teleportation in time

I needed to make shangst because the shance !!! reunion !!! was !!! not !!! shown !!! enough !!! And also because I need them to be vulnerable with eachother 😢💕

T’Challa’s Abilities

Just a few things he can do, nothing much really. A pretty lowkey king.

  • Super-Genius Intelligence: 
    • Polymath genius
    • Eidetic memory
    • One of the 8 smartest people on Earth
    • Has a PhD in physics from Oxford University (possibly more)
    • Combined alchemy w/ science to create a new scientific field called Shadow Physics
      • allows him to track vibranium on a quantum level, craft weapons that are effective against vibranium
      • created a teleportation device which at the time ripped apart anyone using it w/ great healing ability
  • Master Martial Artist: 
    • Master of all martial arts including African an unknown forms
    • Master of stealth, disguise, etc.
    • Considered one of the best martial artists to have ever walked the Earth
  • Weapons Master: 
    •  Has mastered all known weapons
  • Master Acrobat: 
    • Rigorously trained gymnast and acrobat
  • Expert Marksman: 
    • Master marksman adept with hunting knives, firearms, and other projectile weaponry
  • Master Tactician: 
    • Genius tactician, strategist, and leader who is practically peerless 
    • Was taught tactics and strategies in his youth by his father who encouraged him to always think two steps ahead of his enemies and three steps ahead of his friends
    • Able to out think and out maneuver individuals such as Tony Stark, and other geniuses
  • Expert Tracker & Hunter: 
    • Even without his superhuman senses, he is a master tracker and hunter. Can pick up a prey’s scent and memorize tens of thousands of individual ones.
  • Multilingual:
    • Can fluently speak his native language, English, and other various languages.
  • Master Inventor: 
    • Can invent various devices with special properties when needed
    • Can duplicate practically any other technology after learning how they work or by glancing at the designs
  • Superhuman Strength:
    • Demonstrated exceptional feats of strength like wrestling down a Rhino and breaking its neck, knocking out a Polar Bear, stopping a Elephant’s charge, sending Namor flying with a kick despite his opponent’s superhuman durability, destroying a water mill by bracing himself on the ground and flexing his muscles, even killing a T-Rex dinosaur while using a palm tree as a catapult while in a weakened state
    • Classed at the peak of human potential
    • Marvel handbooks class him strong enough to lift 800 lbs
    • Superhumanly acute senses (like heat vision), enhanced strength, speed, agility, stamina, durability, healing, and reflexes
  • Diplomatic Immunity
  • Insanely Rich

(characters had to look for a magical locker in the lich’s lair, and, granted, avoided the main room; our cleric was sending a monk to one of the side rooms, since he could teleport, for three times to check if the said locker might be inside, and at last he couldn’t take it any longer)

Monk: There is no locker there! There never was a locker there! Stop hoping for the best!

DM: (OOC) I love how he looked at me while saying that.

Superpowers... but your clothes make it awkward
  • Invisibility: but your clothes don't turn invisible with you
  • Shapeshifting: but your clothes don't change with you
  • Sizeshifting: but your clothes stay the same size
  • Pyrokinesis: but your clothes aren't immune to your own flames
  • Liquification: but your clothes don't turn liquid with you
  • Super-speed: but the friction causes your clothes to wear out really fast
  • Teleportation: but your clothes can't come with you
  • Intangibility: but your clothes stay tangible (and drop right off your intangible body)
  • Time travel: but your clothes need to stay in the present
  • Stopping time: but your clothes are stopped too (you have to be naked before you even stop time)
  • Forcefield: but your clothes are also repelled (they just burst right off you)

Sharing this for KaiShin reasons.

I love how Conan is KIDs favourite audience. Because Conan alsways motivates him to do his best. Otherwise he wouldn’t amaze him…and amazing someone like Conan is the highest praise for Kaito, that’s for sure.

“That kind of magic should I use to boggle his mind next time?” - he said, after almost being blown up by him.

And next time he got a beautiful reaction even though he didn’t suceed with “teleporting” the second time. He was happy to have achieved such a reaction out of Conan.

You can’t deny that their relationship is anything but boring lol.

you know that one ending where sans and papyrus move in with toriel in the ruins and papyrus says he’s gonna be a great mom to all the humans that’ll fall

that one’s my aesthetic

imagine toriel giving papyrus mom-lessons. she teaches him how to feed a human, how to put a human to sleep, how to heal a human, how to play with a human,,,

imagine him and sans wearing robes with the delta rune just like toriel does

imagine falling into the underground and being greeted by papyrus. he’s been waiting next to the flowerbed every day for 3 years bc he wants to see another human

imagine papyrus freaking out because toriel and sans don’t seem to have the ability to shut up with their stupid puns. i mean, papyrus likes puns too, but his are actually clever!!!

imagine toriel and papyrus yelling at sans because he leaves his socks everywhere

imagine getting lost in the ruins, and then you see a trail of socks leading back to toriel’s house. like the breadcrumbs in hansel and gretel. 

