ten chins

30 Kisses for 30 Years

summary: It’s Phil’s thirtieth birthday and Dan is determined to give him thirty kisses. Meanwhile, Phil’s been having domestic thoughts. 
word count: 2, 735
warnings: innuendos, kissing, making out, hickeys, so much fluff that you’ll die

Phil could feel something crawling under his skin when he woke up that morning.

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Ref for a silly ol' apple horse who just 
wants to show everyone a good time. 

Well...first ref that is, got another ref comin'!

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INTJ-INTP, Edition 17
  • *Talking about autocorrect typos*
  • INTJ: Large finger mishaps. 😑
  • INTP: Are you saying you're fat?
  • INTJ: I'm saying that I've emulated the people in my life who I look up to. And sometimes the people with ten chins, you have no choice but to look up at them because their necks are so distended, they stretch their vertebrae.
  • INTP: Are you calling me fat
  • INTJ: I'm saying I look up to you.
  • INTP: You didn't answer the question
  • INTJ: I said I look up to you.
  • INTP: -___-
  • INTJ: I'm not saying you're fat, but if you were a figure of speech, you'd be considered "wordy."
It Starts with You

Summary: Dan goes missing and everyone assumes he’s gone for good. In class, Phil receives a text that changes everything.

Word Count: 1709

Author’s Notes: flawlessdan​ had a great idea and in a matter of two hours, i made this happen and i am sorry.

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anonymous asked:

can I have overprotective!GoM reacting to Momoi being confessed to a first year guy? ovo

cue the momoi protection squad (time and time again she says it should be disbanded bc what are they planning on protecting her from)

oh and i did this as first year high school!gom, i didn’t realise you might’ve meant teikou!gom, but oh well, hope you enjoy

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why the fuck does luke look so good laying down on the bed with a lazy smile and a little double chin and beard so casual why doesn’t he look like a ten chinned, tired, body-bent-in-weird-directions-while-laying-down potato like me it’s unfair and he doesn’t even try

It Was Raining

For Growing Back Together prompt: Rain. 

Special thanks to a special someone who was able to beta this for me at the last moment. She’s not in The Hunger Games fandom, but she does love Katniss and Peeta.

It Was Raining

She was born during the springtime, during an April shower. Katniss didn’t know it at the time, but this little “April Shower” would be Katniss’ “May Flower”.This little girl, this April shower, would be the thing that would be the “full-circle moment” for Katniss, when her life seemed to suddenly make sense. It was important for Peeta as well, but mostly for Katniss.

It was raining that day when she was 11, almost 12. She sat under the apple tree, staring off in despair. It didn’t really matter, did it? Did anything matter? Did Prim? Her mother? Her father? Anything? No. Nothing mattered. All she knew, at this very moment, was that no matter how hard she struggled, no matter how hard she tried, it all came down to this. To nothing. To death.

But then he threw the bread. And her life forever changed.

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anonymous asked:

could you please do a 4/4 blurb about how they would treat you if you are 5ft (you are dating them) ?

yeah you got it - wARNiNG MAJOR FLUFF I’M WEEPiNG
this blurb is actually all over the place wow i am sorry

Ok ok so Luke would love the fact that you’re shorter than him because he can comfortably fit you in his arms and nine times out of ten, he’s got his chin rested on the top of your head when he’s hugging you and your face would be pressed against his chest and you’d be able to his heart beating hella fast because he’s just this dork who’s so crazy in love with you wowee so like one day you’d suggested that he’d teach you how to play guitar, like you knew a few chords but not many and you just wanted to so he’d like move his acoustic to side the side and pat his lap and you’d immediately settle down in front of his and lean back against his chest and he’d have his chin on you shoulder with his arms around you as he placed his acoustic in your hold and his hands would move your fingers to the right strings because he’s teaching you something new and yEaH I’M CRYIN ANOn

CaLUM goD he’d be a lot like Luke with keeping you in his arms, but I think he’d mention how short you are more than need be and he kNEW that you didn’t like how short you were so you’d obvs get just a little butthurt about it and he’d immediately be cuddling you to his chest , mumuring sweet lil apologies against your neck like the cute lil puppy he is aW he’d love when you sat on his lap and watched a movie from behind though like say if you two were watching a movie and we all know how Calum is, he’s obvs gonna get bored unless he’s in love with the movie and Will Smith is in every scene and bother you or smth, so you’d sitting in between his legs all comfy watching the movie and he’d have his arms wrapped around you with his chin on your shoulder and eventually he’d pull back and probs start playing with your hair or whisper about how good you smell or how great your neck looks when it’s all marked up by him and he’d just be so annOYINg so you’d pay attention to him oH and he’d actually give you piggy back rides everywhere like say you’re on your way home from a date and you two decide to walk because Calum is a fit kinda guy and yEAH so you’re wearing heels and he’s noticed and wonders if it hurts to walk in them but he doesn’t ask and just insists that you get on his back this instant so he can carry you even though you’re like ‘no Cal it’s ok, I’m fine’ but he’d be so goddamn persistENT

So Michael would love the fact that you’re short and like Calum, he’d mention it but totally on purpose because he’s just the biggest little shit and he likes to tease you a little and you two would just have a little banter about it until it would just get to ridiculous insults and then you’d snort and call him lame or smth but like it’d be so good for him because one day he’d be in a v v v cuddly mood and just pull you into his lap moments before the game started and you were able to lean back and snuggle against him comfortably while he was and you weren’t in his line of view. He’d also think he was v punk rock because he was a lot taller than you (not as tall as luke though he’S A PaLM TREe) but yeah, he’d have his arm around you because we know Michael is handsy and he’d just show you off a lot because he was just super in love with you and wanted the world to see you I waNT A MicHAEL!!!!

woO Ashton he’d like make lil comments here and there about your height but you could call him out on it because he’s the shortest of the four – he’d probably pretend to be butthurt until you gave in and had to lean up on your tippy toes to give him a kiss aW and unlike Calum, he’d ask you to give him piggy back rides but you wouldn’t even last three steps since he’s heavy because of aLL THAT GODDAMN MUSCLE ON HIS aRMS wOWEE and his hugs would be like heaven because of them arms and he’d just randomly pull you flush against his chest in the middle of a store or something because you look so cute when you’re concentrating on studying the items you’re looking at buying and he’d just wanna be so handsy but his self control is actually really good so it’d just be a tight hug and a kiss to your forehead followed by him having a hand on your waist or lower back for the rest of the dAY UGH MY hEART

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