tell me this doesnt kill you

Sansa: *apologizes to Jon about how bad she treated him in the past and asks for his forgiveness*

Fandom: ……

Sansa: *Makes Jon clothes with the house stark sigil on it*

Fandom: ……..

Sansa: *Encourages Jon to keep going after he apparently gave up on fighting*

Fandom: ……

Sansa: *Tells Jon he should have the Lord’s chambers in winterfell (basically saying she doesn’t want to rule and he should)*

Fandom: ……..

Sansa (to jon): You are (a stark) to me.

Fandom: ……..

Sansa: *smiles at Jon while he is giving his speech*

Fandom: …….

Sansa: *Makes a sour face while looking at Littlefinger at the end of the episode*

Fandom: I KNEW IT!! THIS BITCH CAN’T BE TRUSTED!! SHE IS GONNA BETRAY JON!! SHE HATES JON!!! KILL THE WITCH I SAID KILL HER OFF!!!!

Rumor
  • Minho: There's a rumor going around, you know.
  • You: What rumor?
  • Minho: Apparently there's this guy who really likes you but doesnt have the guts to tell you.
  • You: Who is it?
  • Minho: He'd kill me if I told you.
  • You: I thought we were best friends.
  • Minho: He's also one of my best friends.
  • You: Minho, you're only other best friends are Thomas, and Newt and it's definitely not one of them.
  • -
  • Thomas: Hey (Y/N), I heard about the guy who's in love with you.
  • You: Oh, so he's in love with me?
  • Newt: No he isnt.
  • You: Can't you shanks just admit that there is no guy. If there were, you'd at the least give me a name.
  • Thomas: Mm, no names. But you know him. *winks*
  • (walk away)
  • You: I know everyone in the bloody glade.
  • -
  • Minho: Do you want to know more about your secret admirer?
  • You: Not really.
  • Minho: And why not?
  • You: Because you shanks are playing with me.
  • -
  • Newt: You alright?
  • You: *laughs* Just doing my best to stay away from the boys and their secret admirer crap.
  • Newt: Don't think you have one?
  • You: Have you met the boys? Of course not. Besides if there were, I dont understand why he wouldn't talk to me.
  • Newt: Maybe he's afraid you won't like him back.
  • You: How will he ever know if he wont talk to me?
  • Newt: Give the shank a break, he's a shy one.
  • You: So you know him?
  • Newt: *under his breath* Better than you'd think.
  • -
  • You: The hints you gave me about the guy.. Are they true?
  • Minho: Yeah he's a shy dude, one of my best friends and won't shut up about you when you're not around.
  • You: I think I have a clue about who it is.
  • Minho: It's not all that hard to tell if your pay attention to the way he looks at you.
  • You: What if it's the guy I'm thinking of?
  • Minho: I think you know exactly who he is, (Y/N).
  • -
  • You: Guess what? I found out who the secret admirer is.
  • Newt: Oh..how?
  • You: Doesn't matter. Do you think now I know he'll grow a pair and ask me out?
  • Newt: If he does, will you say yes?
  • You: Only if he stops referring to himself in the third person.
  • Newt: Okay (Y/N), would you like to go out with me?
  • You: Y'know I always had a thing for boys with accents.

MAGGIE SAWYER. maggie sawyer has never had a love as constant as alex danvers: alex, who has never shown hesitation in loving maggie or making her comfortable or helping her heal or having her back. almost everyone in maggies life has left her or taken her for granted but ALEX. ALEX PROPOSES BECAUSE SHE WANTS MAGGIE TO STAY, ALEX IS TELLING HER SHE ISN’T GOING TO LEAVE AND SHE NEVER WANTS MAGGIE TO EITHER, AND YOU CAN SEE IN MAGGIES EYES THAT SHE ALMOST DOESNT BELIEVE IT BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE HAS LOVED HER SO MUCH OR FOR SO LONG BUT ALEX ISNT GOING TO LET HER GO AND MAGGIE FINALLY REALIZES THAT. ALEX ISNT GOING TO LET HER GO

anonymous asked:

I would like to ask a ??, okay so Kylo killed Han and Rey adores Han. Now, how will a romance bet. kylo and rey bloom? and dont tell me abt force bond, thats not how the force works. I mean would you be able to love the man who killed his dad who happens to be ur friend and sort of idol? im a kylo fan and as much i'd like to some forbidden reylo romance it just doesnt make sense? altho bit similar but reylo and revanbastilla is very different.

I’m going to be real here for a minute. Rey knew Han for how long? A day? She planned to go back to Jakku even when Han offered her a job. So she was going to forget he even existed.