imagine papyrus teaching toriel how to karate chop the vegetables when they cook, because that’s what undyne taught him how to do it. toriel rolls up her sleeves and punches the carrots so hard that the counter breaks. papyrus is impressed and goat mom is strong 

imagine sans teleporting back to snowdin from time to time even if he knows he’s not supposed to, bc he just has to go to grillby’s. i mean, what are the dogs going to do without him? they need to be pet and play fetch and someone has to feed them food from the table. it’s basically his duty to make sure they keep being “good boys”

The Time Traveler

A/N: K, so I’ve been watching Family Guy like nearly daily and Stewie has a time machine… and I had toyed with this idea before and decided to do it!
ALSO! Let’s pretend there’s no such thing as language barriers.
- Admin Finn

Diligently, Mark polished the machine.
You stepped closer, marveling at the distorted reflection mirrored in the lustrous metal.

“I’ll go-”

“No-” you countered, “I’ll go.”

Mark sighed to himself, letting the blue rag he held fall limply to the steel table.

“It’s dangerous-” he muttered.

His features were knit together in anguish, his lips pursed.
You strode past him, inputting a date and set of geographic coordinates into the device.

“I’ve come too far,” you began, “I must know if it works.”

Mark placed the contraption upon the concrete of the garage floor.
He grasped your wrist, tugging you into an embrace; he was terrified.

“I’ll be here,” he murmured, lowering his gaze.

You abandoned him, stepping onto the metal contraption.

“Turn on the camera,” you ordered.

Mark obeyed your command, the red light above the lens beaming at you.

“Test of the TTM with my college Mark at Neo-Culture Technologies,” you prompted, gazing into the camera, “I’ll return in approximately 30 minutes,” you added.

Slowly, Mark paced behind the camera.

“I’ll be traveling to-”

“1428, Korea”

“1837, US”

“1952, Korea”

hcs for a voltron au

- obviously a fire/ explosion quirk (like bakugou)
- when he realizes that he likes lance, his body just kinda,, bursts into flames 
- when he gets flustered, he also kinda just,, bursts into flames
- was set on being the loner kid but shiro kinda forced him to make friends
- pidge was his first friend and that was kinda how he met everyone but not because keith and pidge are the best brotp
- keith’s quirk developed later than most kids but he’s much stronger than most kids
- sophomore at the garrison (this is his first year at the garrison)
- mother is from the galra gang (his dad is quirkless, so that’s where he got his quirk from)
- allura didn’t talk to keith for a week when she found that out
- gay ace trans guy

- uses the water around him and can kinda just,, move it (can also breathe under water) lmao im running out of ideas dont judge me
- was super scared when one day in kindergarten he was just chilling and when he moved his hands water would move with them
- will casually just throw water on keith when he bursts into flames
- sophomore at the garrison
- can also heal with the water (has to be the special water from the pond behind his house)
- has a lot of family members but him, his mother, and youngest sister are the only ones with the quirk 
- been hunk’s best friend since kindergarten
- bi trans guy

- teleportation
- can teleport anywhere any time
- used to use this to bother keith when they were kids and played hide and seek shiro thats a crappy thing for a big brother to do 
- is a teacher at the garrison (new teacher though)
- coincidentally teaches keith’s homeroom
- eats lunch with keith everyday (its what started the rumors lmao)
- picked up on keith’s crush on lance very quickly
- constantly teases him about it
- pan 

- electricity quirk
- p much just generates electricity from her body and shoots people with it
- one time lance teased her about it but she poked his stomach and he got shocked 
- lance learned his lesson
- best friend is keith, but also v close with lance, hunk, and shiro
- known shiro for a few years bc his best friend is matt 
- known hunk and lance since middle school (is a freshman at the garrison, but somehow in the same class as hunk, lance, and keith)
- only recently got her brother back from the galra - a big villain gang that terrorizes the city
- nonbinary; uses she/her and they/them pronouns (but doesn’t completely hate he/him)
- aro ace

- skin can turn super fucking hard so it acts as armor
- arms can shoot shit out like wow dude what a cool fucking quirk
- isn’t the most skilled with his quirk yet, but is getting there
- uses it best when he’s trying to defend his friends
- had his quirk a bit before lance got his
- was there when lance discovered his quirk
- pan

- can talk to animals 
- has four mice that follow her around and do the shit she tells them to do
- parents died when she was young, so her father’s best friend, Coran took her in and raised her
- junior at the garrison (still in the same class as everyone else)
- zarkon killed alfor (despite being one of his closest friends)
- her mother had a sister (that was disowned by the family when she sided with the galra gang) but allura never learned her name (she would learn it later on, though
- bi

- can grow his mustache to sling enemies around into the setting its all i could come up with 
- principal of the garrison
- favorite student is lance
- gay

