tell me this doesnt kill you

anonymous asked:

Headcannons what being best friends with Chenle would be like? 💕

What would being best friends with Chenle be like?

  • always bullying teasing you
  • can’t let you live smh
  • “whats up ugly” “you look so good today. go change.” 
  • “there can only be one cutie in this group” 
  • he does it out of love, its how he shows he’s comfortable with you!
  • laughs when you fall but helps you back up 
  • random calls in the middle of the night 
  • “which shirt looks better on me?” 
  • video chats you while he’s getting ready (so he doesnt get lonely)
  • doesnt talk just fixes his brows and applies lipgloss
  • is your personal hype man 
  • tiny but mighty! 
  • will kill you for the last pizza slice
  • is ready to fight anyone who has a problem with you
  • “dont look now but- “ *hes already breaking his neck to see*
  • tells you gossip about anyone and everyone 
  • “chenle i dont care” “what? yes you do.”
  • invites you everywhere
  • never leaves you alone
  • never.
  • “i have homework” “so?” 
  • has all bad ideas and helps you act on your own
  • seriously hes such a bad influence 
  • teaches you bad words in mandarin 
  • your parents think hes the sweetest thing ever but you know better
  • jyn: why did you try to kill my dad after telling me that you were not going to kill my dad
  • cassian: im better at rebelling against stuff than you
  • jyn: yeah you are but but that doesnt answer my question fucker
  • everyone else : *uncomfortable silence*
  • me, crawling out of the ships hatch, a bit disheveled looking but otherwise fine and unharmed: hey so like is anyone gonna -- no dont freak out its fine. yes ive been here the whole time. no im not.... listen. Listen its FINE -- is nobody going to address the fact that jyn's father has killed several people and eaten their flesh on television
Rumor
  • Minho: There's a rumor going around, you know.
  • You: What rumor?
  • Minho: Apparently there's this guy who really likes you but doesnt have the guts to tell you.
  • You: Who is it?
  • Minho: He'd kill me if I told you.
  • You: I thought we were best friends.
  • Minho: He's also one of my best friends.
  • You: Minho, you're only other best friends are Thomas, and Newt and it's definitely not one of them.
  • -
  • Thomas: Hey (Y/N), I heard about the guy who's in love with you.
  • You: Oh, so he's in love with me?
  • Newt: No he isnt.
  • You: Can't you shanks just admit that there is no guy. If there were, you'd at the least give me a name.
  • Thomas: Mm, no names. But you know him. *winks*
  • (walk away)
  • You: I know everyone in the bloody glade.
  • -
  • Minho: Do you want to know more about your secret admirer?
  • You: Not really.
  • Minho: And why not?
  • You: Because you shanks are playing with me.
  • -
  • Newt: You alright?
  • You: *laughs* Just doing my best to stay away from the boys and their secret admirer crap.
  • Newt: Don't think you have one?
  • You: Have you met the boys? Of course not. Besides if there were, I dont understand why he wouldn't talk to me.
  • Newt: Maybe he's afraid you won't like him back.
  • You: How will he ever know if he wont talk to me?
  • Newt: Give the shank a break, he's a shy one.
  • You: So you know him?
  • Newt: *under his breath* Better than you'd think.
  • -
  • You: The hints you gave me about the guy.. Are they true?
  • Minho: Yeah he's a shy dude, one of my best friends and won't shut up about you when you're not around.
  • You: I think I have a clue about who it is.
  • Minho: It's not all that hard to tell if your pay attention to the way he looks at you.
  • You: What if it's the guy I'm thinking of?
  • Minho: I think you know exactly who he is, (Y/N).
  • -
  • You: Guess what? I found out who the secret admirer is.
  • Newt: Oh..how?
  • You: Doesn't matter. Do you think now I know he'll grow a pair and ask me out?
  • Newt: If he does, will you say yes?
  • You: Only if he stops referring to himself in the third person.
  • Newt: Okay (Y/N), would you like to go out with me?
  • You: Y'know I always had a thing for boys with accents.
  • someone: that new 21p music video looked really cool did you see that burning car?
  • me: THIS VIDEO IS NOT ONLY A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE, IT TELLS US HOW TYLER IMAGINES BLURRYFACE WHOS DRIVING THE CAR AS IN TAXI CAB BUT DARKER, HE DESTROYS THE CLIQUE AND ALSO BLURRYFACE ERA BUT HE DOESNT KILL JOSH AT ALL AND TYLER IS FINALLY ABLE TO HANDLE HIS DEMONS AND ESCAPE BLURRYFACE WHO DIES AT LAST BUT IN THE END IT WAS ALL JUST IMAGINATION AND BLURRYFACE IS STILL OUT THERE SO WHAT IS GOING ON also the car looked pretty amazing just like the beautiful josh dun and the egg™ starring Tyler Joseph