How do I think a romance will bloom? I think Luke will tell her about the abuse and grooming that Kylo has been fighting against for his entire life. And I think that will make her have compassion for him.

Obviously Kylo already has an interest in Rey. Maybe he will do something to change her mind about him. Like turning on Snoke. Maybe Snoke will threaten Rey or his mother.

So yes, I do believe it’s very possible for a romance.

please look at this and tell me it doesnt look like an album cover

heres something to help you imagine

Merlin and the Knights’ self titled breakout album, featuring these famously catchy singles:

“Why Are We Stopping People From Killing Uther”

“Leon is Too Single”

“Why Doesn’t Percival Have Sleeves Isn’t That Less Safe For Him”

“When I Say ‘Your Sword’ I’m Actually Talking About Your Penis”

“Morgana Is Evil But Still Hotter Than You”

“I Don’t Trust Agravaine”

and finally,

“Wow I Was So Right About Him”

  • someone: that new 21p music video looked really cool did you see that burning car?
  • me: THIS VIDEO IS NOT ONLY A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE, IT TELLS US HOW TYLER IMAGINES BLURRYFACE WHOS DRIVING THE CAR AS IN TAXI CAB BUT DARKER, HE DESTROYS THE CLIQUE AND ALSO BLURRYFACE ERA BUT HE DOESNT KILL JOSH AT ALL AND TYLER IS FINALLY ABLE TO HANDLE HIS DEMONS AND ESCAPE BLURRYFACE WHO DIES AT LAST BUT IN THE END IT WAS ALL JUST IMAGINATION AND BLURRYFACE IS STILL OUT THERE SO WHAT IS GOING ON also the car looked pretty amazing just like the beautiful josh dun and the egg™ starring Tyler Joseph

Can yall stop on the Starscream discourse???? He is overall a really crappy, jerk person, but like he also cares about stuff even if he says he doesnt. I know he killed people, so did your nice little Autobots and everyone else. He has been mentally damaged and has been denying his feelings, but he is warming up now and trying to make amends. You can’t just tell me “Megatron is pardoned because he’s an Autobot now, but since Starscream still acts like a jerk, he’s guilty af”

BECAUSE NO, NO, NO! HE IS A BAD PERSON, YES, BUT HE IS A GOOD LEADER AND IS HONESTLY TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING, HE IS TAKING BABY STEPS EVEN IF HE DOESN’T KNOW IT. HE HAS STARTED TO ACTUALLY HAVE PEOPLE TO BACK HIM UP AND SUPPORT HIM, HE IS REALIZING HE NEEDS OTHER PEOPLE TO HELP HIM. STARSCREAM IS BASICALLY PICKING UP THE WRECKAGE OF THE WAR THAT OPTIMUS AND MEGATRON CREATED. AND BOTH OF THOSE FACTION LEADERS LEFT CYBERTRON.

STARSCREAM COULDN’T SUCCESSFULLY LEAD THE DECEPTICONS THE FIRST TIME, THEY CANNIBALIZED EACH OTHER AND MEGATRON ALMOST BEAT STARSCREAM TO DEATH BECAUSE OF IT. HE IS SO FRAGGIN PARANOID ON CYBERTRON, BECAUSE LAST TIME HE WAS IN CHARGE, HIS FOLLOWERS KILLED EACH OTHER AND EVERYTHING WAS CHAOS. HE IS TRYING TO FIX THAT, EVEN IF HE’S NOT DOING A FANTASTIC JOB, HE DOESN’T WANT TO FAIL.

things maybe those other novelization posts missed

there’s been a couple of posts about the novelization highlights going around but whatever the world needs my thoughts right????

really just a rehash of my livetweeting sometimes direct copy and paste but whatever. LMAO THIS IS LIKE 5 PAGES LONG WELP SORRY FRIENDS. 

  • Even the excerpts from the rogue one novelization have not prepared me for the utter DRAMA that is cassian andor in this book omg
  • everything about bodhi rook made me cry. HE DOUBTS HIMSELF. THE ONLY THING HE’S SURE OF IS THAT HE’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
  • WHEN JYN IS AT THE LABOR CAMP JUST SO WE’RE ALL CLEAR SHE’D “RUN OUT OF FRIENDS.” SHE WAS WAITING TO DIE. HER CELLMATE HAD EVEN SAID SHE WAS GOING TO KILL HER AND JYN WAS LIKE “eh, the fight will at least be entertaining. I’m pretty bored so”
  • Hi. Just wanted to let you know that after Cassian said like 10 words to Jyn, she was imagining them on a date.
  • Jyn also is careful to try and shield cassian from a blast in Jedha city like you know just for safety and stuff. And standing close to each other. SAFETY THO.
  • Cassian: I’m cold, I bet Jyn’s cold. I’m tired, she’s probably exhausted. She beat the shit out of those guys, IS SHE CONCUSSED? CHILL, BUD
  • the. entire. time.
  • cassian really cannot stop thinking about jyn and how she’s fucking up his job/mission/life AND YET
  • the thing is CASSIAN IS VERY GOOD AT HIS JOB AS AN INTELLIGENCE OFFICER. he’s wildly good at it. and he’s sharp. so smart. the book constantly shows him sifting through his mental catalog of info he’s VERY SMART AND VERY PROFICIENT AT HIS JOB