- same quirk as pidge
- recently saved from the galra
- became a teacher shortly after getting saved
- low key has a crush on shiro (almost all the students that arent spreading rumors about shiro and keith can notice it)
- when he gets flustered, his quirk shows it (since him and pidge have the same quirk, her quirk shows it for her as well)
- when he gets flustered/ when he blushes hardcore, his hair gets really electric at the ends 
- also a gay ace trans guy

- son of zarkon, the leader of the galra gang
- quirk is telepathy (he can also control people with his mind)
- knew about keith and lance liking each other before they did
- was barely accepted into the garrison (because hes the son of a villain)
- everyone in his class hates him (especially allura)
- originally he attended the garrison because his father wanted him to infiltrate from the inside, to destroy the heroes from the inside
- but then he fell in love with lance and allura and couldnt continue with his plans
- he ends up being the awkward friend that everyone hates but stays with for no apparent reason
- junior, in the same class
- much to keiths disapproval, he and lance became kinda close friends (pidge and hunk became closer, keith had shiro and matt, allura had coran; lance felt kinda alone)
- lance became close with lotor before he became the awkward friend (back when he was still in his original plan)
- lotor thought that he could destroy the strongest heroes in the school (they were called Team V; shiro, hunk, etc) by controlling lance
- but then he ended up falling for lance (lance knew of his feelings but didn’t reciprocate them and lotor wasnt a complete ass and didnt force his feelings onto lance, especially since he knew lance is in love with keith) and could no longer go through with his plan
- lied to his father about the plan
- one day, haggar saw lotor hanging out casually with team v and almost ratted out lotor to zarkon but didnt
- haggar still talked to lotor about it later though
- bi

- lotor’s biological mother (though lotor doesnt know that) and allura’s aunt
- has the same quirk lotor does
- even though she hates going against zarkon (she took pride in being his most loyal servant) she still sides with lotor in the end
- eventually lotor discovers that he is her son and figures out that thats why she all of a sudden stopped being such a kiss ass to zarkon
- eventually (after zarkon is completely defeated by team v and other heroes) becomes a teacher at the garrison
- when the people in the galra gang get locked up in prison, haggar suggests for team v to stay there while they attend the garrison, since (even though its underground) its v close to the school
- after siding with lotor and p much abandoning zarkon, she realized she was in fact Not Straight
- after a bit of questioning with labels, she realized she was gay and ace
- when her and coran were teenagers (before her family disowned her), they were best friends
- they quickly fall back into that routine and become true wlw and mlm solidarity
- gets a lot of shit at the garrison for the fact she used to be a villain (uses mind control to make them piss themselves or shit their pants every time)
- people learned quickly to not be a bitch to her

General hcs
- the school they go to is called the garrison
- the kids at the garrison dont know that keith and shiro are half brothers so half of them think that they have some weird student/teacher thing going on and the other half think that shiro is just playing favorites
- keith and shiro both find it funny and uncomfortable at the same time
- the rumors that they were dating died down when someone saw keith and lance kiss one time and they just,, fizzled out quickly
- despite pidge and matt’s height difference, people find it difficult to tell them apart (except when they’re in the same room, the height difference makes it easy to tell them apart then)
- people in their class had a bet going on with three different sides to it
   - the most people betted on keith and lance becoming a thing
   - the second most people betted on keith and shiro having a student/teacher thing
   - a few people bet that hunk and lance were more than friends (they kinda just lay on each other when tired who can blame them)
- the klance people won
- the classes in the garrison are pretty big (about 30-40 people a class) and aren’t decided by what grade you’re in
- the garrison goes by the whole four years for high school thing
- haggar, coran, matt, and shiro all eat lunch together in the teacher’s lounge
- meanwhile the rest of team v has to pull two tables together (one table would only seat 4 people, they have 6)

Well! The season 3 premiere was incredible and I think another Tomco week in order, but there’s a twist. For the next week, I will be working with wholesome-tomstar-week to bring you…

Wait, what? Well, allow me to explain!

So, Stomco (also known to some as Tomstarco or Startomco) is the triad of Star, Tom, and Marco. I fully encourage artwork of all three of them together this time around, though if you only wanna do Tomco, or Tomstar, or even Starco, you still can, I just encourage the inclusion of the third member too in some way. Because no matter what these three are gonna be a great team and hang out together.

So, without further ado, here are our prompts!

Day 1 - July 30 - Makeovers

Let’s be real, all three of them enjoy looking their best. Star does makeovers, Tom may just be wearing eyeliner (crew artwork seems to imply that sometimes) and Marco in his Princess Marco persona is absolutely cool with make-up too. So hey, let’s show them making each other super pretty!

Day 2 - July 31 - Royal Tea Party

Star, Tom, and Marco get all dressed up for a nice spot of tea, with or without their families. And yet Tom is probably hopped up on sugar and Star is trying to balance spoons on her nose while Marco records a video of her. Give me your silliest royal tea parties.

