teenager definition

quick comment about marinette’s crush on adrien

i feel like some people are really hard on marinette whenever the whole “i know that boy’s schedule by heart” comment comes up and proceed to accuse marinette of being gross, creepy, obsessed, unhealthy, a stalker, and a slew of other adjectives that are just unnecessarily harsh and truly unfair to attach to marinette. 

she’s a 14/15 year old girl with a crush! i have a sister who was that age very recently, and i imagine some of you are at this age right now. kids nowadays are stalking their crushes on facebook, on instagram, and on twitter. they’re keeping track of their locations on snapchat so that they know where they are. they’re going back to like photos their crushes took 5 years ago and are finding about who their ex-girlfriends are and what sports they play and what they do on the weekends. this is super normal teenage behavior, kids do this al the time, and marinette is no different. 

marinette probably knows his schedule because she hears adrien talking about it. “hey sorry gotta go i have fencing right now.” “i’d really love to but i always have piano lessons on thursdays.” so yeah. she keeps track. if she needs to find him she’s probably got a good idea of where he is. sure the pulldown calendar from season 1 was a bit much, but keep in mind they did that for a comedic effect. just like marinette jumping five feet in the air because she’s surprised is comedic and over-exaggerated, her having a pull down calendar in her room is comedic and over-exaggerated. it’s a kid’s show. it’s meant to be funny and relatable. 

more importantly, marinette has never used her knowledge of his schedule in order to do something harmful to him. i feel like people talk about her like her behavior is a precursor to a potentially abusive relationship which is just so blown out of proportion. she doesn’t tail him at all hours of the day. she doesn’t follow him home. she doesn’t camp out in front of his house. she doesn’t sneak pictures of him while he’s in the shower. she doesn’t try to monopolize his time. she doesn’t call his house seventeen times everyday. she doesn’t demand that he give her attention. that’s stalking. that’s being creepy. that’s something you tell the cops about. not what marinette is doing. 

has she gotten jealous of other girls being interested in him? yes, and she’s quickly realized why that’s unfair behavior for her to be showing. does she need to chill out? yes, the girl will probably calm down a little once she gets to know him and the allure of him wears off in favor of actually getting to become closer friends with him. but to say that she’s all of these awful things because she’s acting like a normal teenage girl is such a double standard. 

i don’t see anyone criticizing chat noir for telling strangers he’s dating ladybug or for continuously flirting with her even after she’s clearly rejected him. 

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Deadpool x Reader

Warnings: It’s fucking Deadpool. 

Summary: Your girl Nega hooks you up with Wade Wilson. 

Originally posted by my-daily-space

The bar was dingy as fuck.

Fuck it was downright biowaste, but it was the place your date picked. And now you were questioning the whole damn thing.

Cursing Nega under your breath for setting you up with her ‘friend’, you hustled into the bar and looked down at your phone. Quickly you texted the number of Wade Wilson, the man you had been talking to on and off for the last week and a half.

“I’m here.”

A second later, your cell buzzed. “Holy shit you’re way hotter in person. Fuck me.”

Another buzz. “Full disclosure, I have a boner.”

Another buzz. “Also my penis is big.”

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Death Note and Perspective

When I first watched Death Note as a teenager, I thought Light Yagami was this untouchable, incredibly mature character.

Re-watching the series now, all I can think is “Yup, definitely a teenager”.

And THAT is the mark of a good writer! Ohba did a great job with Light and here’s why. To teenagers, Light seems extremely mature (which, to that age group, he is) but to older people the immaturity (Particularly his views on justice and how it should be handled) is on full display. Light is a three-dimensional, complex character who presents himself differently depending on the perspective of the audience with both interpretations being equally valid to that audience.

