Listeners, I do not know everything about Carlos, and he does not tell me everything. That is … okay. We are not one person. How lonely that would be! A couple who has made themselves one so completely, that they are once again alone. We are two people, separate. Unique. And joined only where we choose to join.
—  Cecil Palmer, Episode 55 - The University of What It Is, Welcome to Night Vale
(Can I just say how much I love Cecilos and how healthy their relationship is? Because I really love them.)
  • You: Love
  • Me, an intellectual: Kaz Brekker, Bastard of the Barrel, Dirtyhands and Lieutenant of the Dregs, who only ever invests in people for the sake of money or his own gains, doesn't know what mercy is, can kill a man without blinking, rescuing Inej Ghafa and telling her he would've done it again and again and again even if she no longer had the skills that make her valuable

So what you’re telling me is that the lieutenants are okay 👀👀👀👀 

anonymous asked:

Can you imagine though, they end babygate soon, Harry's album does amazing, they're able to publicly be friends, maybe even have ot4 at Dunkirk premiere, they start dropping hints like their rbb and sbb again, jan/feb 2018 rolls around and they come out and use it for promo with louis' album right around Grammy season, gimme more trolls I'm loving this

tell me what i want to hear, shady anons 🦄🔮

a-literate-little-kitty  asked:

Hello, lil ol' me again. Still in love with the Voltron family AU. But I was reading the one with Lance growing up and Keith was upset and inspiration hit me: Lil tiny Lance (like5) and Keith soon after the kids are adopted and they're used to them and bonding is happened and like Lance fell asleep in the car or something and Keith grabs the moment to cradle him. But then the next morning, The kids are telling Lance what happened but he doesn't remember it. Cue the wehadabondingmoment from s1

[The Voltron Family] They were going back home from the airport after their first Japan trip and everyone was tried. Shiro was driving, Keith was in the passenger seat and the kids were sat at the back of the car. Hunk and Pidge wouldn’t stop asking when will they go back to Japan again.

Pidge: *taps Shiro* We can go back, right? Right, Daddy Shiro?
Shiro: *chuckles* Yes, we can, cupcake.
Pidge: Can we go back next week though?!! 
Shiro: I don’t think so, sweetheart. *frowns*
Hunk: *frowns* *joins in* Why not? 
Shiro: Daddy’s got an operation to do this week. In fact, I’ll be doing 4.
Pidge: *goes back to her seat* That’s no fun.
Shiro: I’m sorry. 
Keith: We’ll try in a few months? How’s that sound?
Pidge and Hunk: Yessss!!! Thank you, Daddy Keith!
Shiro: *looks at Keith* Told you they’d love Japan. *smirks*
Keith: Let’s be real, who doesn’t? *chuckles*

Keith looked back at the kids only to see little 5-year-old Lance fast asleep, bumping his head again and again by the window seat. Keith panicked and asked Shiro to stop the car. Keith got out of the car and took Lance with him to the passenger seat. He cradled the sleeping little boy who instantly cuddled Keith unconsciously.

Shiro: *coos* Awwwwwwwwwww. *takes a photo*
Keith: *glares at Shiro* Oh my god. Delete that.
Shiro: *pouts* Fine. 
Pidge: *comes closer to Keith* What happened?
Keith: Your brother kept bumping his head at the back.
Hunk: Oh no! Is it our fault for moving too much?
Keith: Nah, it’s not, Hunk. The road’s just a lil bumpy.
Hunk: Oh, okay. *relieved* *smiles* *taps Lance’s cheek* *kisses him* Nighty, nighty, Lance.
Pidge: *giggles* *copies Hunk* Night, loser.
Shiro: *shock* Pidge! 
Pidge: *giggles* I was only joking!! But he’s sleeping and sleeping is for the weak. Everyone knows that! *puffs cheeks*
Keith: Now that’s not very nice, Pidge. Take it back.
Pidge: But he’s asleep! *points at Lance* What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him. *crosses arms*
Shiro: *glares at Pidge* Pidge…
Pidge: Fine. I take it back. 
Keith: *smiles* Better. Now let’s all try to keep it hush hush. *looks at sleeping Lance fondly* *tilts his head* Hmmm, he’s actually a cutie when he’s sleeping.
Shiro: *shock* Keith! 
Keith: *chuckles* Eyes on the road, Shiro. I was just joking.
Pidge: Ask Daddy Keith to take it back too!
Shiro: *glances at Pidge then at Keith* Take it back, Keith.
Keith: *rolls eyes* Fine. I take it back.
Hunk: Lance is always a cutie. *puffs cheeks*
Shiro: *eyes on the road again* I agree, Hunk. 