I wrote a stupid little text post that was a shout out to koogi for drawing fingernails and not eyes but … like … shout the F*CK out to Koogi
Like they draw fingernails in almost. Every. Damn. Panel. And there’s sometimes a few hundred panels a chapter. And let me tell you those buggers can so easily ruin a good hand. Theyre deemed so insignificant and unnecessarily time consuming that even Disney doesnt draw them. Not to mention like nearly all anime and manga also doesnt bother. A little too thin and they look too feminine, how long is too long, what angles should you show them, do you draw the little tip when the hand is upside down, would it be better to have “n” or “u” or even just “l” shaped cuticles. Theyre meticulous and annoying and yet Koogi is still here for us with the little details.
Not to mention like only half the time does Koogi draw eyes. And half the time that they do they only draw like one eye. Eyes. EYES. Eyes, the probably most expressive part of a face, and yet, the chapters are never lacking in emotion. Koogi leaves out the one feature that probably makes drawing emotion the easiest and yet you can still tell. Exactly. What the character is feeling. Theres no lack of stress or tension or sadness or anger in this series.
If that’s not some serious talent idk what is.
So yah, shout out to Koogi.

I’m worried… He thinks Jesse thinks little of him for some reason…?

Signs as things my friends have said (part 3)
  • Aries: shes a fuckign bitch i hate her so much dont speak her name in this chat
  • Taurus: b flat. when u squash a bee
  • Gemini: hedo ,, its a me fucktard
  • Cancer: tell him that his dick cant be 1/5 of his entire body
  • Leo: Her knowledge of America is sub-par and cannot be compared to mine
  • Virgo: dude her boob is like jello
  • Libra: u may have dick nut bug but we have killer killing animals
  • Scorpio: i drank a whole can of monsters energy drink and i can feel my blood
  • Sagittarius: suffering in spanish has the word friend in it how convenient
  • Capricorn: mr moon doesnt like yOU
  • Aquarius: what is interesting about those donuts is that that Nutella you inject into the donuts is like one shade off from the colour of heroin, which you also inject into the veins
  • Pisces: SHE HASS TOO MANY POWER

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i haven’t written to you in a while. you haven’t spoken to me for longer.

im so much better now; what you did doesnt kill me everyday now. i dont think about it each day anymore.

but this week, these last three days, i feel you. i feel your presence and the pain you used to carry with you and tell me about. i fell asleep this weekend feeling your arms around me, thinking of the nightmares you used to have and how much they would have terrified me.

i hope your not in the pain im picking up anymore.

ill always love you because you were in my life and meant a lot to me, even though you hurt me so badly.

~j

also ace representation is not as important as lgbt rep holy shit??? you are not oppressed for being ace, some of you are literally cishet, whereas lgbt rep is extremely rare and we’re ? still killed for being who we are???? look me in the fucking eye and tell me a straight who doesnt experience sexual attraction is as progressive as a gay character lmao

me: ur lesbophobia and belittlement of my friends because theyre younger than you is gross and u were very manipulative to me to the point i couldnt tell right from wrong and it alienated me from my friends and my friends thought i had changed. also threatening to kill urself every day and sayinf that i was one of the people preventing u from killing yourself is manipulative and gettjng ur adult friend to come yell slurs at me and say im lying about what happened really doesnt help ur case

jace duroheart: *blocks me* i APOLOGIZED you should FORGIVE ME i made one mistake

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Please god lord please just if you know please let me know, is this from a video? Secret pictures from disney? Tell me please cause im freaking myself all over because i dont know if it is true, i dont say it is art because it doesnt look like it, i mean it looks extremely real, If you know something let me know please cause feels are killing me.

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Since I provided no examples in the first post: This art style or the sonic art style for Dangan Sonpa? I would like at least a few votes by tonight. I would highly appreciate if you write what you think in the replies and reblog. I want to get started tonight, so it would be really helpful.

Btw, Dangan Sonpa is a crossover between Danganronpa, the mutual killing game, and Sonic Archie.

Dating Son Hyunwoo (Shownu) Would Include-

- shy shOWNU

- shy kisses

- shy hugs

- him blushing a lot since ur obsessed with his biceps

- him teaching you all the dances

- watching him practice and telling him he did great

- becoming the second parent

- piggy back rides

- he the big spoon but doesnt complain when hes the small spoon 

- a lot of nAPS

- cheesy pickup lines

- romantic cheesy dates

- only holding hands in public

- he drags you to the gym since he says he doesnt want to go

- but you dont do anything but only just watch him and your like omfg my heart hyunwoo honey stop killing me

- when you compliment him he gets all blushy but hes gonna be smiling for hours

- a few lazy days wear ur just in sweatpants and sweaters and fuzzy socks and junk food watching romantic comedies 

- lame jokes

- lame inside jokes

- he gets jealous sometimes

- but then ur like hyunwoo bby it ok i only love u

- and he gets so happy and bAM there u are kissing

- u take turns telling the guys to shut the fuck up

- and minhyuk telling u guys are an old married couple and ur like boi i will beat ur ass

- sweater paws and hitting each other playfully with it and u saying something like

- “wickity wack stop hurting my heart w/ ur perfection”

- and he just dies a little on the inside

- basically dating hyunwoo is really cute, but having to deal with 6 hyper active children but other than that its gr8