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Porter Robinson quote starters

  Source of quotes


“ my freaking fans are the freaking best. freak “

“ wow im so adorable wow wow “

“ fuck the sore throat fairy. “

“ one of my favorite memories of the last year was telling _____ about my new music and him offering to be my therapist “

“ i played stepmania in front of my manager today and he asked me what was wrong with me “

“ list of things my cold is keeping me from doing: breathing “

“ THESE JORDANS IS ELDERLY FUCCBOI “

“ i am and always have been secretly a robot “

“ my favorite feature is clicking to an unloaded part of the video, and youtube stops loading and forces you to refresh “

“ the entire athleticwear fad has been insanely convenient and comfy “

“ pump it up plebs “

“ tropical pineapple fuck offf “

“ this is me suppressing my hateriest impulses “

“ i forgot to breathe “

“ SECURITY GUARDS WERE THREATENING TO KILL EACH OTHER LMAO “

“ what’s an ekowraith “

“ this ‘very decent christmas’ compilation makes me wanna go to xmas party djed by ____ in a santa hat he doesnt seem to know he’s wearing“

“ SHE WENT INNNNNNNNNNNN “

“ you guys are my favorites (i have favorites). “

“ i’m being an insomniac piece of shit “

“ i will fuck you up at age of empires “

“ y'all are some straight-up buttlickers for not sending me or even telling me about krmt “

“ attn all boyfriends of twitter: may you all give jim halpert-tier gifts this year “

“ I’ll be the one dying “

“ Ideally, I’d be waking up at 7am on my farm “

“ untz untz untz untz “

“ Ay I will ay~ “

“ i tossed that fucker off “

“ Stand up and get out of my cool guy crouch “

“ Now i know how Olympic athletes feel “

“ I’m making smoke over here “

“ Our beautiful child has be ruined “

“ I’m starting to make weird faces, i can feel it “

“ we are definitely absolutely in the club “

“ my hand hurts! “

“ And there’s no question i think that i like cute things and shit “

“ These are kind of like Star Wars galaxies “

“ i like crying about moe girls “

“ put a fucking shirt on you bro “

“ im fucking crying and sad “

“ oh man, in game music is playing “

“ windows media player, killin it “

“ i’m the realist “

“ you can be a guy who plays a weird flute “

“ i was lmaoin “

“ now that i have your attention, check this out: people in australia think it’s funny that we say “badass” “

“ funny meme rukes. good shit “

“ I dreamed last night that I met Wolfgang Gartner. He didn’t know Say my Name. “

“ name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-nam “

“ this baristas name is tiff tiff “

“ neek thiyah “

“ meme-free since 1992 “

“ i couldnt find the version of the tour poster that had giraffage’s name on it so i improvised with ms paint “

“ .. join us…. “

“ (glances at watch, groans) “

“ im looking forward to corporate twitter accounts attempting the doge meme well into the year 2017 “

“ i woke up at 6:00 AM feeling sick and having a weird, delirious dream about needing to turn in a mixtape today “

“ eating poutine does nothing for me. “

“ im pretty sure the best way to characterize the amount of ice cream i just ate is “illegal” “

“ when someone starts talking while i’m trying to show them a song, i will 1) hate them 2) passive aggressively triple the volume right away “

“ I just burned the hell out of my hand on steam. “

“ WE GET TO LIVE ON A FUCKING SCIFI PLANET WHERE THERE’S GIANT AMORPHOUS NEBULAS OF FLOATING WATER IN THE SKY “

“ You got gengar eyes “

“ someone just approached me & asked 1. are you in a rockband 2. are you on the Disney channel “because you look famous”. answered yes to both “

“ snapchats i have received so far: shirtless dudes, videos of college girls smoking blunts, pictures of cats “

“ that sneeze felt so good that i got chills “

Got7 Reacting

 To s/o asking to kill a house centipede.


Thank you for requesting😳
I hope this fits your liking❤

Originally posted by yugyeomism

Mark

He’ll be worried at first. Running towards you as he heard you screaming. As he saw your shook figure near the window, whimpering about a centipede and how he should kill it. He’ll calm you down and immediately go and terminate this pest.

