teens at the library

Teen Boat: an Epic

so I was in my high school library when I found this fucking book

the angst of being a teen… the thrill of being a boat

it’s literally animorphs but he turns into a fucking boat i’m

he doesn’t even turn into the boat he just kinda folds inside of one

doctor this is the worst case of yaoi hands we’ve ever seen

and if you think this is bad wait until you see the concept art for his transformation

option 1) he turns into the Crabman. he ejects into the stratosphere

option 2) HIS NECK FUCKIN SNAPS AND HIS NOSE EXTENDS TO BECOME THE MAST I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHILDREN’S BOOK

teen boat also has a diverse cast of characters including

mary columbus sue, a european exchange student. exotic

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

is that fuckin eminem

Not-How-Trousers-Work Girl

PUT IT. BACK

yes she is eating a whole babbage

and then there’s also the point in the book where the tone does a complete 180

excuse me what the fuck

is this loss.jpg

Art of kidnapping

I dont understand why the hell kidnappers have to be so extra? Like using chloroform and getting so physical and wearing all black and driving in a van. Like dude . All you gotta do is bribe me with a book and lock me up in a hugeeee library and feed me. That’s it. Easy pesy. Best part? I wouldn’t struggle a bit. You need my soul? No problem. Here have it. Just remember to bring me snickers.

All
I want to do
Is to cross horizons
Loose my blues,
Touch your freckles everyday.
—  You are my moon , I am your wave🌜 /Methethinkinggirl