tell me this doesnt kill you

Have you ever read something and thought “I wonder why this company has such a good reputation for taking care of its employees?” because i damn sure am wondering right now how publix has maintained a reputation as an employee friendly workplace for so long when they are passing these out during what is set to be one of the most destructive hurricanes to hit florida in history.

my friend sent this to me earlier today so i could put this online for them, and I want everyone of you to look at that piece of paper; look capitalism in the face and tell me it doesnt kill people

publix should be ashamed to be so undeniably morally bankrupt that they would put employees in a position where if they dont, defy police orders for their own safety and risk their lives for the capital gains of the company they could lose their livelihood AND THEN BULLSHIT THEIR WAY THROUGH WITH SOME COCKED UP EXCUSED ABOUT STAYING OPEN TO SERVE THE COMMUNITY.

you know who’s closed through the duration of the hurricane? 

walmart

fucking walmart

known for being one of the scroungiest businesses around.

I want this to blow up in publix’ face, I want there to be public outcry I want them to be completely shamed into rescinding these not only for the sheer principal but for the safety of those who are going to be coerced out into life threatening situations by this, just so they could try and get to work during a deadly storm for no extra pay.

so please share this, put it on your twitter, tag it, send it to your friends and share the outrage. 

shame this company into letting their employees stay safe

Rumor
  • Minho: There's a rumor going around, you know.
  • You: What rumor?
  • Minho: Apparently there's this guy who really likes you but doesnt have the guts to tell you.
  • You: Who is it?
  • Minho: He'd kill me if I told you.
  • You: I thought we were best friends.
  • Minho: He's also one of my best friends.
  • You: Minho, you're only other best friends are Thomas, and Newt and it's definitely not one of them.
  • -
  • Thomas: Hey (Y/N), I heard about the guy who's in love with you.
  • You: Oh, so he's in love with me?
  • Newt: No he isnt.
  • You: Can't you shanks just admit that there is no guy. If there were, you'd at the least give me a name.
  • Thomas: Mm, no names. But you know him. *winks*
  • (walk away)
  • You: I know everyone in the bloody glade.
  • -
  • Minho: Do you want to know more about your secret admirer?
  • You: Not really.
  • Minho: And why not?
  • You: Because you shanks are playing with me.
  • -
  • Newt: You alright?
  • You: *laughs* Just doing my best to stay away from the boys and their secret admirer crap.
  • Newt: Don't think you have one?
  • You: Have you met the boys? Of course not. Besides if there were, I dont understand why he wouldn't talk to me.
  • Newt: Maybe he's afraid you won't like him back.
  • You: How will he ever know if he wont talk to me?
  • Newt: Give the shank a break, he's a shy one.
  • You: So you know him?
  • Newt: *under his breath* Better than you'd think.
  • -
  • You: The hints you gave me about the guy.. Are they true?
  • Minho: Yeah he's a shy dude, one of my best friends and won't shut up about you when you're not around.
  • You: I think I have a clue about who it is.
  • Minho: It's not all that hard to tell if your pay attention to the way he looks at you.
  • You: What if it's the guy I'm thinking of?
  • Minho: I think you know exactly who he is, (Y/N).
  • -
  • You: Guess what? I found out who the secret admirer is.
  • Newt: Oh..how?
  • You: Doesn't matter. Do you think now I know he'll grow a pair and ask me out?
  • Newt: If he does, will you say yes?
  • You: Only if he stops referring to himself in the third person.
  • Newt: Okay (Y/N), would you like to go out with me?
  • You: Y'know I always had a thing for boys with accents.
Hamilton as things people in my math tutoring class have said PART TWO

time to bring back my most popular post ever with another post that won’t get as many notes!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!1!11!! these are things that were said during the great math class revolt of ‘17 in which we all sat outside our math class’ garage 

burr - *that one kid sitting inside and not revolting and actually doing his damn work* what the hell are you guys doing. 

washington - why the fuck did you re-elect me as president of the math class revolt i could literally care fucking less

laurens- this is basically a pride parade, right? yay gay!

mulligan - if this lasts more than two minutes i need a bunch of alcoholic beverages

lafayette - liberte! égalité! frappucino! crossant!

eliza - i brought cookies!

angelica - this means FEMINISM!! *male screams in the background*

hamilton - *hawk screech* ‘murica 

phillip - i don’t know about you but i want to punch someone. in the feels.

maria - LET ME STRIP DANCE ON HIS CAR

jefferson - why, its hotter than peach puddin’ on a basket full of bees, y'all. 

madison - *walks away and doesnt come back for forty minutes* * returns with three dogs and a donut* im going to kill my self. 

peggy - i want to assist you but i am afraid that i am short in both accomplishments, size, height, talent, and intelligence to be of  service. 

eacker - can i break his car? *whispers* and his dignity?  

seabury - HES GOING TO TELL OUR PARENTS GUYS COME BACK INSIDE. 

king george III - *my math teacher* just come inside already jesus. 

