tequila my love

anonymous asked:

ur Bahamas/drunk dan theory is v. good apart from the Patron tequila/tequila in general bit. tequila is v. disgusting. unstanning you and dan :P

Don’t talk to me or my sons ever again;

Also, Dan is totally on my side. Although I’m sure I was a Patron stan before him. Smh, he’s stealing my brand. 


Bonnie and Clyde Kai

Inspiration from my earlier edit prompt/AU (here)

Don’t tell your mother
Kiss one another
Die for each other
We’re cool cruel for the summer

[Demi Lovato - Cool for the summer]

I can’t really make funny personal headcanons about Kingsman because I don’t live in the U.K. But, I can make headcanons about Statesman. Like how they celebrate by going to Chili’s every Friday and ordering the molten chocolate cake.

Happy National Margarita Day! These Margaritas are the Jalapeño and the Maelstrom from La Cava Del Tequila located in Epcot’s Mexico Pavilion.