Day 3 - August 1 - Love Sentence

The trio loves Love Sentence. Tom and Marco bonded over it, Star and Marco found that they both love it, so what does that mean? TIME TO PARTY TO LOVE SENTENCE! Karaoke, concerts, watching YouTube videos on the TV, whatever they wanna do to enjoy the most awesome band ever together.

Day 4 - August 2 - Babysitting

Where them babies at?? They get to watch after Buff Frog’s buff babies, or the laser puppies, or maybe even Star’s baby cousins! How do they handle the feeding and the entertainment of such tiny, adorable people? Up to you!

Day 5 - August 3 - Teaming Up

The trio confronts an enemy ready to fight them, possibly to the death. Over what? How do they handle it? Epic showdown time!

Day 6 - August 4 - Dimension Hopping

Marco and Star have dimensional scissors and Tom can teleport. Time for a date in a strange other dimension! Maybe the sky is filled with cotton candy and the rivers are chocolate! Or everything is bouncy! Or they meet weird travelers from another dimension (crossover potential!) Give them a fun time.

Day 7 - August 5 - Cuddle Session

Too many adventures together, the trio is tired. Let’s let them settle down for some warm snuggles, complete with blankets and movies and snacks. <3

So that’s the next week! Again you can choose to focus on certain pairings only if you like but it’ll be nice to include whoever isn’t part of the pairing in the scenarios too. I will be reblogging everything relating to it and using the relevant ship tags for searching later. And wholesome-tomstar-week will also reblog your posts. Now, the rules, which can always be found in the About page!

1. Please use the Tomco tag on everything you post for a week. You may of course use main show tags, such as svtfoe and Star Vs, since they are from the show, but just make sure Tomco is also tagged for blacklisting purposes.

1a. Since this is Stomco Week in particular, also make sure to use Stomco, Starco, Tomstar, etc if applicable

2. You may also want to use ‘Tomco Week’ as a tag as well, just to make it easier for me to find your work. I’ll be reblogging everything on the relevant days.

2a. In the same vein as 1a., since this is Stomco Week, feel free to use that tag too, as well as whatever others you think are fitting. Reblogs here will call this week “Week 6″ though (for future searching reference, and it will also be that way on my tags page).

3. You may post entries early, they just won’t be reblogged here until the relevant day comes up. Feel free to shoot me a message but odds are I’ll like it so I can find it later.

4. If you miss the day, don’t worry. I will reblog them as soon as you get it posted. Again, shoot me a message if I miss it. I’ll be tagging things by day for searching purposes.

5. I’m gonna say that NSFW is allowed, but nothing too explicit, please. I’m not going to check ages but if you want to post more mature content, just make sure it’s got the proper tags and put it under a read more. I do want this blog to be enjoyed by all shippers, and some may not want to see explicit stuff. Let’s keep it tasteful. If something is merely suggestive, I will still use the tag ‘suggestive’ in case you want to blacklist that too.

I’ll accept fanart, fanfiction, cosplay, videos, heck, songs, whatever you wanna share.

Let me know if you have any questions and I look forward to seeing what you come up with! :D I’ll reblog this again about a week from the start as a reminder. And thank you, @jess-the-vampire, for the flyer!


I’ve been thinking about how some bantering between Stephen Strange and Tony Stark would go. I hope they do that in the next movie and I imagine it would be hilarious. I am interested in how you think it would go. -Requested by @punken316

“… So.”


The tension in the air was almost tangible. Maybe it was a bad idea to convince your new friend Stephen Strange to meet your good friend Tony Stark. But Stephen was a sorcerer, and could be a potential valuable member to the Avengers. After all, he already saved the world once. The only problem was getting past the awkward first-meeting stage.

Tony cleared his throat after a long, uncomfortable moment of silence. “… So you’re friends with (y/n), I see.”

Stephen kept his gaze even, like he was trying to stare into Tony’s soul. “Yes, that’s right.”

“That’s… cool.” Tony shifted in his chair. “And… how long did you say you knew each other for again?”

“A month.” 

“That’s… nice.” Tony turned to you. “And you trust this guy that you’ve met for a month, right?”

You nodded your head, “With my life. Stephen’s a good guy, Tony. You can trust me on that.”

“Mm.” He studied the sorcerer with contempt. It was all-too obvious that he didn’t like the guy. “So Stephen, tell me about yourself. (Y/n) mentioned you were a magician. Do you do, like, party tricks or something?”

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anonymous asked:

I've heard a lot of (often extremely angry and strawman fallacy filled) debates on characters and character designs in regards to race, gender, sexuality, etc. I in particular remember a lot of angry discussion after Tracer, the nominal "main" character of Overwatch (she's on the box art at least) was revealed to be a lesbian. I been wondering, exactly how does a design team decide on the protagonists race/gender/sexuality and why do so many game end up with a brown haird white guy as the lead?