Sansa: *apologizes to Jon about how bad she treated him in the past and asks for his forgiveness*

Fandom: ……

Sansa: *Makes Jon clothes with the house stark sigil on it*

Fandom: ……..

Sansa: *Encourages Jon to keep going after he apparently gave up on fighting*

Fandom: ……

Sansa: *Tells Jon he should have the Lord’s chambers in winterfell (basically saying she doesn’t want to rule and he should)*

Fandom: ……..

Sansa (to jon): You are (a stark) to me.

Fandom: ……..

Sansa: *smiles at Jon while he is giving his speech*

Fandom: …….

Sansa: *Makes a sour face while looking at Littlefinger at the end of the episode*

Fandom: I KNEW IT!! THIS BITCH CAN’T BE TRUSTED!! SHE IS GONNA BETRAY JON!! SHE HATES JON!!! KILL THE WITCH I SAID KILL HER OFF!!!!

please look at this and tell me it doesnt look like an album cover

heres something to help you imagine

Merlin and the Knights’ self titled breakout album, featuring these famously catchy singles:

“Why Are We Stopping People From Killing Uther”

“Leon is Too Single”

“Why Doesn’t Percival Have Sleeves Isn’t That Less Safe For Him”

“When I Say ‘Your Sword’ I’m Actually Talking About Your Penis”

“Morgana Is Evil But Still Hotter Than You”

“I Don’t Trust Agravaine”

and finally,

“Wow I Was So Right About Him”

I’m worried… He thinks Jesse thinks little of him for some reason…?

Porter Robinson quote starters

  Source of quotes


“ my freaking fans are the freaking best. freak “

“ wow im so adorable wow wow “

“ fuck the sore throat fairy. “

“ one of my favorite memories of the last year was telling _____ about my new music and him offering to be my therapist “

“ i played stepmania in front of my manager today and he asked me what was wrong with me “

“ list of things my cold is keeping me from doing: breathing “

“ THESE JORDANS IS ELDERLY FUCCBOI “

“ i am and always have been secretly a robot “

“ my favorite feature is clicking to an unloaded part of the video, and youtube stops loading and forces you to refresh “

“ the entire athleticwear fad has been insanely convenient and comfy “

“ pump it up plebs “

“ tropical pineapple fuck offf “

“ this is me suppressing my hateriest impulses “

“ i forgot to breathe “

“ SECURITY GUARDS WERE THREATENING TO KILL EACH OTHER LMAO “

“ what’s an ekowraith “

“ this ‘very decent christmas’ compilation makes me wanna go to xmas party djed by ____ in a santa hat he doesnt seem to know he’s wearing“

“ SHE WENT INNNNNNNNNNNN “

“ you guys are my favorites (i have favorites). “

“ i’m being an insomniac piece of shit “

“ i will fuck you up at age of empires “

“ y'all are some straight-up buttlickers for not sending me or even telling me about krmt “

“ attn all boyfriends of twitter: may you all give jim halpert-tier gifts this year “

“ I’ll be the one dying “

“ Ideally, I’d be waking up at 7am on my farm “

“ untz untz untz untz “

“ Ay I will ay~ “

“ i tossed that fucker off “

“ Stand up and get out of my cool guy crouch “

“ Now i know how Olympic athletes feel “

“ I’m making smoke over here “

“ Our beautiful child has be ruined “

“ I’m starting to make weird faces, i can feel it “

“ we are definitely absolutely in the club “

“ my hand hurts! “

“ And there’s no question i think that i like cute things and shit “

“ These are kind of like Star Wars galaxies “

“ i like crying about moe girls “

“ put a fucking shirt on you bro “

“ im fucking crying and sad “

“ oh man, in game music is playing “

“ windows media player, killin it “

“ i’m the realist “

“ you can be a guy who plays a weird flute “

“ i was lmaoin “

“ now that i have your attention, check this out: people in australia think it’s funny that we say “badass” “

“ funny meme rukes. good shit “

“ I dreamed last night that I met Wolfgang Gartner. He didn’t know Say my Name. “

“ name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-nam “

“ this baristas name is tiff tiff “

“ neek thiyah “

“ meme-free since 1992 “

“ i couldnt find the version of the tour poster that had giraffage’s name on it so i improvised with ms paint “

“ .. join us…. “

“ (glances at watch, groans) “

“ im looking forward to corporate twitter accounts attempting the doge meme well into the year 2017 “

