Twins get married to two different people at the same time. The officiator wears yellow stockings. The twins dress up as each other during the reception.
Much Ado About Nothing:
Groom accuses bride of adultery. Bride faints/fakes her death. Everyone is busy trying to set up the maid of honour and the best man with each other.
The Winter's Tale:
Groom accuses bride of adultery. Bride pretends to be a statue for the next couple of years.
A Midsummer Night's Dream:
A triple wedding, except prior to the ceremony two of the couples completely mix up who they're getting married to. An incompetent group of actors perform Romeo and Juliet at the reception.
Romeo and Juliet:
The reception features a duel between the boyfriend of the groom's cousin with the bride's cousin.
The wedding happens at the same time as a funeral, and the widow at the funeral is marrying the dead person's sibling.
All's Well That Ends Well:
Groom thinks he's marrying one person, but turns out the bride is an entirely different person. The entire affair is conducted in a darkened venue.
Three witches show up and suggest the groom kill his boss.
The groom gets stabbed to death by members of the wedding party. His best man makes a speech at the reception about how ~honourable~ one of the ushers is and incites a revolution.
Invite two convicted rapists to the wedding. Bake them into the cake.
Send the happy couple tennis balls. Only tennis balls.
inspired by this post:
I have other fics in the works for this AU, but this one was one of those moments where an idea is so clear in your head that you just have to write it immediately. Also… about halfway through this I realized… is this seriously my first time actually writing Jerry?
Jerry had thought that mentioning
the tennis court out back might help a little with breaking the frigid tundra
that had settled between Beth’s father and him. He’d been wrong.
“Oh? You play?” Rick
had asked skeptically, voice utterly venomous as he gave Jerry a look that
clearly said ‘I am only tolerating your presence in my home because of my
Pet-sitting for her favorite teacher over spring break? Check. Mysterious roommate begging to be found out? Check. Trapped over at said teacher’s house during a massive storm? Check. Handsome neighbor? Check.
All in all, it’s turning out to be a fairly busy week for Ahsoka.
(Or, that College AU I’ve been waiting for and finally had to write myself)