Usually, the team leader (executive producer) is the one who decides largest parts of the game - major features, narrative, major characters, and the like. For a game like Overwatch, this would have been deciding that the game would be a team objective-based first person shooter, and draw from character concepts developed from the canceled Titan project. At this point, there isn’t much beyond some basic ideas for what and how the game is supposed to play. Character ideas at this point would be stuff like “fast character who can teleport and rewind time”, “Slow character who can build useful robots in the field to fight or heal”, “Sniper”, and so on.

These core ideas undergo iteration and ideation, usually with some senior developers of varying disciplines that will be the leads for design, engineering, and art. It’s usually here that early concept art starts showing up. The team explores the character concepts outlined by the team leadership here, trying to figure out what sort of character(s) they want. It’s this point where visuals like ethnicity and body shape are decided. It’s also where a lot of games lock in a brown-haired white guy as the protagonist. I suspect that part of the reason for this is because the brown-haired white guy is a really prevalent default hero in a lot of popular media, and that a lot of executive decision-makers tend to be brown haired white guys. 

As time passes and the core game starts to take shape, the character designs also come into sharper focus. Characters go beyond being a visual and collection of gameplay ideas, and start acquiring other features and characteristics. This can manifest in physical features like Hanzo’s tattoos, or in narrative details like Tracer’s accent and mannerisms. It’s usually during this part of development where character details like being a lesbian, or having a family + children, or being a yakuza assassin, or whatever other elements come about.

Most of the time, it all begins with the character’s gameplay role. All of the character’s details will be built to emphasize that gameplay role in as many aspects as possible. Take a look at some of these early concepts for Pharah as an example. Back then, she was just “Rocketman”, and there were several male designs. You can see how the concept artist was experimenting with a variety of different silhouettes, themes, and poses. Body shape, helmet or not, weapon types, etc. are very much in flux. Still, all of them focus on the gameplay concept of shooting rockets and self-propelled flight, which are central to how Pharah plays. Details like ethnicity, sexuality, nationality, etc. are usually secondary aspects created to help support the character’s gameplay. Diversity often shows up at this stage as a something of a secondary goal. It’s important (to some developers), but usually not as important as the gameplay.

This isn’t to say that it doesn’t go the other way around sometimes. Some executive producer types have a very specific experience they are aiming for, and that can be what drives the character concepts and such. For example, the Fullbright company definitely wanted to tell a story about a young woman’s coming of age story during the 90′s in Gone Home, so they built everything on top of that. But there’s a big difference between the team leadership going into really early concept phase saying that the early goal is to make a game about diversity of ethnicity and sexuality, and saying that the early goal is to make a game about shooting the opposing team in a class-based objective-focused team first person shooter.

Got a burning question you want answered?

anonymous asked:

Do you have any Faberry or Bechloe fic recs? You write amazing fanfiction, so I imagine you probably also have good taste in them :D

aw thank you so much! as luck would have it… I do have fic recs for both of those ships! And, well, of course I think of myself as having good taste in fics ;)

I have made a few faberry fic recs in the past, and unfortunately, I haven’t found many more fics with them since then? Granted, I haven’t been as much in a faberry-heavy mood for a few months, so… yeah the fic rec lists are the same. You can find them  here and here.

As for bechloe… okay, well the majority of my favorite Bechloe fics are shorter stories/oneshots (which i believe is the majority of stories i’ve really seen) but granted, I haven’t gone through this entire fandom and scoured for fics like i have for faberry. 

Okay, so without farther adieu:

Bechloe Fic Recs

By Redlance

Experimentation - So, about that one little regret… (aka canon divergent from the second movie and Chloe’s tent confession also known as the slowest burn to ever burn)

this is like the classic quintessential bechloe fic, let’s be real. i’m sure you’ve already read it, but… the hands down best bechloe fic i’ve ever seen.

Exception - Chloe is Beca’s exception to most of the rules she’s set herself in life. Which isn’t anywhere near as difficult for Beca to accept as it should be.

Sure Would Be Prettier - There’s an entire world out there for Beca to see, and she does. It’s filled with beauty and music and wonder, and it’s all pretty breath-taking. But there’s always something missing.

By wherehopelies -

You Still Make Sense to Me (Your Mess Is Mine) - “Chloe fills up all of the spaces inside her that she didn’t even know existed until Chloe was there.“orrrrr the one where it takes a fake-engagement and being domestic as hell for these two idiots to realize they’re in love. Set two years after PP2 and mostly canon compliant. Title taken from Vance Joy’s "Mess is Mine”

By Care -

The Sexual Implications of Teleportation - The first time is a complete freak accident.

eliminate the distance between us - Senior year isn’t really going the way Beca thought it would.A Pitch Perfect 2 AU.

You Know Her Breath Will Catch And How Her Fingers Curl - If someone had asked Beca at the end of her freshman year whose idea it would be to do a Bellas reunion tour, she would have sworn up and down that it would be Aubrey’s.