“ i woke up at 6:00 AM feeling sick and having a weird, delirious dream about needing to turn in a mixtape today “

“ eating poutine does nothing for me. “

“ im pretty sure the best way to characterize the amount of ice cream i just ate is “illegal” “

“ when someone starts talking while i’m trying to show them a song, i will 1) hate them 2) passive aggressively triple the volume right away “

“ I just burned the hell out of my hand on steam. “

“ WE GET TO LIVE ON A FUCKING SCIFI PLANET WHERE THERE’S GIANT AMORPHOUS NEBULAS OF FLOATING WATER IN THE SKY “

“ You got gengar eyes “

“ someone just approached me & asked 1. are you in a rockband 2. are you on the Disney channel “because you look famous”. answered yes to both “

“ snapchats i have received so far: shirtless dudes, videos of college girls smoking blunts, pictures of cats “

“ that sneeze felt so good that i got chills “

  • someone: that new 21p music video looked really cool did you see that burning car?
  • me: THIS VIDEO IS NOT ONLY A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE, IT TELLS US HOW TYLER IMAGINES BLURRYFACE WHOS DRIVING THE CAR AS IN TAXI CAB BUT DARKER, HE DESTROYS THE CLIQUE AND ALSO BLURRYFACE ERA BUT HE DOESNT KILL JOSH AT ALL AND TYLER IS FINALLY ABLE TO HANDLE HIS DEMONS AND ESCAPE BLURRYFACE WHO DIES AT LAST BUT IN THE END IT WAS ALL JUST IMAGINATION AND BLURRYFACE IS STILL OUT THERE SO WHAT IS GOING ON also the car looked pretty amazing just like the beautiful josh dun and the egg™ starring Tyler Joseph
Jasper´s life sucks

>fighting from the day you were born
>your sisters are defective and disgusting by society´s standards
>but you´re perfect so let’s take you away from them to fight in the big fights
>rose quartz kills his diamond
>she wants to kill her, but in all of the war she never even gets to see her in person.
>the war makes her hate her own planet
>war ends and she didn´t avenge her mommy
>spends the next thousands of years doing jack shit
>a peridot forces her to go back to the home she hates
>well at least I can finally kill rose quartz and avenge my mommy
>turns out she shapeshifted into a fat human and doesn´t even wanna fight you
>you beat her and take her minions prisoners without resistance
>the fusion escapes and kicks your ass and breaks your ship, stranding you on earth
>ok but if i fuse with lapis i will kill them
>lol, nope. she traps you in a fusion of hell
>months suffering under the sea
>but then you finally start to enjoy it. finally something good for once
>nevermind the crystal gems just defused you
>you fall to the water and get left behind while the blue bitch gets to live life in a barn
>after a week of being underwater you finally catch up to her and you propose to her
>rose cock blocks you and the blue bitch punches you so hard you end up in the other side of the world

>starts planning an attack, collecting those gem monsters
>who knows what they are and who cares, im collecting them
>bring those ugly fuckers to your home and imprison them like rose imprisoned you
>show up to her house to impress rose, showing her army
>kicks the shit out of that ugly ass amethyst who deserves to die
>but rose can’t let me have anything good so she takes her gem away from me before i can shatter the ugly purple fuck
>fusion beats me once again
>ok but next time rose.next time….
>rose, the purple fuck and the peridot who brought you here show up to try to beat you
>whatever i can take them down
>except they fuse and fucking kick the shit out of you again
>at this point you´re suicidal so you decide to fuse with a corrupted gem monster so you can at least take them down with you
>Lol nope
>rose quartz offers you the deal she gave to lesser people
>you tell her to fuck off because she killed your mommy
>except she doesnt even know who pink diamond is
>the last moments of sanity you have is a sunken realization that the fat kid you´ve been searching is indeed just a fat kid and not rose quartz, and everything you have done for months is pointless

>months later your family ends up liking the purple fuck more than you

And if we go by what the trial implies:
>the killer you´ve been searching your entire life was framed and you´ve been serving your mother´s killers

So instead of watching new anime like a normal person ive decided to rewatch Madoka for like the 4th time while at the gym. 10 mile run last night conclusions are as follows:

