ten as a cat

I absolutely agree that 9 times out of ten people’s hatred of cats is because they don’t understand them but still, have y'all ever seen or owned *really aloof cats who hate being touched* in your lives because they do exist naturally as a personality type, and I unfortunately had one when i was growing up. It wasn’t fun

Thankfully my parents current cat is the biggest chillest sweetheart to ever exist so

My piece “Rattus rattus” for CALAMITY: Hexes, Prophecies & Plagues, the group show I curated at Light Grey Art Lab.
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When the Black Death decimated the population of Eurasia in the 14th century, scientific and medical knowledge was not advanced enough to understand that disease could be caused by microscopic bacteria, carried by rodents like rats and transferred to humans by flea bite. European societies may had inadvertently paved the way for the plague when they exterminated tens of thousands of the rat’s dominant predator: domestic cats, who they feared were connected to witchcraft and satanic practices.
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All hail the ship rat, changer of worlds 🐀🐀


I have this headcanon that whenever Jason and Tim have an opportunity to refer to Damian’s age, they keep progressively saying he’s younger and younger just to get under Dami’s skin.  

*Watching TV and there’s a sex scene*

Jason, leaping over the coffee table to cover Damian’s eyes: Don’t let him see! He’s only ten!

Damian, hissing like an angry cat: I am fourteen you idiot, and I already know what intercourse is!

*One of the Titans cuss in front of him*

Tim, allowing his coffee mug to drop and shatter on the ground in order to cover Damian’s ears: Conner you can’t speak in front of him like that, he’s seven for hecks sake!

Damian, bright red with anger: Unhand me Drake before I punch you with my FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD FIST

*After carefully glancing around to make sure no one is watching him at one of Bruce’s charity galas, Damian sneaks a sip of champagne*

Jason and Tim after appearing from out of nowhere:

“Goodness gravy, Damian! You’re only three years old, stop trying to grow up so fast.”

“Why don’t we get you some juice? Nine month olds are allowed to drink juice right?”

Damian: *screams*

It’s official canon that there are cats living in Skyhold so please imagine:

one of the cats somehow getting into the war room and just plopping itself down right in the middle of all those carefully placed markers and turning the organized map into absolute chaos because a nice sunbeam was shining on the table.

cats sleeping on the inquisitor’s throne (or alternatively clawing it to pieces)

cats in the infirmary lifting people’s spirits and keeping the injured warm

cats snuggled up beside Storvacker when she’s in Skyhold

someone making little inquisition uniforms for the cats to make them honorary inquisition members. The cats just fall over and refuse to move when they’re forced to wear the uniforms and Skyhold is left with a bunch of immobile, angry cats lying on the ground and twitching their tails. Later it’s decided that the cats will just wear inquisition collars instead

each cat having at least ten names because everyone calls them something different leading to some confusion and in one extreme instance, a duel over what one cat should be called

(Feel free to add more Skyhold cat shenanigans)

ultimate smut masterlist

Believe me this is more for us than for you >:)

T’s Faves - ♡

iKON

Hanbin (B.I.)

Junhoe

Bobby

BTS

Namjoon (Rap Monster)

Hoseok (J-Hope)

Yoongi (Suga)

Jimin

Taehyung (V)

Jungkook

EXO

Junmyeon (Suho)

Lay

Jongdae (Chen)

Baekhyun

Jongin (Kai)

Sehun

BIGBANG

Jiyong (G-Dragon)

Seungri

GOT7

Jaebum

Jackson

Jinyoung (Jr.)

Yugyeom

BAP

Yongguk

Seventeen

Joshua

  • Threesome ft. Mingyu - naughtykpopimagines ♡

Mingyu

Monsta X

Jooheon

Hoseok (Wonho)

Changhyuk (I.M)

VIXX

Hyuk

  • CEO - kpopsicle-smut

SHINee

Jonghyun

NCT

Taeyong

Solo Artists

Jay Park

None of my works are included, refer to my own works masterlist for those. This list will be updated frequently!

Updated: 12/07/16

If any of the links are broken, please tell me so I can delete them or fix them!

The Compilers - maknaekink and parkjiminology

“I am ten times bigger than you” I say to my cat as I sit uncomfortably to avoid moving her even slightly from her spot on my bed.

“I could just pick you up and move you” I protest, while not doing that.

Masterlist

BTS // EXO // GOT7 // SEVENTEEN // NCT // BLOCK B

(m) for mature rated content.

(A) for angst

(F) for fluff

Note: I’ve removed some of my older fics from this masterlist, as their content stopped being in line with my current values and morals, or my writing style just has changed too much overtime. Some i’ll try to rewrite, others will be gone from this blog for good. 

