JFK Goes to Buffalo Wild Wings
“Welcome to Buffalo Wild Wings, what can I get ya?”
“Hi! I was looking to get a twenty piece wing, but I wasn’t too sure of what sauce. What’s ya’lls hottest?”
“That would be the blazin, but could I recommend only getting five to start out with, or maybe an order of ten of another flavor?”
“Oh, no. That won’t be necessary. I can handle heat pretty well.”
“Alrighty, I’ll have that out to you soon!”
20 minutes later, JFK gets his wings and takes the first bite
Good gracious! I’m on fire!!! Robert, give me your cone!!
luggh! UGH! Eth eth not helhing.
Oouull! UUHHOOH! Oug guhd eh hudda haken her avith!