Jack: I love you so much
concept: jack’s first word was “puck,” except this tiny little baby had some trouble enunciating, and buried somewhere in a closet of the zimmermann home is a vhs tape of baby jacques happily going “FUCK.” bob was horrified. alicia was thrilled
If the farmers tend to the chickens, then doesn’t that make them chicken tenders?
This snack in the box gets us
jack in the future just wants to talk about bitty to literally anyone who will listen???
“hey, want to see some pictures of my husband, eric? he’s so cute. i love him so much”
@ new falcs trainer: oh, sure, dude!
@ receptionist at the doctor’s office: oh all right then
@ waiters at restaurants: do you mean the man currently sitting across from you
@ shitty: brah i know him???
@ bitty: honey
General Tso Chicken Fingers basket from Sticky’s Finger Joint in NYC. Their chicken fingers are one of the best. 😋😋
jack: *gets the A in his rookie year, is lead scorer, is well loved by his team and feels comfortable enough with them to come out to a few of them*
do you think sometimes jack rolls over in his sleep and bitty is just. trapped. someone save him
Money you use to buy nuggets is chicken tender.
Literally me in video game form.
au where they’re both just students and jack pretends not to speak french so bitty can tutor him except bitty is still terrible at french and it’s a disaster