The following morning when Lance woke up, Hunk and Pidge told him about what happened in the car.

Lance: *crosses arms* I don’t remember it. I don’t believe it.
Keith: *shock* *enters after eavesdropping* *arms spread open* I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS! WE HAD A BONDING MOMENT!
Lance: *shakes head* Nope. Didn’t feel it, Daddy Keith. Picture or it didn’t happen. *adamant*
Keith: Fine! *turns around* *shouts* TA-KA-SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

Let’s just say there was some “And you told me to delete the photo? Imagine if I actually deleted it?” smug Shiro.

  • me: theres the guy i really like what should i do
  • earth signs: just be honest with your feelings, tell them what you think. if they don't like you back thats their loss! then it wasn't meant to be.
  • air signs: oh.. man.. idk.. Just like.. idk like talk to them.. say hi.. *slurps drink* i'm sorry what were you saying again?
  • water signs: omg if you have that connection and you both feel it then it will be alright like *cries, unless they're scorpio* you just gotta feel it man, like in your soul
If You Won’t Love Yourself, We Will

Originally posted by amynelsons

Request: Hiya. Its me again. I’m sorry 😳 but um, I was wondering if you could do an Ethan imagine (I frickin love Ethan) where y/n isn’t very skinny and is slightly overweight and is so self concious of her body and what not and Ethan is there to tell her encouraging words to.her (it doesn’t have to be romantic but I wouldn’t mind if it is) sorry this is so long

Summary: Fem!Reader is overweight and self conscious about it and Ethan goes and makes her feel better about herself. What a nice guy I love Ethan.

A/N: Hey guys, this request hit very close to home as I too struggle with being self conscious about the way I look and wih body dysmorphia. It sucks, and there are definitely better days than others, and I wanted to kinda depict the way I personally feel on the bad days when I don’t want anyone to see me. It’s unedited because I honestly just didn’t want to reread it and get sad while watching Harry Potter. As always, italics signify the inner monologue of a character. Hope you guys enjoy this one. Also I’m pretty sure I’ve used that gif of Ethan before, but I kinda had to use it for this fic, it’s too perfect not to.

Wordcount: 1190good length, yes?

Request some more guys!

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“It was spur of the moment.”
“You had a list.”

She sheds her sealskin to walk upon land,
searching for things that would make her lover smile for sure.
Odd little human trinkets, bits, and bobbles
she personally doesn’t see the allure.

Her lover awaits her on their rock,
already planning their next adventure.
Her tail dipping in and out of the water as she ponders,
the most dangerous thing she could do while avoiding a lecture.

Their love has spanned all seven seas,
they plunder and steal hand in hand.
They’re known as the Mermaid and the Selkie,
and are together feared across the land.

Tales of them were frequent,
no one knows if they are false or true.
Like the story of the time the Selkie’s skin was stolen,
and the Mermaid turned the thief into siren food.

Or the one about the Mermaid,
being caught in a fisherman’s trap.
No one knows for sure what the Selkie did,
yet to this day the fisherman’s family do not know where he’s at.

Stories fade and get lost to time,
yet one thing is for certain.
The Selkie and the Mermaid are in love,
and if you fuck with one you get a hurtin’.


Sea Sapphics by Beq (me)

anonymous asked:

Allura and Keith giving each other the silent treatment after an argument, both of them too stubborn and prideful to actually apologize, but Keith just starts playing with Allura's hair and kissing her neck and within minutes they're cuddling again and coming to a silent agreement that the argument was dumb anyways.