By gilligankane -

reality is a sliding door - There is a theory: every person has a moment in their life where they make a choice to go left or right. From those possibilities, two parallel lines form, running alongside each other; two concurrent realities. Parallel lines never cross; they run forever next to each other without ever meeting.In one world, Beca Mitchell joins the Barden Bellas.In another world, she wasn’t supposed to.In every world, Beca Mitchell underestimates Chloe Beale.

when gravity’s pulling (you’re still holding my heart) - Beca isn’t sure how she got here.Well, she knows how she got here, in this house, with these girls. She knows all about the real estate process too. But she isn’t sure how she got here: Laying on her bed with her laptop in her lap and her legs bent at the knee, feet flat so Chloe can paint her toenails while she goes over the Bellas history with Legacy and answer every question about the Beca-and-Chloe (fake) dating thing.It’s this part of her life she isn’t so sure about.

Song Beneath the Song - Chloe has always followed the music, because music has given her the best, most important things in her life.  It’s never led her astray. Sometimes, though, she wishes it’d give her a little bit of warning about the roller coaster she’s in for.

By sexonastick -

The Party’s Crashing Us - Beca has never been big into high school activities, but sometimes desperate people do desperate things. Like show up for marching band and get stalked by the creepy redheaded cheerleader who won’t leave you alone.

Bulletproof Use of Bullet Points - Nobody values friendship more than Aubrey Posen. (Even her best friend, Chloe, can really only be said to consider friendship equally as important as Aubrey does.) The point is: it matters.But Beca Mitchell might just be the most annoying person at Barden University. (Important note: she most definitely is.) Tolerating smug shitheads for the sake of someone else is surely the True Meaning of friendship.

By eliseboobman -

One touch and I was a believer (every kiss it gets a little sweeter) - “I wonder how many there are.” Chloe says, pointing up with her finger. She starts to count, moving her finger every time she does, and Beca smiles as she watches her. It’s impossible to count every star in the sky, but obviously Chloe tries. It’s such a Chloe thing to do.

You’re ripped at every edge but you’re a masterpiece - Beca is in love with Chloe. Chloe is in love with Stacie. Stacie is in love with Aubrey. Everything is messed up. (The unrequited love AU that nobody asked for.)

By obstinate_questionings -

This World Is Gonna Burn (Baby You Should Stick Around) - Beca really should have let Chloe know how much she hated ghost stories.[Halloween fic.]

By shitqueen -

Silhouettes -  It’s quite worrisome, how happy-go-lucky, doesn’t know the meaning of boundaries, across-neighbour Chloe Beale doesn’t bother her.  She doesn’t dwell on it though, she just continues on with life and focuses on what’s in front of her. Like, giving Jesse his Chinese food and pushing his legs off her sofa.(or: beca thinks everything is perfect, then chloe moves in across from her. being domestic as hell and secretly in love with each other for two years  come after.)

oh the habits of my heart - Listen, Beca’s not gay.She’s, like, only mildly attracted to German blondes. And, like, half-ish attracted to weirdo redheads with no knowledge on boundaries and how to respect them. So, yeah. Beca’s not gay.

By novel_concept26 -

Storytellers and Legends - Dr. Mitchell has the habit of kicking off his classes with personal stories: stories about a girl so outrageous, she couldn’t possibly be real. At least, that’s what Chloe always told herself. 

(Accidentally) Taking Aim - For Kay’s prompt: “At Barden, the acapella groups are naturally drawn to understanding the world through music. It’s the language they speak, from toners to aca-children, but most of all in the harmonies they make with their mouths. So is it really any wonder that Chloe is falling so hard when Beca is wooing her with her music, even if it’s completely by accident?”

Secrecy - Chloe and Aubrey are best friends; always have been, always will be. Which is what makes this whole thing so weird. Because, see, best friends don’t keep secrets from each other. Most of the time.

Some Kind of Home - Home is where the heart is; Chloe is just better at following hers than most people. Not that Beca gets that at all.

By reliquiaen -

I Am Not Worthy (Not Worthy of This) - Prompt: “I found your tumblr but you don’t know and urg now you’re posting about your crush on this cute person oh wait is that me.”  Got waaaay out of hand.

Jesse’s Girl - “It’s an inner monologue of curses and other assorted expletives coupled with self-derogatory slurs that’s been skipping scratchily through her head for the past ten minutes.” - AU

By lismicro -

this love ain’t enough to leave you - On a one-way trip to Los Angeles, aspiring DJ Beca Mitchell doesn’t expect her world to change. Enter Chloe Beale, photographer and journalist, who doesn’t know how to make hers stand still.

By mooosicaldreamz -

mix the bourgeoisie and the rebel (we got the gift of melody) - Beca is an up and coming producer, Chloe Beale is pop’s newest princess. This is the story of how they fall in love.