“It’s okay now…Its okay….”

He wouldn’t tease you like the rest so….. All is good with this one.

Originally posted by marktuanxgot7


Jaebum

This tough cookie would not be fazed by your begging about a centipede that needs killing so he would tease you about being afraid at first. He’ll still end up killing it for you because he wants to show you how dependent and manly he could be. After his teasing though, he’ll just chuckle at your flustered state and mumble a….

“Look, its out of your hair now…”

Originally posted by saranghaeyojw


Jackson

This fluff ball would be quiet at first, thinking to himself whether to show you how manly he is or to just wimp out. While in deep concentration, his facial features would grow solemn and he’d stammer,

“Should i….that centipede is pretty big though…”

But after seeing those infamous puppy eyes of yours he’d sigh and suck it up.

“okay….”

Originally posted by markjin


Jinyoung

This boy would judge you so hard. He’d sigh, thinking that you were overreacting when it came to a small pest. He’ll sass you when you yelled at him to go an kill it or else so he would end up sighing tiredly and go and kill it. coming back in the room you two were previously in too sarcastically mumble,

“Wow….that was really big (y/n). Now i understand why you’re so afraid..”


Originally posted by soulmatesjjp


Youngjae

My sunshine will be lost at words because you’re normally the one going around killing all the pests, and if you ask him for help…..this problem must be really major. He’ll stumble over his words as your beyond terrified eyes glanced over his figure. Youngjae would end up calling after Mark or Jaebum to kill this centipede because this would be too much for his heart.

“uh…um…Maybe i should call hyung..”

Originally posted by ithadtobeyouforever


BamBam

This dab machine will totally freak the flip out! He’d scream when you came in screaming about a centipede and how he should go and kill it. Bambam would just stare at you with widen eyes as tho you were growing a third eye.

“Me! Kill what!?! I think not!”You two would end up looked up in your bedroom until one of the members call, only with your boyfriend telling them a very over-exaggerated, untrue story about some centipede that’s out to kill you two.

“uh. yeah hyung! i’m telling the truth… it held unto to my wrist and slammed me into the kitchen counter! come right away!!”

Originally posted by pjy


Yugyeom

Giant maknae would not hesitate to do whatever you told him to but before he goes to find this creature, he’ll comfort you and ensure you that you shouldn’t worry about anything because he had it under control. When he found the centipede, he’d catch it and throw it outside or something because he doesnt want to hurt a harmless creature. He’ll shyly come back and envelope you in a hug, placing a short peck on your head.

“hey….I’m back and i’m safe babe. Everything’s okay now.”

Originally posted by jypnior

Can we just take a moment to talk about this??like I cant breath????
First of all the way Jungkook slightly moves his body up and pauses there for a few seconds like hes waiting for something l,plus the fact that this gesture of Jimin seems so natural to Jungkook like its something casual to him????? and then its like he remembers that they are at the fanmeet and literally forcing his body to move to away just a few inches just to make it seem like he doesnt want it but his expression is all about wanting it.That is not an expression you put on your face when youre friend is grabbing your neck and dont try to tell me it is cause seriously he looks so weak when he feels Jimins touch.
Second of all the way Jimin touched so gently his neck and then applied pressure to a specific part of Jungkooks neck and looks at his expression as he’s doing it and bending his head over and whispers something to him. Is just Jimin are you trying to kill me??????
Theres so much to this moment that makes me want to scream.
My Jikook feels are messed up.
Lets all group hug and scream together.

kveta is a tiny fairy/dryad hybrid (which are rather uncreatively called ‘flowers’) which are bred to be pretty little showpieces. he was given to balthazar as a gift. balthazar thinks thats kinda fucked up but he couldnt just abandon him so now he has a vain bratty small son. (his wings dont work btw they’re just pretty)

hunter runs a popular paranormal investigation blog. a shitty old man finds his blog and comes to the conclusion that hunter must be a successful monster hunter who can help him with his monster collection. he tells hunter to bring him a monster or he’ll have him killed.

hunter really doesnt want to die so he spends months frantically searching until he comes across kveta. he grabs him and runs off and immediately really regrets it. he decides he’d rather die than damn this poor little thing so he tells kveta he’ll take him home.

kveta refuses though because “fuck you. you disturbed my peace and now you just wanna put me back and go die?? fuck you im staying till i get bored fuck you” hunter’s pretty sure he deserves this hell but man………..this “poor little thing” is pretty fuckin rude………………

title: build a home in me (i’ll give you a place to hide)
pairing/characters: promptis if u tilt ur head
rated: g
summary: Sometimes Noctis just wants a place to hide from the endless cacophony that is being the next in line for the Lucian throne. Prompto doesn’t have much to offer, but he does his best.
alternatively, how prompto accidentally became a willing accomplice to noctis’ self-kidnapping from all the pressure that is his life.

i can’t believe i’m back with more ffxv fanfiction but here you go, something soft because friendship is really important to me and i’m a sucker for hurt/comfort, also honestly let noctis rest already, i will Fight

>ao3 link <


Prompto waves goodbye to the other members of the photography club, humming to himself as he turns to head home. But when he turns the corner, he finds a familiar figure leaning against the wall.

