I wonder what it’s like to be one of those str8 couples who live in medium-sized cities and go to bar trivia every night and go on bike rides and the woman usually has a round face and no makeup and the guy is usually going bald and they both wear teevas & right when they realize their sparse good looks are about to expire they pop out a few goofy looking children to put in one of those ride-behind carriages on their bikes and maybe they get a retriever or a spaniel. anyways i wonder what that’s like tbh