  • the music and the backgrounds are like A+ 10/10 especially the intense as fuck orchestral stuff
  • I never noticed they changed the ED??? for the first few eps it’s something cute and light and then the ep that ends with Mami’s death cuts into that chilling glitching dark ED and holy shit it’s an impact
  • the episode after Mami’s death is entitled “miracles and magic do exist” and i bet that was such a red herring while it was airing like it sounds like they can bring Mami back to life. Nope.
  • speaking of that–neither Sayaka nor Madoka considered using their wish to bring Mami back to life. On the one hand I understand they were scared senseless but on the other hand cold.
  • i didn’t cry at Mami’s death but the scene where Madoka goes alone to Mami’s empty apartment Got Me Good. they cut to the dishes still sitting unwashed in the sink and i knew i was a goner
  • then the part where Homura’s like “yeah this is what happens to magical girls they die and are forgotten” and Madoka answers “ill never forget Mami” and wow ouch the irony sorry Homura
  • im laughing a lil at the scene where Madoka goes to talk to Homura after Sayaka made her contract like. Madoka’s there like “im just a little bit worried about Sayaka. im probably overreacting but do you think maybe you could look out for her so my mind can be at ease?” and Homura straight up answers “Give up on her.” like wow ouch. Madoka, “I’m just an eensy bit worried can you help some.” Homura “Lmao no she’s dead already.” Madoka “!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!”
  • the whole confrontation between Kyoko and Sayaka was like super weirdly familiar and I realized it’s p much a direct mirror of the ABoT Teru v. Ritsu fight like. w e l p/
  • older, more-experienced, violent & abrasive character shows up to put newly-powered, naive, less-experienced, idealistic character in their place (also telling them to give it up and get off their turf.) naive character doesnt know the back down and gets absolutely curb-stomped.  me watching the Kyoko vs. Sayaka battle: “ABoT chapters 15&16 are looking good”
  • also it’s super jarring to swtich from BNHA to Madoka like “Fun competitive tournament for optimistic children aiming to be heroes!!” –> “your naivety will kill you and no one is coming to save you”

anonymous asked:

I would like to ask a ??, okay so Kylo killed Han and Rey adores Han. Now, how will a romance bet. kylo and rey bloom? and dont tell me abt force bond, thats not how the force works. I mean would you be able to love the man who killed his dad who happens to be ur friend and sort of idol? im a kylo fan and as much i'd like to some forbidden reylo romance it just doesnt make sense? altho bit similar but reylo and revanbastilla is very different.

I’m going to be real here for a minute. Rey knew Han for how long? A day? She planned to go back to Jakku even when Han offered her a job. So she was going to forget he even existed.

How do I think a romance will bloom? I think Luke will tell her about the abuse and grooming that Kylo has been fighting against for his entire life. And I think that will make her have compassion for him.

Obviously Kylo already has an interest in Rey. Maybe he will do something to change her mind about him. Like turning on Snoke. Maybe Snoke will threaten Rey or his mother.

So yes, I do believe it’s very possible for a romance.