“Noct! You’re still here?”

Noctis glances up at him. “Hey, Prompto. You done with club?”

“Yup! You wanna go somewhere?”

“Can we go to your place?” Noctis is already walking down the stairs, expecting Prompto to follow.

Prompto blinks at his friend’s back. They usually go over to Noctis’ apartment, since it’s closer and Noctis has all of the latest consoles and also just. Ignis’ cooking. But Prompto doesn’t voice his questions out loud. Instead, he bounds after Noctis. “Sure! Is your ‘guard giving us a ride?”

Noctis’ shoulders immediately go up. “Let’s take the train,” he says shortly.

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I’m worried… He thinks Jesse thinks little of him for some reason…?

im so mad at yall comparing clarke around lexa vs bellamy so im gonna pull receipts ok 

1. u demonize and say its “toxic” for clarke to pull a knife at lexa but think its cute for clarke to pull a gun at his face because “she cant live without him!!!!! thats adorable!!!!” 

2. clarke’s been manipulating bellamy since season 1 after he tells her something personal, instead of being a good friend clarke pulls an “i need u to help me do something i cant do on my own so im gonna take advantage of your vulnerability so you can help me lead this group to survive”. has she ever manipulated lexa? of course she has, thats what she’s good at. but lexa doesnt fall for it

3. lexa telling clarke to accept the fact that she killed all those people on the mountain by herself is not the same thing as YELLING her that everything she does is wrong and that people die when she’s in charge like bellamy did

4. clarke never ever emotionally manipulated lexa, unlike she did with bellamy. she fucking knows how much octavia means to him and yet she lies to him about her safety because “””””””he cant be distracted worrying about his sister in helps no one””””””” 

5. 

lexa literally is just standing there not giving a fuck she has a knife in her throat because hse knows clarke wouldnt kill her even if she needed to

he legit is scared and doesnt know what she’s gonna do to him. look at him look at his fuckin eyes and tell me again how its the same thing huh. 

6. its not the same thing for clarke to not be able to kill lexa because she just…. cant, than clarke to not be able to kill bellamy because she needs his help, not because she gives a shit about what he feels?? lmao 

my point: saying clexa was toxic but romanticizing it if its bellarke, even tho the situations arent the same, is ugly and homophobic