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finished up my two boys, still gonna do the rest of the gang :D 

please don’t put inappropriate comments on this aha

inspiration : @wyattghouleff <3

This is from part 14 of this GREAT series on ao3, True Love or Something by @deerstalkerdeathfrisbee

Dude, you seriously need to write a book or something, this fic is AMAZING! Also I hope we get to see more of bratty teenage Keith, it’s wondereful 

Phil’s video hit every second hand embarrassing factor I don’t normally have but I am dying with laughter over him doing a video sponsored by a dating app and going severely out of his way to never once even remotely imply he was single or had any intention of using the app himself. 

And the fact the old messages he used predated him even dying his hair black (since he referenced going ginger in the summer) means he was definitely a teenager when he used that website. 

Better This Way (Chapter One)(Spideypool ABO)

Welcome to the story!
ABO Universe here, Andrew Garfield is Omega!Peter, Ryan Reynolds is Alpha!Wade.
Buckle in for inappropriate jokes, some pretty intense angst, lots of feels, and all the smut that goes along with ABO and pretty people.

Can’t wait to hear what you guys think!

ADDITIONAL CHAPTERS HERE

Enjoy :)
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Peter loved the way Deadpool smelled.

Not like the way he smelled after a hard night of patrol, or after they each devoured their share of a dozen burritos, or after he returned from one of those missions he never ever talked about.

No, it was something under all that. Something Peter couldn’t quite name. But the Alpha had a heavy scent that reminded him of something electric and wild and dangerous. And for whatever reason it was also completely comforting and safe, which of course didn’t make any sense at all.

It was like the time Peter had shot a web as high as he could on the Empire State Building, then scrambled towards the top. A thunderstorm had been brewing, and he had balanced on the edge of the spire and watched the lightning snap across the sky, and heard the thunder roll and felt that eerie electricity in the that made his hair stand on end and sent chills down his back. It was not his smartest moment, and looking back he knew he could have been killed in a heartbeat.

But standing there, balanced between feeling so very alive, and what was probably certain death– Peter had felt completely safe. Completely at home.

And for some inexplicable reason, that was how he felt with Deadpool. That’s was the Alpha’s scent–electric and wild and dangerous.

And Peter was… well he was addicted.

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“Bruce, my heart, I think Alfred likes my mom !” - Batmom  and Bruce playing matchmakers

Summary : Alfred has a “crush” on Batmom’s mother figure. 

Just something written during my lunch break and…meh, hope you’ll like it : 

My masterlist blog : https://ella-ravenwood-archives.tumblr.com

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One of the best thing about dating Bruce Wayne wasn’t the money, the extravagant gifts, the fame, the attention or anything of the like…Oh no (quite the contrary really), one of the best thing about dating Bruce Wayne was getting to know his butler and surrogate father : Alfred Pennyworth. 

Alfred was one of the best man you’ve ever met (him and Bruce were the best men you’ve ever met really…). 

He was caring, sassy, compassionate, funny, sarcastic, intelligent, well mannered, loving, protective and…Oh so much more. 

He was everything you admired in one single person. 

He quickly became your hero to be honest…Though you’d never admit it to his face, too afraid to look ridiculous (even if you damn well knew he wouldn’t make you feel ridiculous). 

The first time you spend the night at Wayne Manor, sharing Bruce’s bed, you felt so awkward in the morning when you woke up and went down to take breakfast, your Bruce’s arm around your shoulder…

But Alfred made you feel so comfortable, he made you feel as if you were home while he didn’t even know you one bit ! (Later, Bruce would confess to you that most of the time, Alfred would be extremely sassy toward ladies who spend the night at Wayne Manor, and that you were the only exception…Well, it was because you were an exceptional lady really. And it seemed Alfred knew, that first time he actually met you, that you were more than just a one night stand. You blushed when he told you that, and oh it made him fall in love with you all over again, to see you so bashful about such things…You were truly incredible). 

But knowing that his Bruce was just constantly talking about you, and had that stupid smile and slight haze in his eyes whenever he did, was enough for Alfred to adore you right away. 

That first time he met you, when you spend the night for the very first time at Wayne Manor, in Bruce’s arms, he just had a gut feeling that you were the one. 