By echo_wolf -

Something You Want, Something You Need - Beca Mitchell’s not really sure how, but a copper-haired Cocker Spaniel (who walked into her bathroom while she was singing in the shower) managed to change her life and give her Chloe Beale.  Or the story of how DJ-just-moved-in-down-the-hall Beca and  travelling-private-music-instructor Chloe succeed to be disgustingly domestic with a dog and 5000 miles distance.

By galpalkru -

Don’t You (Forget About Me) - If you drunkenly sleep with your best friend, you’re both just supposed to pretend that you don’t remember, right? Even if you know that she knows that you know that she knows. Yeah.Or the one where Beca and Chloe sleep together and refuse to be the first to admit that they both remember everything.

By lamachine -

embrace the weirdness -  She was working for a sex line. Chloe was a phone sex operator.  Okay. That one, Beca needed time to process.

By theamberissubtle -

Aca-awkward - Chloe gets caught sexting in class by a lecturer who also happens to be the unsuspecting father of her girlfriend.

By chloebeale -

All Apologies - Beca can’t believe it when her gorgeous redheaded neighbor shows up on her doorstep. When she starts crying, admitting that she’s run over what she thinks is Beca’s cat, she doesn’t have the heart to tell her that the feline belongs to the old man next door. And when Chloe locks her keys in her car, she can’t help but invite her in. But even Beca doesn’t expect what happens next.

I’ll stop there for now… I hope you enjoy!

how embarrassing

for day 28 of @snowbaz-feda

word count: 820

Simon feels anxious because he’s at a huge magical event, but Baz unknowingly distracts him.

other feda fics:  DAY 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 10 | 14 | 15 | 26


Simon and I are sitting in a pew and waiting for the world’s trashiest wedding to start, but he can’t sit still. I’ve tried asking him what was wrong, but he’s not talking. Which means I have nothing to do except look at the familiar faces of every other mage in attendance. They invited the entire magical community, which must have cost a fortune, and the wedding is an aesthetic mess. Its so atrocious that I feel embarrassed to even be associated with it.


Nearly every person near me went to Watford. I only vaguely recall the couple who is getting married, but they remembered me well enough to send an invitation. Baz’s father said that this is a society event, and I decided to attend to eat some free cake.

I want to leave, but I promised myself I would stay.

I can’t sit still. Why hasn’t it started yet?

I feel the hum of everyone’s magic around me, and its a constant reminder that I’m not one of them. Not really. Do they know I don’t have magic anymore? Would they take back my invite if they knew?  

Baz sits next to me, whispering critiques in my ear, but his tone suggests that he’s enjoying himself.

“Are those carnations? Crowley.”

The red wings on my back feel like a neon sign. I left them exposed because I wanted to attend as myself – a Normal, with a boyfriend, wings, and a tail. It was easy to be brave before I came here, but I don’t feel brave anymore. I feel like an impostor. I feel like I’m lying. I’m not magic, and I’m not part of this community.

“I could have picked better flowers while walking here, and it’s January.”

I could ask Baz to spell my wings invisible; he’s become pretty good at the spell.

“There’s too many balloons. If you’re older than five, you’re not allowed balloons.”

No, I told myself I would come here as myself. Invisible wings wont change anything. I can do this.

“Snow, our wedding will be much better than this,” Baz mutters.


Fuck. Two lovely blue eyes now gape at me in horror.

Dating Simon for a year has been great. Charmed. A year of bliss that I wouldn’t trade for anything. Except that it was easier to keep my mouth shut a year ago. I’m eight years ahead of him with my crazy thoughts.

I gather the last shreds of my dignity and sneer. “We wouldn’t marry anytime soon, obviously.”

His eyes grow wider.

“You have a time table?” he asks, and I drop the sneer because I have absolutely no dignity left.


Baz slumps in the pew and I strain to hear him say, “Well, you don’t have to agree to it, of course.”

I’m surprised that someone would think about marrying me, especially Baz, who knows how much of me is missing. I really want to know what is in his head.

“Tell me about our wedding,” I say, matching his posture to be on his level.

He quiet for a long while. Sometimes Baz takes awhile to plan what he wants to say, but other times he closes up completely. I don’t know which type of silence he’s having now.


I wish I knew a teleportation spell. Or time travel. Can embarrassment kill vampires? Simon is being quiet. so I can’t change the topic. I have to say something. 

I say, “We’d have cherry scones, of course.”

Simon laughs, a watery exhale. When I look at him, I see tears in his eyes. Those tears keep me talking.

“The ceremony would be at night and in the winter, and preferably it’s snowing. To represent our names.”

“You’d freeze,” he says.

“Not with the suits I have in mind.” I tell him about these truly be spectacular suits I found online, and some details that Trixie told me about the uses of pixie magic in such events. I can’t believe he’s listening to my insane ideas. I’m now aware that I’ve said far too much and abruptly shut my mouth.

There’s a beat of silence. Enough of a pause to reconsider teleportation spells.