Bumi Things
  • because he couldn’t bend, Aang taught Bumi how to play every instrument he could think of so he would feel special
  • bumi was a mama’s boy from day one
  • bumi could kick your ass in .3 second by the time he was five, bender or not
  • bumi got in trouble at school once for beating up a boy that made fun of him for being the avatars son and not being able to bend
  • “look at your face and tell me i cant bend” (bumi broke his nose)
  • uncle sokka showing bumi around the ways of the trusty boomerang
  • bumi actually getting pretty good at it
  • “sokka! you are not letting bumi play with that- katara! sokka’s letting-” “run, run, run!”
  • bumi was incredibly good with animals
  • baby bumi was protected by momo in his crib
  • bumi’s four when kya is born
  • bumi was (and still is) fiercely protective of kya
  • for the longest time, kya doesn’t bend and bumi is incredibly excited to have a sister just like him
  • when kyas 3 she accidentally freezes a pond her and bumi are playing in and it’s all waterbending all the time from that point on
  • he still loves his sister all the same but wishes that his dad was as excited when kya froze that pond when he mastered another instrument 
  • for every water bending outing katara takes kya on, bumi gets another wherever he wants to go, just him and mom
  • (katara always proposed it in a way that it doesnt seem like catch up for kya’s trips)
  • aang teaches bumi all his best jokes
  • bumi has his mothers penguin catching spirit and his fathers penguin sledding spirit
  • bumi sometimes tagged along on kya’s waterbending outings and practiced the form with them (maybe he would start bending, right? maybe he just wasnt doing it right..)
  • bumis crying by that same stupid pond when four year kya finds him and hugs him so gently he cries for different reasons
  • bumis eight when tenzins born
  • bumi was holding tenzin when he was seven months old when he first blew a gust of air into him so hard they both end up crying (go figure, an airbender…)
  • “way to rub it in, tenzin”
  • izumi is about the same age as bumi
  • when hes six, bumi asks his mom to get him the prettiest flowers at the flower shop and gives them to izumi
  • izumi burns them
  • little lin scares the living shit out of bumi (and everyone else) after she lifts a bolder above his head that couldve easily killed him when he accidentally bumped into her
  • bumi always somehow getting stuck babysitting
  • “but mom! izumis a month older than me! why do i have to watch su? she’s not even potty trained!”
  • bumi holding a crying kya whos struggling to figure out why she doesnt like boys yet
  • bumi being the first person she told when she kissed lin when she was 13
  • “you did not kiss a girl before i did”
  • bumi also being the first person tenzin tells three years later that he kissed lin
  • “what? why are you making that face?”
  • uncle zuko letting bumi come down and visit him 
  • zuko sparks his interest in the united forces, unintentionally
  • awkward teen bumi hanging around the fire nation and running into ty lee (who he definitely didnt have a crush on from his mom and dad stories) who teaches him to always show humility and not to demonize the enemy
  • when bumi finally joins the united forces he writes to his family, guilt ridden, telling them that he got kidnapped as if to make the whole peaceful air nomad thing easier
  • he also writes to kya telling her the truth
  • bumi finds out tenzins going to get his tats, takes a leave in the united forces, and stays with poor faint hearted tenzin the entire time, telling him his war stories to get his mind off the pain
  • bumi keeping tabs on kya when she flits around the world, finding herself (cause that’s what he was doing, wasn’t he?)
  • bumi taking a young kid, bum-ju (not that he’d ever tell thats who bum-ju was really named after) in the united forces under his wing
  • bumi coming to consider bum a son
  • bumi helping bum rise through the ranks, protecting the world side by side
  • bumi being devastated when bum dies in combat
  • bumi putting all of his hurt aside and staying with his mom and kya when his father dies for as long as he can before he reluctantly has to return to duty
  • bumi actually does end up dating izumi, if only for a little bit
  • bumi and izumi deciding that they’re better off friends
  • bumi helping izumi through her first pregnancy (hes stationed in the fire nation) and staying with her through Iroh’s birth when her husband dies
  • bumi getting a letter from izumi a few years later with her new husband and new little girl
  • bumi being there for the birth of all of tenzin’s children, too, pre rohan
  • bumi always bearing weird gifts to the his nieces and nephew 
  • bumi getting meelo his own boomerang (that tenzin keeps neatly under a glass dome that meelo can observe
  • bumi having heart to hearts with jinora about being the oldest
  • bumi teaching ikki all the jokes his dad him to one up her little brother
  • bumi tossing rohan extra high in the air with a gust of air he doesnt let pema see
  • bumi breaking down and crying when he tells his mom that he can air bend
  • in the same breath, bumi comforting kya about being the only non air bending cloud baby 
  • bumi branching out, not only knitting things for bum-ju but for his family too
  • bumi finally visiting bum-ju’s grave (bum-ju comes with him)
  • bumi volunteering to test any and all inventions asami makes
  • bumi telling his war stories to varrick, who turns them into movers
  • others, zhu li turns into books
  • bumi urging kya to talk to asami about her harbored feelings toward korra 
  • “why me?” “i dunno i figured it was a gay thing?”
  • bumi laughing until his stomach aches with bolin
  • bumi meditating in mako’s company
  • bumi taking it upon himself to be the comic relief korra needs
  • bumi feeling a huge burst of pride when korra says that shes proud of him before she shakes her head and apologizing awkwardly
  • “i dont know what that was about”
  • bumi belonging somewhere, being apart of his family as a respected equal
  • idk bumi 
  • i have a lot of feelings about bumi
things maybe those other novelization posts missed

there’s been a couple of posts about the novelization highlights going around but whatever the world needs my thoughts right????

really just a rehash of my livetweeting sometimes direct copy and paste but whatever. LMAO THIS IS LIKE 5 PAGES LONG WELP SORRY FRIENDS. 

  • Even the excerpts from the rogue one novelization have not prepared me for the utter DRAMA that is cassian andor in this book omg
  • everything about bodhi rook made me cry. HE DOUBTS HIMSELF. THE ONLY THING HE’S SURE OF IS THAT HE’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
  • WHEN JYN IS AT THE LABOR CAMP JUST SO WE’RE ALL CLEAR SHE’D “RUN OUT OF FRIENDS.” SHE WAS WAITING TO DIE. HER CELLMATE HAD EVEN SAID SHE WAS GOING TO KILL HER AND JYN WAS LIKE “eh, the fight will at least be entertaining. I’m pretty bored so”
  • Hi. Just wanted to let you know that after Cassian said like 10 words to Jyn, she was imagining them on a date.
  • Jyn also is careful to try and shield cassian from a blast in Jedha city like you know just for safety and stuff. And standing close to each other. SAFETY THO.
  • Cassian: I’m cold, I bet Jyn’s cold. I’m tired, she’s probably exhausted. She beat the shit out of those guys, IS SHE CONCUSSED? CHILL, BUD
  • the. entire. time.
  • cassian really cannot stop thinking about jyn and how she’s fucking up his job/mission/life AND YET
  • the thing is CASSIAN IS VERY GOOD AT HIS JOB AS AN INTELLIGENCE OFFICER. he’s wildly good at it. and he’s sharp. so smart. the book constantly shows him sifting through his mental catalog of info he’s VERY SMART AND VERY PROFICIENT AT HIS JOB

