to his lonely world, he aids Sam in his dark quest, a Sam torn between the brother he’s fighting to save and the one right in front of him.”

8) How many floors to realize by Lazy Daze (not so long but still one of my favs): “AU from the end of It’s A Terrible Life, in which Zachariah decides to keep stringing them along a little while longer, because damn if they aren’t somewhat entertaining, right?”

9) Supercross by Lazy Daze: “Set in a world where competitive team stunt biking shows – explosive entertainment performances full of tricks, talent, fireworks and music – dominate the world of freestyle motocross biking, this story follows Sam and Dean Winchester as they deal with their lives, bikes, flips, tricks – and love.”

10) Camdon Inn by Dragonspell:  “In the backwoods of Northern Michigan, Sam and Dean are on the trail of what they think might be the area’s fabled ‘Dog Man.’ What they find instead in the small town of Silver Lake is a suspicious sheriff, a shady innkeeper, a closed mouth town and a lot more than they bargained for when the supposed overly large wolf that they were hunting starts hunting them back. And, much to Dean’s horror, he can no longer seem to keep his hands off of Sam.”

BONUS:

# We were Twenty by Elohvee (just read it it’s beautifully written)

anonymous asked:

hey could you possibly start tagging tequila Joseph? It makes me super uncomfy...

Sure thing–I’ll tag the last one because it’s close enough to Tequila Joseph, but I should probably note that I only use the tequila joseph tag specifically for the tequila joseph outfit, and not just for Joseph presenting femininely in general!