Bumi Things
  • because he couldn’t bend, Aang taught Bumi how to play every instrument he could think of so he would feel special
  • bumi was a mama’s boy from day one
  • bumi could kick your ass in .3 second by the time he was five, bender or not
  • bumi got in trouble at school once for beating up a boy that made fun of him for being the avatars son and not being able to bend
  • “look at your face and tell me i cant bend” (bumi broke his nose)
  • uncle sokka showing bumi around the ways of the trusty boomerang
  • bumi actually getting pretty good at it
  • “sokka! you are not letting bumi play with that- katara! sokka’s letting-” “run, run, run!”
  • bumi was incredibly good with animals
  • baby bumi was protected by momo in his crib
  • bumi’s four when kya is born
  • bumi was (and still is) fiercely protective of kya
  • for the longest time, kya doesn’t bend and bumi is incredibly excited to have a sister just like him
  • when kyas 3 she accidentally freezes a pond her and bumi are playing in and it’s all waterbending all the time from that point on
  • he still loves his sister all the same but wishes that his dad was as excited when kya froze that pond when he mastered another instrument 
  • for every water bending outing katara takes kya on, bumi gets another wherever he wants to go, just him and mom
  • (katara always proposed it in a way that it doesnt seem like catch up for kya’s trips)
  • aang teaches bumi all his best jokes
  • bumi has his mothers penguin catching spirit and his fathers penguin sledding spirit
  • bumi sometimes tagged along on kya’s waterbending outings and practiced the form with them (maybe he would start bending, right? maybe he just wasnt doing it right..)
  • bumis crying by that same stupid pond when four year kya finds him and hugs him so gently he cries for different reasons
  • bumis eight when tenzins born
  • bumi was holding tenzin when he was seven months old when he first blew a gust of air into him so hard they both end up crying (go figure, an airbender…)
  • “way to rub it in, tenzin”
  • izumi is about the same age as bumi
  • when hes six, bumi asks his mom to get him the prettiest flowers at the flower shop and gives them to izumi
  • izumi burns them
  • little lin scares the living shit out of bumi (and everyone else) after she lifts a bolder above his head that couldve easily killed him when he accidentally bumped into her
  • bumi always somehow getting stuck babysitting
  • “but mom! izumis a month older than me! why do i have to watch su? she’s not even potty trained!”
  • bumi holding a crying kya whos struggling to figure out why she doesnt like boys yet
  • bumi being the first person she told when she kissed lin when she was 13
  • “you did not kiss a girl before i did”
  • bumi also being the first person tenzin tells three years later that he kissed lin
  • “what? why are you making that face?”
  • uncle zuko letting bumi come down and visit him 
  • zuko sparks his interest in the united forces, unintentionally
  • awkward teen bumi hanging around the fire nation and running into ty lee (who he definitely didnt have a crush on from his mom and dad stories) who teaches him to always show humility and not to demonize the enemy
  • when bumi finally joins the united forces he writes to his family, guilt ridden, telling them that he got kidnapped as if to make the whole peaceful air nomad thing easier
  • he also writes to kya telling her the truth
  • bumi finds out tenzins going to get his tats, takes a leave in the united forces, and stays with poor faint hearted tenzin the entire time, telling him his war stories to get his mind off the pain
  • bumi keeping tabs on kya when she flits around the world, finding herself (cause that’s what he was doing, wasn’t he?)
  • bumi taking a young kid, bum-ju (not that he’d ever tell thats who bum-ju was really named after) in the united forces under his wing
  • bumi coming to consider bum a son
  • bumi helping bum rise through the ranks, protecting the world side by side
  • bumi being devastated when bum dies in combat
  • bumi putting all of his hurt aside and staying with his mom and kya when his father dies for as long as he can before he reluctantly has to return to duty
  • bumi actually does end up dating izumi, if only for a little bit
  • bumi and izumi deciding that they’re better off friends
  • bumi helping izumi through her first pregnancy (hes stationed in the fire nation) and staying with her through Iroh’s birth when her husband dies
  • bumi getting a letter from izumi a few years later with her new husband and new little girl
  • bumi being there for the birth of all of tenzin’s children, too, pre rohan
  • bumi always bearing weird gifts to the his nieces and nephew 
  • bumi getting meelo his own boomerang (that tenzin keeps neatly under a glass dome that meelo can observe
  • bumi having heart to hearts with jinora about being the oldest
  • bumi teaching ikki all the jokes his dad him to one up her little brother
  • bumi tossing rohan extra high in the air with a gust of air he doesnt let pema see
  • bumi breaking down and crying when he tells his mom that he can air bend
  • in the same breath, bumi comforting kya about being the only non air bending cloud baby 
  • bumi branching out, not only knitting things for bum-ju but for his family too
  • bumi finally visiting bum-ju’s grave (bum-ju comes with him)
  • bumi volunteering to test any and all inventions asami makes
  • bumi telling his war stories to varrick, who turns them into movers
  • others, zhu li turns into books
  • bumi urging kya to talk to asami about her harbored feelings toward korra 
  • “why me?” “i dunno i figured it was a gay thing?”
  • bumi laughing until his stomach aches with bolin
  • bumi meditating in mako’s company
  • bumi taking it upon himself to be the comic relief korra needs
  • bumi feeling a huge burst of pride when korra says that shes proud of him before she shakes her head and apologizing awkwardly
  • “i dont know what that was about”
  • bumi belonging somewhere, being apart of his family as a respected equal
  • idk bumi 
  • i have a lot of feelings about bumi
  • jyn: why did you try to kill my dad after telling me that you were not going to kill my dad
  • cassian: im better at rebelling against stuff than you
  • jyn: yeah you are but but that doesnt answer my question fucker
  • everyone else : *uncomfortable silence*
  • me, crawling out of the ships hatch, a bit disheveled looking but otherwise fine and unharmed: hey so like is anyone gonna -- no dont freak out its fine. yes ive been here the whole time. no im not.... listen. Listen its FINE -- is nobody going to address the fact that jyn's father has killed several people and eaten their flesh on television

anonymous asked:

What are some headcannons for Matt the radar technician? (More of being in a relationship with him/being cute together, if you will) :) Thanks.

oH BOY I SAW THIS LAST NIGHT BUT DIDN’T ANSWER CAUSE IT WAS ON MOBILE *claps hands* let’s get some shit straight


