But what if… Humans are the galaxies best wing men ever becaus:
Um no, we do not want to steal that 500lb purple jellatenous toxic love from you
Humans are bragging all the time anyways, so it’s not weird if they start bragging about our ailien friend
If there was a miscommunation and the intended was already spoken for… there is nobody better to be stuck in a barfightbwith because, a) humans are all terrifying and brutish b) If you win its a great story told tomorrow c) if you loose its a great story told tomorrow
Humans are always uninhibited it seems, even if they aren’t drunk, they are always starting conversations with strangers
Also, we are big cuddlers Which is nice if everything went wrong and it’s time to hug it out
Humans are so excitable that its like having your own personal cheersquad.
(Yeah you go Quztak! You go tell ‘em they’ve got a great squiggle!)
Some back story first: I ran a campaign where I’d switch off with some PC’s and some players would switch out with other players. It worked out for us… until DM inconsistency started to crumble and I was made base DM. Leaving my character, Nye (a male dragonborn reincarnated as a female human), as an NPC. Now, Nye was a first gen. character from the original DM’s sessions (one of 2 who ‘survived’ that long) so he was up to the gils in backstory, became the Lord of the land, and stayed in touch with the PCs. This session, the party had just finished revealing the big bad’s plan and they needed an artifact in a palace on a floating mountain (<-spell plague).
*Barges into palace*
NPC Small Female/Halfling: Sorry, we’re not open today, please come back later.
PC F/Elf: It’s okay, we’re not tourists. We just need something.
NPC: Eh- sorry. NO.
PC M/Gnome: It’s okay, Nye sent us. *shows document*
NPC: I don’t care if who sent yuh! And I’ll seND YOU RIGHT BACK!
PC M/Teifling: Look lady, Nye owns this entire region including this mountian, so step aside.
Gnome: Besides, he owns this place.
NPC: Iown this place. Nye can answer to ME. And if he doesn’t like it, I’ll tell em to go F*CK HIMSELF.
Gnome: How dare you talk about him like that!
NPC: I’ll talk about him whatever way I want.
Tiefling: Who do you think you are??
NPC: Oh I donno, the person who sucks his dick at night!
I don’t care what anyone says. Game of Thrones/Asoiaf is the best series to ever exist. Jon x Danerys is also one of the most fucking wonderful couples to exist, ever. They’re just so…. SO… GOOD.
I tagged this post appropriately so your tumblr savior should block it if you don’t like spoilers. BUT ONCE AGAIN… SPOILERS AHEAD SCROLL FAR, FAR AWAY IF YOU DON’T WANT TO READ.
You guys I’m shook. So happy. I need to shout it out and talk to someone, lol. My Jonerys heart is like… So warm and fuzzy right now.
Let’s see where to begin… First, Tyrion mentions that all the people Dany has mentioned are people who’ve fallen for her and confirms to her that yes indeed Jon loves her.
Jon says that Danerys is the only one that can save them.
When Tyrion tells Dany to stay and she says she’s not doing nothing again and Drogon roars like “Ya Mom! You tell em! Let’s go save daddy <3″
Jon watching Daenerys and Drogon kick ass.
Later he finally calls her a cute nickname Dany and to me that shows his affection and bond with her; which then turns into MY QUEEN. This sounds more like him calling her his personal queen, like a proposal or some romantic thing because she asks how will his people accept her and he says that they will come to love her like he did. They both know it, they know they love one another and they’re finding it hard to breathe.
Jon– the way he and Dany look at one another when she flies in on her dragons.
The way Dany and Jon both look at Viserion as he falls down in battle.
When Jon tells Dany the people who swore allegiance to him will come to see her for the wonderful woman she is and that she is deserving of it.
The way Jon and Dany look at one another as they reach their hands out for one another.
Dany’s face when Jon doesn’t take her hand because he has to protect her and Drogon from oncoming wights.
Dany’s face when she watches Jon fight the wights alone.
The way Jon pushes himself in front of everyone, including Tormund so he can get a front seat view of his lady Daenerys and his baby Drogon.
The way Jon is so fucking happy and ecstatic to see her and the dragons.
Dany’s reaction when Jon falls into the lake.
When Jon realizes the Night King is going to attack Drogon and he protects Dany and Drogon telling them to leave NOW. He even sacrifices himself so they can escape.
The way Jon gets super pissed when her precious Viserion dies, because he knows how much it will hurt her. I’ve never seen him this mad at the white walkers and wights before. This is the maddest I’ve seen Jon besides the The Battle of The Bastards. He honestly goes papa mode and sacrifices all for her. Honestly going all on his own and beginning to fight them. I think he was headed for the Night King (which is saying a lot since he’s going on his OWN to get revenge for HER), he was so fucking angry. It’s cute as well because it also means Jon has grown fond of the dragons. They have a great mama and papa :) imagine how Jon and Dany would be with a real kid.
The look Jon gives and how he’s extremely apologetic.
The way Dany refuses his apology because she doesn’t blame him at all.
The look Jon gives when he wakes up and is happy to know the first thing he sees is Dany.
The look Dany gives Jon when he wakes up.
Did I mention Dany sees Jon’s scars?
Danerys sits by Jon’s beside for presumably days.
Daenerys is the first thing he sees when he wakes up, and he grabs her and says sorry :)
The way she looks at his chest and realizes what really happened.
How they fucking hold hands multiple times and how Jon doesn’t want to let go of her hand.
Both of their heavy and un-even breathing around one another.