This is a new head canon 

When I tell my friend who doesn't know Les Mis that I ship É/E
  • <p> <b>Me:</b> I ship Enjonine.<p/><b>Friend:</b> What's that?<p/><b>Me:</b> Éponine x Enjolras<p/><b>Friend:</b> Who are they?<p/><b>Me:</b> They're from Les Misérables<p/><b>Friend:</b> And what's THAT?<p/><b>Me:</b> *1 hour description what Les Mis is*<p/><b>Friend:</b> Okay but who are those people you named an hour ago?<p/><b>Me:</b> *again a 1/2 hour description who they are*<p/><b>Friend:</b> Okay .... but why exactly do you ship them?<p/><b>Me:</b> They are just so cute together!<p/><b>Friend:</b> You think?<p/><b>Me:</b> Yes.<p/><b>Friend:</b> But she's in love with this Mario!<p/><b>Me:</b> MARIUS! And by the way, he marries Cosette.<p/><b>Friend:</b> Okay, okay! But it's not canon!<p/><b>Me:</b> ...<p/><b>Friend:</b> ...<p/><b>Me:</b> Who cares about your lonely soul?<p/><b>Friend:</b> What?!<p/><b>Me:</b> It's a quote from Enjolras.<p/><b>Friend:</b> Bye! *runs off*<p/><b>Me:</b> *triumphant smile*<p/></p>

And I could be enough
And we could be enough
That would be enough 

wow i am so feely lately? it’s been a rough few weeks

i finished painting this- they really relax me and it helps

gon be using this baby for a while <3 again done while listening to hamilton, please watch that musical

also guys, i’m from Spain, but i can see it’s a very hard time you’re going through right now

so to any followers or anyone who needs it, hang in there yea? not telling you not to worry, but you can’t just throw everything away

it’s cheesy but it’ll all get better for y’all, just you wait



This whole fucking scene consists of Ian desperately trying hard not to look Mickey in the eyes because he knows he’s not truly done with Mickey. He’s literally wiping the smile off his fucking face when Mickey makes him laugh!!! By the end of the scene he’s back to trying to not look Mickey in the eyes.
Tell me again how Ian doesn’t love Mickey. (You can’t)

ok but imagine Kara working at a bookstore, and Lena has had a rough day at work so she goes in to get herself a nice book that she can read while she relaxes with a glass (or a bottle) of wine.

Kara approaches her and asks if she can help, and Lena asks for a wlw romance novel. Kara says “well, my personal favorite is ____” and Lena is just like OH U HAVE A PERSONAL FAVORITE OKAY.

a few days later she walks by the bookstore again but Kara isn’t there. the day after she is, and Lena watches her through the window and she’s like damn she’s so cute. She then comes in and tells Kara that she loved the book, and they discuss it for a few minutes until Lena asks her out (◡‿◡✿)

a month later they’re sipping wine on Lena’s couch, each with a book in their hands, their legs intertwined. they often look up from their books to smile at each other (ಥ‿ಥ)

Me: “I love The Hulk’s character.”

Someone: “Uh, his name is Bruce Banner.”

Me: “Don’t talk to me or my two split personality sons with distinctive and separate personalities again.”

The Signs as Simon Lewis Book Quotes
  • Aries: "Lately I've been cross dressing. Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know."
  • Taurus: "You know when someone prefers their own brother over you it isn't a confidence booster."
  • Gemini: "She has a boyfriend. Like, really, really, really has a boyfriend. The nuclear bomb of boyfriends."
  • Cancer: "Please don't ever tell Jace I said he was a badass."
  • Leo: "I don't like flat soda. I don't like crappy boy band pop. I don't like being stuck in traffic. I don't like math homework. I hate Jace. See the difference?"
  • Virgo: "I'd always hopes that when I said 'I love you' to a girl, she'd say 'I know' back, like Leia did to Han in Return of the Jedi."
  • Libra: "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?"
  • Scorpio: "I wouldn't give up loving you. Not for anything. You know what Raphael told me? That I didn't know how to be a good vampire, that vampires accept that they're dead. But as long as I remember what it was like to love you, I'll always feel like I'm alive."
  • Sagittarius: "He looks like he's thinking about something deep and meaningful, but if you ask him what it is, he'll punch you in the face."
  • Capricorn: "Is this where you tell me you're secretly in love with me? Vampire mojo strikes again."
  • Aquarius: "I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider."
  • Pisces: "I don't know who Azazel is. Isn't he the cat from the Smurfs?"