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draconia52  asked:

I know it has been said that Tony is a super strong vamp and shouldn't be messed with, but what if another really strong vampire confronts him and fights him? Tony gets injured? How will Steve react and take care of him? I imagine Tony saying he is fine, but is clearly not, and Steve freaking out

Seeing Tony hurt shocked Steve to his core, but it was seeing Tony heal that really grossed him out. 

Tony wouldn’t say how he had gotten nearly sliced in half, but Steve could tell the wounds were made by someones hand and not by a knife and that made him sick to his stomach. 

He didn’t know what to do, trying to stop the bleeding with towels, offering to sew Tony up, he just didn’t know what to do, and Tony finally made him sit still while he made a call. 

Within half an hour– an impossibly long half hour where Steve had to watch Tony bleed and get weaker and weaker and not be able to do anything– another Vamp showed up at the hotel, dragging a woman along with him. 

He didnt even spare Steve a glance, just bent over and prodded at the slash marks in Tonys abdomen. “Not poisoned.” he said in a deep voice. “But how did Raza find you?”

“I dont know.” Tony was coughing up blood. “I dont know but it isnt good.” 

“You have grown lazy, now that you have this human.” the vampire scolded. “You are lucky you are not dead.” 

“I know, Rhodes.” Tony lay back, exhausted. “Please just—”

The other vampire nodded shortly and propped Tony up on a few pillows, bringing the woman forward to sit in his lap, and making a deep cut over her neck. 

Then he turned to look at Steve, moving so he blocked the bed from view. “I do not understand why a vampire as powerful as Tony has taken up with you instead of one of own kind, but Ive learned not to ask questions like that. I will tell you, that you probably shouldn’t watch this. You might be enamored with Tony, but seeing him like this will ruin whatever feelings you think you have. You humans think vampires are a novelty when in fact we are monsters.” 

“I– I know what Tony is.” Steve said, sounding braver than he was feeling. “Let me see.” 

Rhodes waited another minute before moving aside, letting Steve see exactly what Tony was doing. 

Tony was killing the woman. 

His teeth were buried in her neck, claws out and nearly shredding her back as he drank, obscene noises from his throat as he swallowed noisily. The woman was dying right in front of Steve’s eyes, growing paler and paler as Tony drained every drop he could get, and Steve watched in horror as Tonys body knit back together right in front of him– cuts closing, fresh skin growing, until all that was left were faint scars. 

Then Tony pushed the body off the bed and fell back onto the pillows, an arm over his eyes as he passed right out. 

“He killed her.” Steve whispered and Rhodes nodded. 

“Not his first, and not his last. Think about what you are doing, sharing a bed with a creature who doesnt hesitate to take a life to save his own.” 

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Can yall stop on the Starscream discourse???? He is overall a really crappy, jerk person, but like he also cares about stuff even if he says he doesnt. I know he killed people, so did your nice little Autobots and everyone else. He has been mentally damaged and has been denying his feelings, but he is warming up now and trying to make amends. You can’t just tell me “Megatron is pardoned because he’s an Autobot now, but since Starscream still acts like a jerk, he’s guilty af”

BECAUSE NO, NO, NO! HE IS A BAD PERSON, YES, BUT HE IS A GOOD LEADER AND IS HONESTLY TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING, HE IS TAKING BABY STEPS EVEN IF HE DOESN’T KNOW IT. HE HAS STARTED TO ACTUALLY HAVE PEOPLE TO BACK HIM UP AND SUPPORT HIM, HE IS REALIZING HE NEEDS OTHER PEOPLE TO HELP HIM. STARSCREAM IS BASICALLY PICKING UP THE WRECKAGE OF THE WAR THAT OPTIMUS AND MEGATRON CREATED. AND BOTH OF THOSE FACTION LEADERS LEFT CYBERTRON.