When Jon finally gets some rest but then opens up his eyes after she leaves to think about her.
The longing stare Jon gives Dany because he doesn’t want to let go of her hand.
The sad look Jon gives when he has to let go of her hand.
The way both of them look at their entwined hands.
How Dany tenderly rubs his hand.
How they look at one another.
Dany’s ice queen clothing~ Jon’s ice queen :D
How they both promise to give themselves to one another, her loyalty to him and his to her, and that they’ll destroy the white walkers and wights together.
Dany standing on the edge of the mountain waiting for Jon to return.
Dany being there when they bring Jon in to save him.
Jon being shirtless with Dany around ;)
JON AND DANY BEING ON A FUCKING SHIP WHICH IS LIKE.. MY SHIP IS LITERALLY FUCKING SAILING.
^ Honestly, they’re my only ship I’ve ever had in my whole life that is LITERALLY sailing. Canon wise, in my heart wise, and what’s the most amusing is realistically they’re sailing too.
Kit and Emilia CAN act. Haters, you’re soooo wrong. Jon and Dany make the cutest ship ever (fuck all the others in my fandoms.. I don’t even care about my other ships anymore, lololol.) and I only wished Kit and Emilia were dating in real life too. Don’t worry, I love Rose! <3 though I wish I could marry Kit and or Jon Snow, so bad. x)
JONERYS FANS REJOICE AND LET’S ALL HUG. OMG. YAY US.
“Ain’t much we can
do, unless you wanna go tell ‘em to stop.”
“Answered your own question then, didn’t ya Kagome?”
“But we can’t just sit here. It feels so… intrusive.”
“Keh! They’re the ones being gross in public. It’s
their own fault if they get an audience.”
“I mean, I know they haven’t seen each other for awhile,
but… it looks like they’re trying to eat each other’s faces.”
“More like eat each other’s tongues.”
“Tell it to those two!”
“This is the last time I ever go anywhere with Sango
“They’re just… so…”
“… publicly affectionate.”
“How’d you get roped into being here, Inuyasha?”
“I’m Miroku’s ride. You?”
“Sango and I had a movie date, but, well, the plans
changed when Miroku called at the last minute.”
“I really wouldn’t have minded if Sango cancelled our
plans. I know how weird Miroku’s work schedule has been, and it’s hard for them
to have time together… but I think she felt bad about it, and kept insisting
I should come along. Kinda wish I’d said no.”
“You shoulda said ’fuck
“… I won’t argue with you there.”
“This is really putting me off my food.”
“The whole restaurant is staring at us.”
“I guess it’s dinner and a show.”
“Ugh, don’t say shit like that, you’re gonna make me
more nauseous than I already am.”
“… goddamn, did his hand just…?”
“And did she just—”
“Looks like it.”
“… fucking gross.”
“I can’t believe we haven’t been kicked out of here
“… You know what? Fuck this. Let’s go.”
“Let’s get out of here. Just 'cuz those two won’t get a
room doesn’t mean we have to sit here and watch 'em.”
“You want us to ditch our friends?”
“Like they’d even care.”
“We could start a knife fight in here and they wouldn’t
notice. I mean, look at them.”
“… yeah, okay. Let’s go.”
Don’t forget your coat.”
“What about the tab?”
“Let them deal with it.”
“I dunno, that doesn’t seem very—”
“We’ll pay 'em back later, let’s just go before I start puking.”
“All right. Where should we go?”
“We can hit that movie you and Sango were gonna see.”
“Works for me.”
“… we could get dinner afterwards, too. If, y'know,
we’re hungry or whatever.”
“… Inuyasha, are you asking me on a date?”
“Keh! No. I’m rescuing your ass from our disgusting
“Ah. I see.”
“It ain’t a date.”
“I believe you.”
“… if it were
a date—which it isn’t, okay?—but if it were, would you, er…”
Can you please do a blurb with Niall and his gf or girl he is seeing the morning after they were out and it's the first time anyone has found about them? (Kinda like Niall & Celine) and she's upset and how he reacts! Thank you xx
She’s not good enough for him.
What’s he see in her? She’s not even that pretty.
I heard she’s a real bitch.
She keeps trying to make them happen. When will she accept that they aren’t going to happen?
Look at Niall’s face, he clearly doesn’t wanna be there.
Pfffft. Don’t worry y’all. This is clearly a PR stunt. Niall’s new CD is coming out. She’s nothing.
Thank God. I never imagined Niall would choose someone like her.
I wish I’d never looked at Instagram this morning. I don’t know what on earth possessed my sister to post a picture of Niall and I kissing on her Instagram last night. It was her engagement party, why she wanted the spotlight on anyone else but her was beyond me. But there it was in screaming color. Niall and I holding onto each other, almost fused to each other while we shared a quick, private kiss on the dance floor.
The picture was nice actually. An intimate moment I probably would have put in a frame and kept by my bed for those nights when he was gone. But now? I wanted that picture to disappear.
Word travels fast. And in the One Direction fandom, it travels at twice the speed of light. My sister posted the picture seven hours ago and there were already 3,281 comments on it. I didn’t realize people could even type that fast. Some of these girls wrote entire dissertations on why it is I was completely wrong for the boy I’d been dating for the past seven months.
This is a simple analytical case study of Charles Manson in which I will focus primarily on the astrological explanation behind certain quotes of his. You may need basic knowledge of Manson’s life and crimes in order to understand what he’s saying. (It’s a pretty long post so I put it under the cut.)