That you were the one that would help his “master”, make him happy. 

And oh he was right, because you two would eventually get married and would always be so damn in love with each others for the rest of your lives…but that, he didn’t know yet, all he knew so far was that it was the first time since his parents’ death that Bruce was genuinely smiling, that he was allowing himself to be happy, carefree, and…it was all thanks to you. 

It instantly clicked, between you and Alfred. 

Because he could see right off the bat that you were a perfect match for Bruce, and you just thought Al’ was like, the best guy ever…He was just so kind to you ! Always so caring even when you were but a stranger ! 

And oh the way you’d both put Bruce back in his place sometimes, when he was being too cocky, or too broody, or anything really. When he was basically being a dick. Not you nor Alfred were ever taking Bruce’s shit, and that’s probably one of the reason you both got along so well. The Sass Masters. 

That’s another reason that made Alfred KNOW that you were the one, the one true love for Bruce…The way you never gave up, even when he was a downright asshole to you. The way you always stood up to him, refusing to be pushed away because he was “afraid you’d get hurt”. 

Your stubbornness was a blessing really. Where more than one woman would have give up after Bruce rejected them for the tenth time (it was such a stupid thing really, to think he had to push you out of his life to protect you…you were born and raised in one of Gotham most dangerous neighborhood, the Narrows, you knew how to defend yourself, and you’d never give up because you KNEW Bruce didn’t mean it when he said it was best not to see each other again…), And oh man, Alfred never met a person more stubborn that his Master Bruce before you. For that only, he could only admire you too. 

Yes. You were special. And Alfred was too. And as your relationship with Bruce became truly serious…you kinda came to see Alfred as your father figure. 

You grew up without a dad, and Alfred just became the hero you never had. And he gladly accepted the position. 

Really, it was only the next natural step in this strong relationship and bond you all build together, that him and Bruce would meet your mom. 

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Lucy and Her Half-Siblings

Faking It

Paring: Bucky Barnes x reader

Characters: All the Avengers

After getting news about a family reunion coming up, the reader decides to set up a plan to make her look like she isn’t as single as she actually is. But when all her candidates can’t go, she’s left with the only person who she least expects to go along with the plan.

Word count: 1.3k

A/N: Okay, I’m terrible at summaries. Just read the imagine and tell me what you think. If you want to be tagged on all of my works tell me, please. And if you want a second part to this tell me, it’s still under consideration

All other parts are on the masterlist

Originally posted by stuckwithbuck

It was the annual family reunion. Well, not so annual. The last family reunion was two years ago and the last family reunion you attended was six years go. You were a teenager at the time and itching to leave home. Not to mention you were the definition of teenage angst.

Now, you were someone completely different. You were Y/N Y/L/N, an Avenger. You were badass and can take down a man in less than 5 seconds. You didn’t have any powers, but you were a skillful fighter. It was a dream when Nick Fury offered you to join the elite team. So much adrenaline and you absolutely loved the members of your team.

Your family didn’t know this, of course, they think you’re a secretary for Tony Stark. Which isn’t an entire lie. You and Tony came to an agreement and he allowed you to pass that small lie. He was a good friend and you always did favors for him, you didn’t mind of course.

However, now that you’re going back home after not seeing your family for so many years, your mother is gonna expect some things. Knowing your mother, she will either hope for a man on your hand, a ring on your finger, or maybe even a baby bump. You surely didn’t have any of those. You also didn’t want to seem like a complete loser. Your older brother was already married with a baby on the way. Your older sister was engaged. Which means that they will be nagging you about how you don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.

You certainly didn’t want to walk into that reunion empty handed.

An idea popped into your head, not a very good one, but an idea nonetheless. You were going to ask Steve if he can accompany you. The look on their faces when I walk in there with Captain America will be priceless! You thought to yourself.

“FRIDAY? Where’s Steve?” You asked the system.