STARSCREAM COULDN’T SUCCESSFULLY LEAD THE DECEPTICONS THE FIRST TIME, THEY CANNIBALIZED EACH OTHER AND MEGATRON ALMOST BEAT STARSCREAM TO DEATH BECAUSE OF IT. HE IS SO FRAGGIN PARANOID ON CYBERTRON, BECAUSE LAST TIME HE WAS IN CHARGE, HIS FOLLOWERS KILLED EACH OTHER AND EVERYTHING WAS CHAOS. HE IS TRYING TO FIX THAT, EVEN IF HE’S NOT DOING A FANTASTIC JOB, HE DOESN’T WANT TO FAIL.

wonder woman thoughts *spoilers*

-Little diana is so fucking cute omg!!
-this scenery and everything is so beautiful wow
-Meeting Chris Pine aka steve holy fuck he is so hot i missed him on the big screen
-diana is so badass yes queen
-RIP ANTIOPE
-this fight is so stressful omfg
-Fuck the patriarchy lmao men ruin everything!!!!
-that lasso yes around steve trevor mmm even more yes he’s so cute and funny my sweet american man ugh
-Dr poison can fuck right off
-Look at daddy destroying that german base fuck he’s so hot
-Men are easily corrupted!!!! Bish ur not wrong
-CHRIS PINE IN THE WATER OMG HE’s FUCKING NAKED WOW ONLY HIS HAND COVERING HIS PENIS MOVE IT PLS I NEED IT
-THIS SCENE BETWEEN THEM IS SO CUTE THEYRE LEARNING SO MUCH FROM EACHOTHER
-YES BITCH scale that fucking wall and get that sword
-“Who will i b if i stay” QUEEEEN COMING TO SAVE US ALL
-“There are men who can stop him” “Im the man who can” YES SLAY U DONT NEED A MAN
-LOL this interaction on the boat…U dont sleep w women?
-Omg they’re Sleepin together this is cute af
-I was sculpted from Clay… thats neat LMFAO
-I Understand the Pleasures of flesh lmao omg
For Pleasure men are unnecessary… hahaha i love this
-Gal is so fucking mesmerizing wow so gorg
-She’s so cute in the real world
-Etta holding the shield and sword lmfao i love the comedic elements
-She doesnt take any shit from anybody i love her telling those old men off
-YOU WERE LYING??? LmFao they’re so cute i can’t
-“I am bothfrightened n aroused” me fucking too
-May we get what we want may we get what we need but may we never get what we deserve… same
-no mansland… but we got a woman to KILL IT
-WHAT A BADASS BITCH YES LET UR HAIR DOWN GIRL
-IM CRYING YES QUEEN
-I HAVE NO WORDS except yes bitch!!!! That whole fight sequence was amazing omfg what a badass queen i was cheering the whole time i lit up and chris pine helping her yes boo youre doing amazing sweetie
-You know, you did this…. we* did this omg they’re a we and now they’re dancing fuck!!!
-Shes so beautiful when she smiles/in general they’re so relieved and happy rn
-Ugh chris pine is so fuckin sexy, still thinking abt his naked body
-Omg r they gna fuck this is like her first kiss wat
-Chris’ German accent lmfao
-The village being gassed omg im crying
-MY Queen is pissED YES
-QUEEN OF THE AMAZONS YAS BOTCH KILL HIM
-…BUT MAYBE PPL ARENT ALWAYS GOOD UGH SHES SO HEARTBROKEN
-ITS not about what you deserve its what about what you believe
-She is shook Af… me too diana
-I knew he was fucking bad omg that old bitch I’m shook this dude is Ares!!! Hes real!!! Damn
-Shes the godliller not some sword!!!queen!!!
-Omfg is steve gonna die??? NOO WHY MY BABY PLS daddy NO
-He gave her his watch IM CRYING FUCK actual tears
-CMON BITCH U GOT THIS!!! I cant believe this old fuck is ares wtf
-STEVE IM CRYING HE’S SUCH A HERO, FUCK, DIANA UNLEASH UR POWER BITCH IM PIST TOO HONEY DESTROY HIM!!!! I wish That dr poison hoe died too wtf
-“IT HAS TO BE ME” OMG STEVE HONEY
NOO!!… I CAN SAVE TODAY But YOU CAN SAVE THE WORLD HOLY FUCK I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
-I WISH WE HAD MORE TIME IM. FUCKING SOBBING WHAT THE FUCJ BITCH I’M so HURT -HE TOLD HER HE LOVED HER!!!
-SHE IS MY QUEEN yes FIGHT!!!!
-HUMANS ARE SO MUCH MORE… ugh i love her
-ITS NOT ABOUT DESERVE ITS wHAT U BELIEVE IM CRYING she quoted bae
-… I BELIEVE IN LOVE, FUCK ME TOO DIANA
-I cant believe hes fucking dead im not okay this memorial is killing me i’m crying my sweet beautiful good steve trevor that pic is so adorable wtf i love him
-Love trumps hate!!!… yes OKAY THIS MOVIE WAS PHENOMENAL this is definitely what the dc universe needed to bring in back to life holy shit she is a goddess and chris pine is daddy this movie and the action and the premise and the destruction of all patriarchal values
-WOW IM SO AMPED UP RN ON GIRL POWER I WANNA FIGHT SOMEONE
-10/10 recommend… if u read this all lets be friends bc thank u for using ur time to read my thoughts xo until next movie I presume

anonymous asked:

