tentabulges

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So I went to the museum today….
I now understand how niyuuvampire feels now …. I’m too homestuck this.
This is a 5 story tentabulge tower, and then under the tower is a room filled with them. They were on the walls, you could pick them up.
It was miraculous day.

the signs as vintage homestuck Discourse™
  • aries: Will His Name Be Dick (ALT: dirk and jake's matching tattoos)
  • taurus: hussie is a misogynist because caliborn is a misogynist and therefore this entire comic is misogynistic
  • gemini: what if rosemary is actually a kismessitude (ALT: dirk's sexuality)
  • cancer: angry feminist bro strider
  • leo: did hussie use all $2,485,506 of the kickstarter money to buy a grand royal family white horse
  • virgo: EB: i am not a homosexual.
  • libra: dante basco liveblogging the entirety of homestuck while drinking and later becoming a fandom kingpin
  • scorpio: all those cosplayers sitting at the fancy restaurant and spitting in a bucket (ALT: fat vriska & the vriscourse)
  • sagittarius: tentabulges
  • capricorn: PEACHY!!!!!!!! (or "there's nothing wrong with having exclusively white kid headcanons, you racists!")
  • aquarius: is john homophobic for thinking it was gross when jake macked on dirk's decapitated head
  • pisces: cosplayers apparently leaving hotel bathtubs full of crusted dry grey paint and sealing their makeup with hairspray
Mr. Winkle and the magic alien love banana....?

I was in class today scrolling through tumblr when all the sudden Gamzee’s huge tentabulge appeared right when my math teacher was walking by…
Math teacher- What is that?
Me- ….
Math teacher- Is that one of your wierd anime things
Me- kinda but not really …. Its a web comic
Math teacher- *nods* Is it a gun?
Me- … No, See its about aliens and they have these wierd fruit things almost like bananas , that move when your close to the person your meant to be with…….
Math teacher- huh? Interesting… Those would be nice to have
Me- you have no idea….