tell me your secret)

ANON/HONESTY HOUR
  • tell me about your crush!!!!!!!
  • tell me about your ex
  • tell me about your day
  • tell me about your dreams
  • tell me about your drama
  • tell me about yourself :-)
  • tell me about something awkward/embarrassing
  • tell me about a funny story or something
  • tell me your favourite band/artist/album/song
  • tell me about your favourite meme
  • tell me about your favourite fic
  • tell me a secret ;)
  • tell me who you ship me with
  • tell me a lame joke/bad pick-up line
  • tell me about your favourite tumblr user(s)
  • tell me about your least favourite tumblr user(s)
  • tell me what you’re thinking about
  • tell me your assumptions about me
  • tell me your feelings about me
  • tell me why you started following me
  • tell me why I’m problematic
  • ask for advice
  • ask for fic recs
  • ask for song recs
  • ask me weird questions
  • ask me personal questions
  • ask me random questions
  • ask me deep questions
  • ask for makeup recs/tips
  • ask me my “top 5″ anything
  • give makeup recs/tips
  • ask for hair dying tips
  • send me headcannons
  • send me blurb/fic/oneshot ideas
  • send me blurbs!!!!!
  • send me song recs
  • send me unpopular opinions
  • send me your zodiac sign and I will tell you if I’d date you or not
  • send me a url and I will tell you what I think about that person
  • send me your honest opinion of me
  • confess your sins
  • fangirl about stuff!!!
  • rant about stuff!!!
  • gossip about stuff!!!
  • vent about stuff!!!
  • give me playlist ideas
  • maybe give me some fic recs? please
  • make me choose between two things
  • most likely to
  • fuck marry kill
  • truth or dare
  • would you rather
  • let’s talk about the sex because sex ed isn’t talked about enough
  • fuel my ego and tell me your favourite things about me
  • talk to me about astrology stuff!!!
  • talk to me about aliens!!!
  • write an “about me” pretending to be me
  • describe me in three words or less
  • if I was a stereotype in a movie what would I be?
  • go on anon and drag me
  • ask me about anything
  • talk to me about anything
  • I will answer every ask I get nothing will go unanswered
  • seriously just please come talk to me (✿◕ ‿◕ฺ)ノ))。₀: *゜
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better run n hide before the boss finds out

100 NON-SEXUAL WAYS TO MAKE HER FEEL LITTLE

Help me tie my shoes

Wash my hair in the bath

Pet me

Pick out my clothes

Pull me into your lap

Get my paci if you notice me chewing my lip

Cuddle me

Make me giggle

Use my little dishes for a meal

Bring me a drink in a sippy cup

Stick a crazy straw in my drink

Hold my hand in public

Order for me at a restaurant

Drive me places (and pick me up)

Go to my doctor’s appointments with me

Help me make tough choices

Let me fall asleep on you

Ask me to help you with things

Tell me when I’m a good girl

Tell me if I make you proud

Take care of me when I’m sick

Remind me to take my medicine

Suggest naptime, especially if I’m crabby

Read to me

Ask me about my favorite things; tell me about yours

Whisper secrets to me

Teach me new things

Remember my plushies’ names

Ask about my plushies and toys

Tuck me in at night

Remind me of bedtime

Ask if I remembered to do things

Kiss the top of my head or forehead

Color with me

Check for mean-monsters

Listen to my excited-babbles

Play pretend with me

Take me to a park

Push me on the swings

Let me pick the movie

Tell me I’m cute/adorable

Kiss my owies

Use awesome band-aids

Surprise me

Get me little gifts

Set up a bubble bath

Let me draw a tiny heart on you

Check on my planner

Make music with me

Pick my jammies

Cook with me

Take me to the zoo

Take me to the library

Plan and go on a picnic

Take a walk with me

Take me stargazing

Visit a museum with me

Paint my toenails

Make sure I have something to cuddle

Invite me to a tea party

Ask about my imaginary friends

Plan a themed date night

Play board games with me

Play video games with me (or watch me play them)

Do arts and crafts with me

Give me candy/sweets

Make me hot cocoa with marshmallows

Blanket. Forts.