  • Matt is a complete and utter klutz, nothing like his alter ego kylo
  • Just imagine his tall, awkward, figure always tripping and stumbling over his own feet, constantly screwing up something he has to fix
  • imagine how embarrassed he gets when he sees you (reader, you? what ever, I’ll go with you) there after he makes a fool of himself
  • he tends to keep a serious face, but when it comes to his clumsiness, he can’t help but blush
  • speaking of seriousness, matt can be so damn intimidating with his height, but you like messing with his blonde curls and thick glasses because ‘you’re such a dork, why are people intimidated by you?’
  • okay, but get this, matt being a HUGE nervous wreck
  • constantly dropping his wrench every time you walk by
  • or failing miserably on a simple task because ‘you were too close and you’re bursting my bubble but in reality you make me fucking nervous’
  • seeing matt shirtless and realizing HE is the shredded one
  • MATT
  • IS
  • SHREDDED
  • ‘damn, matt, kylo seems to have competition, look at those damn abs!’
  • matt being completely shy about being ‘exposed’ to you because he had to change his outfit thanks to some oil spilling onto him–again, thanks to you being too close
  • matt is constantly defending/admiring kylo and you love to piss him off and counter everything he says
  • it gets to a point where he just stands up and yells that kylo is amazing and you’re just jealous and you just laugh because ‘don’t tell me you’re in love with him, he could literally kill you’
  • matt just sighing because you always have the last words and really doesnt want to expose his true identity by force choking you
  • you and matt having a ‘thing’ and the janitors closet is always your go-to place
  • just imagine in one of those meet ups in the closet you two have a heavy make out session that his glasses are tilted in a way that it makes you laugh and he doesnt understand why
  • you fixing his glasses because ‘no one can see you like that’
  • imagine you being some higher ranking officer and matt being very protective of you and people don’t understand as to why ‘this nerd is always out to defend her’
  • matt accidentally exposing himself because the two of you were having a bit too much fun in one of the cruisers while ‘fixing it up’ only for your fingers to get caught in a not and literally ripping the wig off
  • you being mortified but kylo/matt assures that he won’t act any differently around you as his really self
  • you not believing him and running away, scared out of your mind
  • matt/kylo still keeping his disguise because he really enjoys your company although you ‘hate’ him now for lying to him
  • eventually he does enough apologizing and begging that you accept his alter ego, but prefer him as the ‘blond dork’
  • matt being put to fix something for hux and hux being a complete pain in the ass about it
  • you know its kylo and can’t help but stifle a laugh because you know how BAD he wants to choke the life out of hux
  • hux not understanding as to why you’re so red
  • hux finding out that matt is kylo because the two of you decided to have some ‘fun’ on his desk and he sees the wig on the ground
  • hux is m o r t i f i e d
  • hux probably gauges his eyes out
  • phasma being the only one to know matts true identity
  • phasma watching from afar as one of her troops piss off matt by kicking his wrench ‘kylo better not kill him’
  • you’re phasmas right hand lady/man and she tries to warn you about matt in a non obvious way but you don’t get it
  • always finding yourself in TERRIBLE situations with matt
  • in all honesty, you’re terrified of the tall blond, so when you get stuck in an elevator with him…
  • lets just say you have a heart attack and matt nearly goes off on how ‘you need to relax’
  • you growing wide eyed bc wtf how does he know you’re freaking out
  • oh no, phasma tried warning you “YOU’RE KYLO?!”
  • matt is a TERRIBLE flirt, and since he has this disguise, he decides to try his ‘game’ and fails
  • matt trying to flirt with you but its embarrassing and he just runs away…literally
  • matt almost setting something on fire
  • matt freaking out because ‘theres a fuCKING FIRE’
  • matt panicking and you walking in casually with a fire extinguisher ‘you really suck at your job, matt’
  • ‘ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS REWIRE SOMETHING AND HERE YOU ARE BURNING DOWN THE BASE’
  • matt trying to cheat his way through his work with the force but you nearly catch him
  • matt being really touchy with you and he can’t help but touch you because what is human contact
  • matt always sneaking kisses when no one is looking
  • someone catching you, the lieutenant, kissing matt the radar technician…what even?
  • you and matt sneaking off to MANY places in order to do what you gotta do
  • kylo taking this disguise in order to spend more ‘outside’ time with you
  • matt is really close to you, like a lost puppy, and you always lie a reassuring hand on his thigh when sitting in the dining hall
  • matt whispering sweet nothings to you when your co-workers aren’t paying attention
  • MATT BEING A BIG TEDDY BEAR AND YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT bc kylo is the total opposite and is a cactus
  • dating matt is so much easier than kylo, duh
  • matt trying to take you on different dates around the base because kylo can’t really
  • MATT BEING A COMPLETE SWEETHEART
  • WHERE TF DID THIS SIDE OF HIM COME FROM?!
  • matt being a creep bc he’s a creep and he stares at you like the creep he is because he thinks you’re really pretty and has bad social skills
  • ‘hi, i’m a creep and that’s why i’m creepily staring at you, wanna date?’
  • surprisingly, you say yes because you think he’s cute and you know how awkward he is
  • in the end, he wasn’t all that bad, just very jittery and shy and apprehensive
  • that is until he thought it was a smart move to kiss you
  • you were going to smack him but-hey, wait, he’s a really good kisser wtf?
  • MATT BEING KILLER IN BED
  • matt being either submissive and dominant
  • MATT BEING ROUGH AND DOMINANT AND WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS COME FROM?!
  • matt being gentle and submissive and wow he’s really good
  • ok i really should stop, but did i mention that MATT IS SHREDDED
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA!! THE MOST PURE, GOOD, AMAZING, SIN-AMON ROLL EVERRRRRRRZ

*sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh* WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT LAURA! I COULD HONESTLY GO ON FOREVER and anyone who knows me irl knows that when asked about laura or my tumblr buds i will EEEEEE!! and ramble some super sentimental nonsense that comes nowhere close to describing the way i actually feel about laura. but you guys on here all know laura too, and understand what i mean, bc they are honestly the most kind-hearted, truly good human being in the world AND IF ANYONE HURTS THEM I WOULD KILL OKAY!!! but anyways, heres a list of stuff:

  • laura ACTUALLY LISTENS to my ENDLESS rants about pretty much anything and is one of the few people who doesnt seem to find them tiresome but ACTUALLY CARES and this means the absolute world to me. i love talking to them so much they are the first person i want to tell everything meaningful or exciting or whatever
  • case in point: laura ACTUALLY LISTENS to me going on and on about graham’s tweets/internet presence to the point where they find them GENUINELY HILARIOUS and at times will post a tweet if i haven’t and is the one who will text me in the morning with a screenshot of his twitter if i have missed something truly essential (the “gramon: i’ve found him” tweet was one of them) AND ONCE WE SKYPED AND LAUGHED AT HIS TWEETS FOR LIKE 2 HOURS and this is not laura’s main fandom or anything this is all cause they love me and listen to me and honestly it means so much to me FEEEELS
  • laura is my favorite person to talk to about music because they feel just as strongly as i do about the importance of the whole album and how things that are perfect to us are things that are lovely and flawed and human and ZOOROPA MEANS JUST AS MUCH TO THEM AS IT DOES TO MEEEEEEEEEE and they dissect every little detail about what makes it perfect and i love that they love the passengers album and zooropa best bc for years (i’m not even exaggerating YEARS) i wanted to find someone who felt the same way about the mid-90s u2 stuff bc it is so interesting and different and lovely and full of contradictions that make all the best things in the world (including laura themself) and i tear up thinking about how perfect it is that their url is @beachsequence cause that song is literally them BUT ANYWAYS
  • laura is the one person who i can send really weird shit to and they’ll listen to it and like ACTUALLY LIKE IT!! (that black grape album, omg the fact that laura loves it is everything) and they will send me stuff like brian eno and kraftwerk and it is so cool bc it is so laura and the fact that we can share music with each other is like all i’ve ever wanted in life (OMG THIS POST IS GETTING SUPER EMOTIONAL AHH IM SORRY)
  • AND OKAY laura makes me laugh so hard and they will write tags and stuff that make me die of laughter and again they are the one person i always want to tell first whenever anything hilarious happens (omg laura listens to me going on about greg so much but like again they love me so they find it funny too)
  • AND WHEN WE SKYPE WE ALWAYS LISTEN TO MUSIC AND DANCE AND SING AND WE ARE SUCH NERDS BUT IT IS THE BEST
  • and laura is everything good and smol and adorable and precious and good MY SIGNIFICANT OTTER #LAUREX 4 LYFE
  • AND THEIR SELFIES I LIKE LITERALLY SHOW TO MY FRIENDS IRL AND AM LIKE LOOOOOOOK AT LAURA LOOOOOOOK HOW PERFECT AND AMZING AND SMOL AND FIERCE LOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!
  • omg….seriously this isn’t even everything, they are my favorite person in the world honestly, more than graham, they are such a source of light and comfort and joy in my life and it has been over two years now and they have made such a huge difference in my life, and having just graduated like seriously laura, i couldn’t have done it without you i love you so much 
  • HONEY NUT FEELIOS