(Context: My two players are INCREDIBLY suspicious of one of the tenants of the house they’re staying in and have decided to spy on him. The Druid has turned into a spider and the rogue has climbed up his window on the outside of the house. They have discovered that his room is completely bare save a bookshelf. The druid thinks he’s a ghost possessing a suit of armor, which is correct.)
Rogue: So there's nothing in here but the bookshelf? No bed or chairs or anything?
Me (DM): Nope. He’s just sitting on the floor.
Druid: Is he reading?
Rogue: What’s he reading?
Me: He’s reading a book titled ‘How To Pick Up Fair Maidens’
Druid: OH MY GOD HE ISN’T EVIL, HE’S JUST A GHOST BOY LOOKING FOR LOVE!