Show me a place I’ve never seen before

Whisper “shhh” in my ear when I’m upset

Wipe away my tears

Take me to see a kiddy movie in the theatre

Sing with me when I break out into song

Call me “princess,” “little one,” “kitten,” “bunny,” “girl,” or “doll”

Appreciate little gifts I make/give you

Make a funny face at me in public

Scoop me up princess-style

Watch cartoons with me

Make me a healthy snack

Make a meal of special little foods

Give me an allowance

Have me complete chores

Remind me to wash my hands before I eat

Get things from places I can’t reach

Rub my tummy when it hurts

Start a pillow fight

Shoot me with a water gun or nerf gun

Quote from my favorite books and movies

Ask me silly questions

Try to win me a prize

Take me somewhere I need to dress up to go to

Ruffle my hair

Boop my nose if my emotions are getting too intense

Let me wear your t-shirt/hoodie

Write a note and leave it somewhere for me to find

Congratulate me for doing something difficult

Start my sleepy music at night

Take me to an amusement park

Take selfies/photobooth pictures with me

Make a pinky promise with me

🍼✨💗

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QUESTION: Define ‘Best Friend’.

RIVER: “Someone you can tell all your secrets to. For me it’s a guy you enjoy being with, a guy you love and a guy you care about. Keanu is my buddy, dude.”

KEANU: “I’ve always loved you, River. River is my best friend and I don’t have many of them.”

RIVER: “That’s really sweet, Keany.”

stationery-themed asks!!

gel pen: when are you most comfortable?
ballpoint pen: tell me about the day you’ve just had
fineliner: what’s your greatest achievement?
highlighter: what are your best qualities?
greylead: what is something you want to try for the first time?
felt-tip: describe your aesthetic
crayon: your earliest childhood memory
scrapbook: something from your childhood that makes you smile
sketching pad: describe yourself from a stranger’s point of view
notebook: what’s your favourite quote?
paper: what kind of book would you write?
stapler: out of all the people you know, who do you think you are closest to?
glue stick: what do you look for in a lasting relationship/friendship?
tape: tell me about your longest friendship
ruler: what line will you never cross?
eraser: what do you consider to be your biggest mistake?
scissors: ever had a bad break-up?
calculator: list fifteen things that make you happy
protractor: an unpopular opinion/angle you have on an issue
sticky note: something about yourself you’d like to change
stamp: a date that’s special for you and why
bookmark: a book that means a lot to you and why
folder: describe your family
whiteboard: tell me your plans for tomorrow
blackboard: tell me about a memory that has affected who you are today
pinboard: what are you focusing on in your life right now?
tablet: tell me your plans for the future
stencil: who are your role models?
envelope: tell me a secret

take your time but please tell me the secret on how to be better. I am the night sky and a dimly lit room all in the same sentence and I don’t really know where to put the period. some days I am better and I’m here with this abundance of love in my heart and the other days I am all alone and no way to cope with the sadness. give me the grass stained jeans and give me the love I used to feel but not while in the arms of others. I’m not alone but sometimes I am. let me learn how to cope with the bad days and let me learn how to find comfort in my own arms and my own bed and then I swear I can give them the best parts of me after that. let me learn how to feel innocent and lovely again. let me learn how to heal again. let me learn.
—  let me learn how to heal again
  • Iron Man: you gotta help me fight Captain America or I'll tell Aunt May your secret identity
  • Spider-man: why are you fighting Captain America?
  • Iron Man: he refuses to sign the Sokovia accords which would install oversight for superheroes and require them to disclose their identities
  • Spider-man: and if we win this fight.... this law would go into full effect?
  • Iron Man: that's right!
  • Spider-man: I mean.... that just sounds like you telling Aunt May my secret identity anyway but with... more steps...

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I want so much more than small talk.

I don’t want to hear about the weather. I want to know about your deepest fears and your biggest secrets.

Tell me your pet peeves. Tell me your hopes and dreams. Tell me something you’ve never told anyone before.

Stay up late with me on the phone and talk about the things that are meaningful to you.

You mean more to me than small talk.

I don’t care about the weather. I care about you.

—  small talk.

There she was, at 4am, in your bed. You loved her then, didn’t you? She was wearing your duvet like a cape, with her head poking out. She loved you back; she really did.

You said, “I don’t know what to do. I’ve never met anyone like you.”

She said simply, “kiss me.”

So you did. You lifted her chin and kissed her mouth and swallowed her giggles whole. You felt her sunshine fill your lungs as she wrapped her arms around your neck. You felt the duvet fall as she leant forward.

“Tell me a secret,” she said.

She was always saying these things.

“I’ve told you everything already,“ you said. Your lips were on her neck.

“Tell me a secret,” she repeated.

“Okay,” you sighed, “I love you.”

“Tell me a secret.“

"I’ve always loved you.”

—  S. Zhao