Dating Series Masterlist

HAKUOUKI + WOLF PUPY TWEETS
  • Kondo: its time to forget the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future
  • Hijikata: the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead
  • Sannan: just because i caused the problems doesnt mean i have the solutions to them
  • Okita: have to stop saying "how am i going to kill my way out of this one" everytime there is trouble going on, or at least not out loud
  • Saito: tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i've lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it
  • Heisuke: I hope one day I will find love, or a cool looking leaf. either one
  • Shinpachi: i was tricked into believing dropping a candle in to a bath is what a 'bathbomb' is. so tired of being constantly betrayed
  • Harada: love is a battlefield. huh love is a emotion or feeling? then what the hell is a battlefield?? no no this doesn't make sense at all
  • Chizuru: some say killing people is the answer to the problems, me personally i think killing people is bad to do because im not a horrible monster
  • Ibuki: i am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or i disintegrate into nothing
  • Kazama: dont speak i know just what youre saying, something about how beautiful and strong i am probably
  • Yamazaki: hate when people say im lurking in the shadows when im just chilling
  • Serizawa: learning from mistakes is for people who recognise that they make mistakes. i dont give a shit
  • Shiranui: if we do this we do it my way [cut to a bunch of explosions, corpses & debris fly through the air] okay maybe i should be more open to ideas
  • Sen: you know the old saying, boys will be trash
  • Kodo: there are few things in life that can't be achieved with occult dark magic
  • Kaoru: maybe i am the one to blame, on the other hand maybe every one else is the ones to blame
  • Inoue: i was deep in meditation when suddenly i stood up and gestured vaguely about something. that moment changed the course of my life forever
  • Ootori: the "drama" fiasco is over, we learned nothing from it and nothing changed but we can safely say it is over for sure i hear that
  • Itou: where people like you see a problem i see opportunity to create worse problems
  • Amagiri: looks like things are always happening once again
  • Kimigiku: a lot of people say to me, things, but i am to busy brushing my hair and being a beautiful model. thats what life is all about
  • Matsumoto: hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever
  • Hakuouki as a whole: its all fun and games until its not that anymore
ship hilow 2k15

WHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE SHIP HITCH AND MARLOWE

I MEAN JFC LOOK AT THESE NERDS

BABIES WORKIN TOGETHER BEIN A TEAM

SHIELDING HER WITH HIS BODY MORE LIKE KILL ME??

hE YELLS FOR HER TO RUN

BUT SHE COMES BACK TO FUCK A FUCKBOY UP I MEAN FOR THE LOVE OF SHIT

THEN THEY TOTALLY HAVE A MISCOMMUNICATION FIGHT LIKE THE KIND IN YOUR FAVORITE SHIPPY FANFIC

LOOK AT HER FACE WHEN SHE TRIES TO GET HIM TO STAY MY GOD LOOK AT HER HANDS

AND HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW SHE FEELS THAT WAY, HE LITERALLY HAS NO INKLING WHATSOEVER

IM TELLING YOU GUYS THIS SHIP IS A GODDAMN GOLDMINE

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gothic-princess-witch  asked:

I just want to give you another huge thank you for shattering my heart with Milk Carton Kid. The way you intertwine the flashbacks with the present horror is so masterful and extra painful, and it kills me, but I love it a lot. Thank you for writing this heartbreaking fic! ❤️

aaahhh i cant tell you how much it means to me to hear this!! i was unsure whether i wanted to write this fic because i know that this sort of angst doesnt seem to go down all that well in this fandom (other fandoms seem to eat that kinda shit up lmao)

but it makes me super super happy to hear you’re enjoying the fic! thank you so much for your lovely words, there is more to come yet :)

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It doesn’t have to be this way.

XII. | XXIII.

its really annoying how everyone keeps claiming that chaol only loved celaena/aelin because she was weak when he met her so he could be her knight in shining armor or some bs like that except thats not true at all even though sarah tries to make it seem like that in queen of shadows. because i reread throne of glass and theres this part where cain looks her up and down in a grotesque manner and insults her and chaol just watches and so celaena goes “thank you so much for interfering on my behalf” and he goes YOU DONT NEED ME TO RESCUE YOU because he always knew - even from the beginning that “she could fight her own battles” WHICH he lIterally SAYS and THEN in crown of midnight when she returns with the lord’s head and his wife’s hand and throws them at the king so nonchalantly he doesnt get disgusted like Dorian does instead he hugs her because he was worrying about her safety while she was gone SO As YOU CAN TELL he never give a shit that she killed people and was strong enough to defend herself- he loved her anyway and yeah no shit he didnt want her too kill people but that didnt stop him from loving her then so this complete 360 in queen of shadows where hes calling her a monster is just a way to make us hate him so rowan can become aelins new love interest and thats fine like ok i really liked him in heir of fire but all of a sudden your ruining characters for him??? NoT OK! and honestly i really liked rowan and aelin’s dynamic in heir of fire and in queen of shadows there romance seems so shallow like idk i dont see the love all i see is lust???? yeah man idk im pissed