'hey remember that time when you ran off with the princess?' It seems like lance is trying to start a fight, but his voice sounds too quiet, so keith just looks at him, and the way lance is staring at the ground terrifies him. 'are you actually with her with her?' And keith just feels so fucking tired. he wants to tell him how he doesn't think he'll ever be able to want anyone other than lance, but it doesnt matter because lance's only trying to find out if allura is taken. 'we're not together.'

UR KILLING ME ANON THIS FEELS TOO REAL 

Got7 Reacting

 To s/o asking to kill a house centipede.


Thank you for requesting😳
I hope this fits your liking❤

Originally posted by yugyeomism

Mark

He’ll be worried at first. Running towards you as he heard you screaming. As he saw your shook figure near the window, whimpering about a centipede and how he should kill it. He’ll calm you down and immediately go and terminate this pest.

“It’s okay now…Its okay….”

He wouldn’t tease you like the rest so….. All is good with this one.

Originally posted by marktuanxgot7


Jaebum

This tough cookie would not be fazed by your begging about a centipede that needs killing so he would tease you about being afraid at first. He’ll still end up killing it for you because he wants to show you how dependent and manly he could be. After his teasing though, he’ll just chuckle at your flustered state and mumble a….

“Look, its out of your hair now…”

Originally posted by saranghaeyojw


Jackson

This fluff ball would be quiet at first, thinking to himself whether to show you how manly he is or to just wimp out. While in deep concentration, his facial features would grow solemn and he’d stammer,

“Should i….that centipede is pretty big though…”

But after seeing those infamous puppy eyes of yours he’d sigh and suck it up.

“okay….”

Originally posted by markjin


Jinyoung

This boy would judge you so hard. He’d sigh, thinking that you were overreacting when it came to a small pest. He’ll sass you when you yelled at him to go an kill it or else so he would end up sighing tiredly and go and kill it. coming back in the room you two were previously in too sarcastically mumble,

“Wow….that was really big (y/n). Now i understand why you’re so afraid..”


Originally posted by soulmatesjjp


Youngjae

My sunshine will be lost at words because you’re normally the one going around killing all the pests, and if you ask him for help…..this problem must be really major. He’ll stumble over his words as your beyond terrified eyes glanced over his figure. Youngjae would end up calling after Mark or Jaebum to kill this centipede because this would be too much for his heart.

“uh…um…Maybe i should call hyung..”

Originally posted by ithadtobeyouforever


BamBam

This dab machine will totally freak the flip out! He’d scream when you came in screaming about a centipede and how he should go and kill it. Bambam would just stare at you with widen eyes as tho you were growing a third eye.

“Me! Kill what!?! I think not!”You two would end up looked up in your bedroom until one of the members call, only with your boyfriend telling them a very over-exaggerated, untrue story about some centipede that’s out to kill you two.

“uh. yeah hyung! i’m telling the truth… it held unto to my wrist and slammed me into the kitchen counter! come right away!!”

Originally posted by pjy


Yugyeom

Giant maknae would not hesitate to do whatever you told him to but before he goes to find this creature, he’ll comfort you and ensure you that you shouldn’t worry about anything because he had it under control. When he found the centipede, he’d catch it and throw it outside or something because he doesnt want to hurt a harmless creature. He’ll shyly come back and envelope you in a hug, placing a short peck on your head.

“hey….I’m back and i’m safe babe. Everything’s okay now.”

Originally posted by jypnior

my mom makes me wanna uhh kill myself and the fact she wont teach me to drive or give me any real access to the outside world to get a job or anything. she does this and she spends all her money on clothes and shoes and then harrasses me into spending money i dont have on buying her more bullshit.  she offers to buy me food and stands me up.  i dont have any fucking food lmao and she knows it and doesnt care.  she goes out with her new boyfriend to fancy dinners and stuff and tells me about it.  she says “ill bring you some food over” and always “forgets”. im trapped in my uncle who doesnt care about mes house with no money and no food(he yells at me if i eat any of his) and im just so goddamn miserable.  please donate if u can i just. am so tired of this. my paypal is phyxate123@gmail.com . im really sorry