Simon breaks it by gently asking, “You’re being real? You actually want to marry me?”

He bites his lips, fidgety and shy, and I’d marry him now if this room wasn’t so horrendous. “I’m fond of you, Snow.”

“But marriage. I’d be part of your family. You dad would be my father in law…”

I’m reminded that I don’t even know Simon’s birthday, let alone who he is related to. He was adopted by The Mage but still lived in homes. Marriage means a lot to Simon. I tell him, “I’d do all that with you, if you wanted.”

Music starts to play, and the bridal party queues down the aisle. Their dresses are more horrendous than I imagined. 

Simon whispers, “Are we engaged?”

“Crowley, no. I’d get you a ring. Snow, when I propose, you’d know it was happening. You wouldn’t have to ask.”

void-of-stroll  asked:

Wait, Cami, I noticed some things in the sneak peek. Why didn't Sans use his teleportation powers? We know from season one that he could teleport multiple entities when he teleported himself and Flowey. Also, why did Gaster resort to using PHYSICAL power to push Sans instead of magic? (Plus why were Gaster's eyes white in the scene with the eye with pupils, since they normally glow a color when we see the pupils)

I’ve always wondered why Sans can do things that Papyrus CAN’T do.

We know the skele bros share powers since they’re… wee brothers, like blue magic, Gaster blasters, bones and stuff.

However, when talking about Sans, he has powers that he doesn’t share with Papyrus and on top of that, the powers that he doesn’t share have a common theme. They have to do with space and time manipulation.

Sans can stop time, teleport, etc. I have the idea that whatever Gaster experimented with in his accident had to do with altering the timeline to his convenience. Sans being there got hit by the lighting coming from the experiment and got the powers that he doesn’t share with Papyrus, same with Gaster when he fell down, with the difference that the lighting that probably hit Gaster, aside from giving him powers, literally deleted him from reality.

Sure Enough

Request: Can I request an avengers x reader one where they were assigned a mission to watch over the reader without her knowing cause she came up as a hydra target. After a few days it was buckys and clints turn to watch her and they hid in the tree outside her house. They couldn’t see her in the house but out of the blue she appears behind them in the tree and scares them enough that they both fell out causing her to have a giggling fit? She can teleport and has strong senses.

Warnings: None

Originally posted by itsjustmycrazyvibe

The team sighed as they watched the screen that Fury was showing them. Y/N Y/L/N, a girl that had the power of teleportation, and, hydras next target. Previously that year they had invited her to join the team, and she refused.

Fury had been keeping an eye in her since then.

They had noted her as one of hydras next targets, so they decided they needed to keep an eye on her.

“We just need somebody to be watching her when she leaves the house”

The first day Steve and Nat went to spy on her. They watched her from afar as she left her house and skipped down the street.They followed her until she entered a cupcake shop and turned the ‘closed’ sign around. They decided it would be better to just go in and sit down with there disguises on then to stand outside like creeps.

They came in and sat down at one of the tables. Y/N was wondering if they were going to by anything so she went up to them.

“Um, can I get you anything?”

“No thanks” They nodded her off. She turned her head to the side, they were familiar. She realized she was staring and quickly turned and walked away.
They had spent nearly two hours in the store and Y/N was a little creep-ed out. When in was time for her shift to end she hurried out of the store. She went shopping and didn’t see anyone else for the rest of the day.

The next day was pretty normal for Y/N, and she didn’t see anything else suspicious. That is, until she got home from her night shift at work.
She was about to start the walk into her house when she saw something in her tree. She teleported closer to the tree, and looked up close to it.

Sure enough, there was Bucky Barnes and Clint Barton, the two people that had tried to recruit her onto the avengers team.

“You see her yet?” Clint nudged bucks shoulder.

“Nah..” Bucky said, eying the Area down.

She teleported again, this time all the way into the tree.

“Who you guys looking for?!” She asked suddenly.

It earned her two high pitched shrieks as Bucky and Clint both fell from the tree.
Y/N teleported back down and began to laugh so hard that she fell over.

“You’re a bird-” she said pointing to Clint between laughter. “So I’d expect you to be in a tree!”

She laughed even harder at her own joke. “But not you” She said, pointing to Bucky.

“Anyway” she stopped laughing. “Why are you spying in me?”

“We heard there was someone from hydra going after you, we just wanted to make sure you weren’t an any trouble” Bucky said.

She nodded.

“Well, I’m glad you’re here. Because I wouldn’t have had another way to get in touch with you. I’d gladly take that avengers job, if you still want to give it to me that is”

“Yes!” Clint did a fist pump in the air. “ I think we need to bring you to the base really quickly for one thing though” He smiled at you.

“Sure! Lemme just go get me jacket” she ran inside.

“Fury’s gonna be so proud” Clint mused.

“Boo!!” Y/N popped out from behind him. Clint shrieked and fell To the ground.

“Man! Why are

you an avenger?!”