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Beautiful stars pick up line joke

Daichi: The stars are so beautiful

Sugawara: Yup, so beautiful

Daichi: Do you know what else is beautiful? 

Sugawara: Let me guess, current Karasuno’s volleyball team captain?

Daichi: (blush a little) Wrong guess, it’s the beautiful setter of Karasuno started with Sugawara and ended with Kous—

Sugawara: (blush) Daichi it’s embarrassing

Daichi: (blush) it is

[And then later the two of them spending the rest of their time being blushy blushy while holding hand and lots of cute kissy kissy]




Kageyama: The stars are so beautiful

Hinata: Yeah!!!

Kageyama: You know what else is beautiful?

Hinata: The moment when the ball from your toss hit my palm?

Kageyama: I was gonna say your jump but yeah that moment is beautiful too




Yamaguchi: Look, Tsukki! The stars are so beautiful!

Tsukishima: Yeah I could see them

Yamaguchi:

Tsukishima:

Yamaguchi:

Tsukishima: Do you know what else is beautiful?

Yamaguchi: Dinosaurs?

Tsukishima: It’s yo—wait what




Kuroo: Kenma I brought you here to see the stars not the psp

Kenma:

Kuroo:

Kenma: okay

Kuroo: Look, the stars are so beautiful

Kenma:

Kuroo:

Kenma: ….okay?

Kuroo: Do you know what else is beautiful?

Kenma:

Kuroo:

Kenma:

Kuroo:

Kenma:

Kuroo: Kenma answer me I sound like a fool here talking by myself I want to try the pick up line please cooperate




Lev: Senpai! The stars are soooo beautiful!!

Yaku: Hm

Lev: Do you need a lift to see them better?

Yaku: Do you need a hit so the stars appears right before your eyes




Oikawa: Iwa-chan the stars are so beautiful

Iwaizumi: Yeah i—

Oikawa: You know what else is beautiful?

Oikawa: Me

Iwaizumi:

Oikawa:

Iwaizumi:

Oikawa:

Iwaizumi:

Iwaizumi:

Oikawa:

Iwaizumi:

Oikawa: Iwa-chan say something stop looking at me like I’m the most disgusting thing in the world




Hanamaki: The stars are so beautiful

Matsukawa: You’re more beautiful than the stars

Hanamaki:

Matsukawa:

Hanamaki: Bro

Matsukawa: Bro

Hanamaki: No homo?

Matsukawa: Full homo, bro.

Hanamaki: B r o




Ushijima: The stars are so beautiful.

Shirabu: Indeed.

Ushijima: Do you know what else is beautiful?

Shirabu: Victory?

Ushijima: Victory.




Tendou: The stars are so beautiful

Semi: It is

Tendou: You know what else is beautiful?

Semi: W-what?

Tendou: (whispering) The sounds of a heart breaking and the shattering spirit

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Happy Pocky Day + Semi’s birthday everyone!  ( ´ ////// ` ) ☆

Imagine The Pretty Setter Squad like:

-So it all starts when Oikawa casually brings up Iwaizumi’s glorious arms and biceps and fawns over them and passes pictures of them around during one of their Setter Squad meet ups.
-Then Suga retaliates by pointing out how thick and gorgeous Daichi’s thighs are. And “Who can resist that face? He’s an amazing leader and would be a great dad.”
-“Ohoho this is war!!”
-So they all start arguing over whos boyfriends are the best as husband material.
-Akaashi and Kenma argue that “Okay but Bokuto-san’s muscles and-” “Kuro’s abs-” “Plus Kuroo-san thighs are also really hot and-” “Bokuto’s ass…” “They’re both really kind and caring and funny (and idiotic) as well…” “Perfect Husband material…”
-Shirabu gets all salty and literally brings out a magazine pointing out how Ushijima has an amazing body and how his face is hot enough to be a model and “Wow look at him shirtless…” and “He’s 3rd best and beat Bokuto-san.” (Akaashi and Kenma let that one slide cuz okay that one is true.) “He’s really innocent that’s cute.”
-“Why do you keep magazines with Ushibaka in them…”-Oikawa
-Semi just kinda… “Tendou is… hot in his own way… and is… sweet?” *nervously sweats*
-“Iwa-chan is great with kids and knows how to cheer people up and helps anyone who needs it.”
-Kageyama who has been quiet all this time just calmly pulls out a picture of a smiling Hinata with a volleyball and the cuteness radiating from it is enough to get everybody blushing.
-“Hinata doesn’t have what you call the hottest body and to be honest I’m the seme but he is the cutest and everyone loves him. He can make you smile no matter what. Perfect waifu. I win.” He says with a smug face.
-“$5 from all of you please senpais. Thanks.”
-Oikawa flips the table.
-They get kicked out.

Haikyuu ships with their first baby
  • Kagehina : "KAGEYAMA HE LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE GIANT"
  • Tsukkiyama : The baby becomes a small Tsukishima
  • Daisuga : They already have 7 children
  • Asanoya : ROLLING THUNDER JR.
  • Ennotana : Proud parent Tanaka
  • Kiyoyachi : Best Moms
  • Bokuaka : "Kid can you help me dress up Bokuto-san ?"
  • Kuroken : Future gamer
  • Kurotsukki : "Tsukki how does this thing work ?"
  • IwaOi : "I'm still the cutest"
  • Ushiten : He has Tendou's eyes and Ushijima's personality
  • Tensemi : "That's not how you hold a baby Tendou !!"

PLEASE APPRECIATE TENDOU SATORI.
this poor little red ribbon was bullied in elementary school. i just have this hc in my mind with poor kid tendou crying his eyes out in front of his parents after a volley practice because the other kids did not want him to play because they said he looked like a monster. he started playing volleyball because blocking one of his bullies’ spike made him feel good and he wanted to feel that same satisfaction over and over again, but you can clearly see from both the anime and the manga that even if he was good at it, he still struggled to make friends. teammates still talked behind his back.
that was so real. like, kids are adorable and all, but they can also be so mean. and really, being good at something doesn’t mean you’ll be 100% accepted.
i have this other hc in my head with tendou playing volleyball 24/7 after he got complimented by someone. and this other one with tendou seeing wakatoshi and thinking “wow” and despite being afraid of being rejected still tried to talk to wakatoshi. at first he thought it was just a one way conversation because waka’s not really looking at him as he’s talking, so tendou stops, but then after a second waka just goes, “and then?” and that’s like one of the most precious memories of tendou satori’s high school life. but enough of that, tendou’s such a bittersweet character, okay? he takes pride in his team, he 100% supports them, he compliments goshiki on his haircut AND WE CAN ALL GUESS WHY. and then after losing against karasuno he goes and says those words that broke us all. i think his “farewell my paradise” isn’t just about him quitting volleyball. it’s more than that, it’s volleyball played with his team, with shiratorizawa. JUST. JUST APPRECIATE TENDOU SATORI OKAY? HE MAY BE TALL AND HIS RED HAIR MAY LOOK FIERCE BUT THIS BOY NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED AT ALL COST. don’t let him quit volleyball furudate sensei. let him break more spikers’ hearts.

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I thought about childhood friends reunion or them seeing each other again after graduation! I hope you like it! 💜