BTS

All:

Cathybrid!AU miniseries:  

Yoongi (m)  |   Taehyung (m)  |  Jimin (m)  |  Jungkook (coming soon)  |  Hoseok (coming soon)  |  Jin (coming soon)  |  Namjoon (coming soon)

Jungkook:

Shy Alibi (m)

Anemia (m) vampire!AU  |  sequel (m)

Perfect (F) (drabble)

Let me fix you (A) (drabble)

Taehyung:

V-Card (m)

Favourites and Servants (m) Cathybrid!AU

Ho-ho-hot! (m)

Always Together (m)

Jimin:

A Genuine Valentine (m)

What Friends Are For (drabble) (m)

20 Questions (drabble)

Heavy Petting (m) Cathybrid!AU

Namjoon:

Body and Soul  (m) Devil!AU

Everything Fine (drabble) (m)

Do Me A Favour (drabble) (A)

Hoseok:

Under The Moonlight (drabble) (F/m)

Pretty (A/m)

series

Mortifer (A/F/m) fallen angel!AU:  

Teaser video  |  Pt. 1   |   Pt. 2

Yoongi:

Paired Up (m)

Longing (m)

Tournée du Chat Noir (m) Cathybrid!AU

2AM Thoughts (drabble) (A)

Sexy Imagination (drabble)

Pepero Day (m) valentine’s day theme

Slytherin!Yoongi (drabble)

Seokjin:

Ethereal (drabble)

Whipped (m)

Catboy!Jin (drabble) (m)

Fallen Angel!Jin (drabble)

Siren!Jin (drabble)



BTS as things:

BTS as shit my groupchat says 

BTS as shit my groupchat says vol. 2

BTS as shit my groupchat says vol. 3

BTS as shit my groupchat says vol. 4


EXO

Lay:
Study Break (m)

Jealousy in technicolour (m)

Birthday Cake (m)

Wanna bet? (drabble) (m)

Bon Appetit (drabble) (m)

Sehun:
A cosy day in (m)

The Last Laugh (drabble) (m)

Moonlight (drabble) (m)

Luhan:
Naughty Classy Party (m)

Lucky (F/m)

Chen:
Relaxing Bath (F/m)

Baekhyun:
Soft kitty, Horny kitty (m)

Mine (m)

Kai:

/

Suho:

/

Chanyeol:
Sinema (m)

Fade Into You (F/m)

Going Public (drabble)


EXO as things:

EXO as shit my groupchat says

EXO as shit my groupchat says vol. 2

EXO as shit my groupchat says vol. 3

EXO as shit my groupchat says vol. 4

GOT7

Jackson:
Yes, Mr. Wang  (m)

Yours on Mine (drabble)

Sleepy, Needy, Greedy (m)

series

If You Do (F/A):    

Pt. 1   |   Pt. 2   |    Pt. 3   |   Pt. 4   |   Pt. 5

Dear Jiary series (F/m):  

Coffee in Bed    |   The Best Bad Day    |    Meeting Place pt. 1


Yugyeom:

Babyface (drabble)

Cute (drabble) (m)

Jaebum:
Hot ’n Cold  (drabble) (m)

Expecting the Unexpected  (m)

Overseas (drabble) (m)

Youngjae:
Into Her Panties (drabble)

Think of me (drabble)

maknae line:
A Shot Of Truth (drabble)


GOT7 as things:

GOT7 as shit my groupchat says

GOT7 as shit my groupchat says vol. 2

GOT7 as shit my groupchat says vol. 3

GOT7 as shit my groupchat says vol. 4


SEVENTEEN

Hoshi:
Blackout (drabble) (m)

Woozi:
Suck it and See (m)

Spin my head ‘round (drabble) (F)

In Debt (drabble) (m)

S. Coups:
Mac’n Cheese (drabble)


Seventeen as things:

SEVENTEEN as shit my groupchat says


BLOCK B

Zico
On All Fours (m)

Boo-Boo (drabble) (F)

P.O.
On All Fours  (m)

Wicked Game (drabble) (m)

Misunderstanding (drabble) (A)

U-kwon
On All Fours (m)


Block B as things:

BLOCK B as shit my groupchat says

NCT U

Taeyong:
Look what the cat dragged in (ft. Ten) (m)

Ten:
Look what the cat dragged in (ft. Taeyong) (m)


MONSTA X

Kihyun:

Sign (F) (drabble)

Jooheon:

Fair Enough:  01 | 02 (coming soon) | 03 (coming soon)