anonymous asked:

Scorpius and Albus explaining to their parents that they're dating on Platform 9 3/4 7th year

Accidentally made this really long (again)…but I reallllly liked writing it and loved the prompt so I’m not even sorry this time ☺️


I was thinking that since it’s our last year, we should tell our parents about our relationship when we’re at King’s Cross. Let me know what you think. Can’t wait to see you!

-Xx Albus


I’m not sure that will go very well, but I think you’re right that we should tell them. Plus, what time would be better to do it than when we won’t see them again until Christmas! See you soon!



Albus was shaking with nerves on the way to King’s Cross. Scorpius acted calm on the outside, but felt like he was going to throw up.

Scorpius arrived first and was waiting on the platform with Draco and Astoria. Not long after, Albus showed up with his family. Draco and Harry exchanged their usual brief nod, but weren’t expecting anything more. Albus had Harry and Ginny walk with him, closer to the Malfoys.

Scorpius stepped forward. The two boys linked hands.

“Mother, Father,” Scorpius began. “This is Albus Potter and he’s my boyfriend.”

“And this is Scorpius Malfoy and we’ve been dating since our 4th year,” Albus addressed his parents.

“We’ve been hiding this from you because we were scared of how you’d react.”

“But seeing as it’s our last year, we wanted to tell you. And we’re hoping that you two,” Albus looked at Harry and Draco. “Will be able to put your past animosities aside…” he trailed off, voice shaking too much to complete his sentence.

“And accept that we’re together,” Scorpius finished for him.

Scorpius removed his hand from Albus’s vice-like grip, and approached Harry. He then stuck his hand out to him, waiting for Harry to shake it. Harry just looked at his hand, hesitant.

“I really love him, you know. I would never hurt him. Or let anyone or anything else hurt him. He’s my whole world.”

Harry let a small smile slip onto his face and shook his hand. Scorpius then looked to Ginny, who smiled at him.

“You have our blessing,” she told him.

“Please Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy,” Albus begged. “You have no idea how much Scorpius means to me. I can’t even put it into words.”

“I think it would be better if you called us Draco and Astoria, if you’re going to be with our son,” Draco told him.

Albus beamed at them.

“I- really?” Albus couldn’t believe how easy it had been.

Astoria smiled nodded.

“Thank you so much Mr. and Mrs.- I mean Draco and Astoria!”

Albus turned to his Scorpius, who was watching him with a smile.

“Scorpius they said-”

“I know, love. I was right here, remember?” He laughed and winked at Albus before wrapping him in his arms and kissing one of his blushing cheeks. “You’re adorable when you blush, you know,” he mumbled into Albus’s ear, which of course had the desired effect of making him blush even more.

“Scorp…stop,” Albus said softly and pushed him away, remembering that their parents were still watching them, although they had smiles on their faces.

Draco cleared his throat and turned to Harry and Ginny.

“Although it’s quite a while away, perhaps the Potters would like to join us for dinner when the boys are back for Christmas?”

“I think that would be very nice, thank you,” Harry answered with a smile.

“Well, you two better get on the train then. It’ll be leaving in a few minutes,” Astoria told them.

They nodded and said their goodbyes before taking their seats on the train.

“Scorpius, I can’t believe how easy that was! They were totally okay with it!”

Albus couldn’t keep the smile off of his face.

“Well, it’s not like we needed their permission…we would have stayed together either way, right?” Scorpius raised an eyebrow at him.

“W-well yeah! I just meant that, well, you know. It makes it easier if they-”

Scorpius laughed and cut him off.

“I know, Al. I just like seeing you get all worked up and flustered.”

He smirked at the dark-haired boy.

Albus huffed and crossed his arms, but still blushed.

