This is FINAL WEEK to take a deep, wet swim in my sweet-smelling BIG CANAL. Get your holiday gifts from a dude who MAKES stuff instead of ordering through an environmentally disastrous global distribution center by sad underpaid workers with tiny, bleedy fingers.


In addition to the BIG CANAL print at a Crazy-Eddie-style LOW price, I’ve added to the rewards section some rare art exhibition posters and some RARE hand-pulled McSweeney’s prints. Still a few custom donut and donut-lettering drawings available too.

It’s totally okay if you don’t want to help me make it to a sad, measly 1000% funding goal. I understand and I know I sound a little bit like a jerk (I’m sorry).