“Oh c’mon, love. Don’t get an attitude with me. We’re supposed to be happy right now.”

He leaned in and started pressing soft kisses to Albus’s forehead, nose, cheeks, chin, jaw, and then back up to his lips.

Albus kissed him back and then pulled away grinning.

“I love you so much, Scorp.”

“I know.”

Albus gave him a pointed look which made Scorpius laugh.

“I love you too, Albus,” he said and then kissed him again.

  • Please be mine: I can't stop the rain from falling
  • Can't stop my heart from calling you
  • Hold on: When you love someone and they break your heart, don’t give up on love, have faith, restart. Just hold on.
  • Goodnight and Goodbye: I feel like we have fallen apart, open up your eyes girl and see, how wonderful this love could be.
  • Hello Beautiful: 'cause I could go across the world, see everything and never be satisfied, if I couldn't see those eyes.
  • Still in love with you: But your smile still makes my heart sing another sad song, I can't forget it, I won't regret it.
  • Australia: The only thing you knew was true has just walked out of your life. How does it feel?
  • When you look me in the eyes: Dreams can't take the place of loving you, there's gotta be a million reasons why it's true.
  • Inseparable: We can stop for hours just staring at the stars, they shine down to show us that you know when the sun forgets to shine, I'll be there to hold you through the night and we'll be running so fast we can fly tonight.
  • Hollywood: Fallen soldiers, all around us, but we're still standing strong. Embarrassing and contradicting 'cause now we're making headlines, primetime, saying "what a story!". Billboards, packed tours. Don't forget you can try to break us and make us fall apart, but the fires in our hearts.
  • Take a breath: People change and promises are broken, clouds can move and skies will be wide open. Don't forget to take a breath.
  • Out of this world: Said she'd seen it all before, made me wonder even more.
  • Lovebug: I kissed her for the first time yesterday, everything I wished that it would be. Suddenly I forgot how to speak. Hopeless, breathless, baby can't you see?
  • Tonight: Every single word's been said, broke each other's hearts again. As the starlit sky begins to shine, we're breakin' down, she screams out.
  • Can't have you: I don't wanna fall asleep 'cause I don't know if I'll get up, and I don't wanna cause a scene, but I'm dyin' without your love. Begging to hear your voice tell me you love me too.
  • Video girl: They're all the same, they all want the money, they're all insane, they live for fame, honey. They laugh at you when you're not even bein' funny.
  • Pushin' me away: Spinning round these walls are falling down and I need you.
  • Sorry: Filled with sorrow, filled with pain, knowing that I am to blame ror leavin' your heart out in the rain. And I know your gonna walk away, leave me with the price to pay, before you go I wanted to say that I'm sorry.
  • A little bit longer: And you don't know what it's like to feel so low and every time you smile, you laugh, you glow.
  • Before the storm: Just thinking back to where we started and how we lost all that we are. We were young, and times were easy, but I could see it's not the same. I'm standing here, but you don't see me, give it all for that to change.
  • Much better: Get a rep for breakin' hearts, now I'm done with super stars and all the tears on her guitar, I'm not bitter // I believe that the road that people lead, helps you find the one you need.
  • Black keys: She hates the sun 'cause it proves she's not alone and the world doesn't revolve around her soul. She loves the sky 'cause it validates her pride, never lets her know when she is wrong.
  • Turn right: Pick up all your tears, throw 'em in your backseat, leave without a second glance.
  • Don't Speak: There's a lot that you don't notice, when you read between the lines. The future's out of focus, when you're blinded by the light. It's a hope for all the hopeless in the worst of trying times. I resort to being speechless 'cause I don't want to lie.
  • Poison Ivy: I just got back from the doctor, he told me that I had a problem, but I realized it's you.
  • Fly with me: Maybe you were just afraid, knowing you were miles away from the place where you needed to be and that's right here with me.
  • Paranoid: I make the most of all the stress, I try to live without regrets but I'm about to break a sweat, I'm freakin' out. It's like a poison in my brain, it's like a fog that blurs the sane, it's like a vine you can't untangle. I'm freakin' out