“Captain Rogers is in the gym, Miss Y/L/N,” She replied.

“Thank you,” You added and walked down to the gym. Just like you were said, Steve was hitting the punching bag. The muscles on his back were visible through his tight shirt. His blond hair was disheveled and drenched in sweat.

“Steve,” You called.

He turned and smiled at you, “Hi Y/N.”

You waltzed towards him, “Stevie Wonder, Stevie boy, Steve baby.” You poked his firm chest at each ridiculous nickname you gave him.

He had an amusing look on his face, “What is it?”

“So listen,” You patted his chest one more time before drawing your attention towards his face. “I have this family reunion coming up next week and my mother is expecting me to walk in with a significant other, so I was hoping you could go with me.” You smiled widely.

Steve raised his eyebrows, he looked surprised and flattered at the same time. A small blush rose on his cheeks, “Y/N, I’d love to, really I would, but I’m busy next week. Upcoming mission with Sam.”

You groaned, “Sam was my second choice.”

He laughed, “Sorry Y/N. If you asked me sooner, maybe I could’ve gone.”

“My mother called me this morning, it was all news to me too,” You paused. “Alright gotta find another date.”

“Ask Tony,” He asked, though it came out like a sarcastic comment.

“Tony is old enough to be my dad,” You said.

“And I’m old enough to be your grandpa,” He joked.

“Right you are there, gramps. But no, my family thinks I’m Tony’s secretary so it would be a bit questionable to be dating your boss,” You explained as you left the gym. The doors slid shut behind you.

“Okay,” You said aloud. “Steve is out, so is Sam, Tony definitely.” You gasped. “Thor!”

You went in search for Thor and found him in the lounge area. Mjolnir sat on the coffee table in front of him. Thor was balancing a book in one hand and using his free hand to hold a Poptart. His blond locks were pulled into a bun. His eyes narrowed down at his book. He looked so concentrated that you almost didn’t want to interrupt him.

“Hey Thor,” You greeted.

“Lady Y/N!” he looked up and bellowed.

“Just Y/N, remember? Whatcha reading?” You asked and plopped down on the couch next to him.

“A very interesting book, lots of death,” He smiled and showed you the cover of a book you didn’t recognize. “Hey Thor, I have this family thing coming up and I was wondering if you could go with me. It’s next week.” You said hopeful.

“I have Asgardian business to take care of,” He replied. “But why would you need me to go? Does your family want to see a real life Asgardian god?”

“Kind of. They’re just having high hopes of me being in a relationship. Considering the fact that all my other siblings and cousins are married, dating someone or engaged. I am the only single cousin that I know of.”

“Just tell your parents the truth. Say ‘Mother, Father, I have no one.’” Thor smiled and shrugged. “Simple as that.”

“You don’t get it, Thor, I can’t say that.” You whined and buried your head in a pillow.

“I’ll never understand your Midgardian ways,” He frowned.

Your shoulders slumped once again, you stood up and left.

The rest of the day you asked everyone who was a worthy candidate. Natasha said that she was busy of course. She was going on that mission with Steve. Wanda didn’t feel comfortable to be around so many unknown people. Pietro would not go anywhere without his sister because he didn’t want to leave her alone. You didn’t want to ask Vision because you knew he’d say no and you’re convinced he has a thing for Wanda.

You slid down in the chair and mumbled miserably to yourself. You had checked off everyone on the list. No one could go. You banged your head against the island as you tried to come up with another plan.

“Hey Y/N,” Bucky entered the kitchen.

It’s as if the gods spoke to you and brought Bucky to you. How could you forget him! He’s your last hope.

“Bucky, Bucky, Bucky,” You clung onto him.

He gave you an alarmed look, “Y/N.”

“Bucky, I have a family reunion coming up and my mom and pretty much everyone is expecting me to go with someone. A spouse, of course, and I don’t have one. I already asked Steve and he’s going on a mission with Sam and Natasha. Thor can’t go because he has Asgardian business. Tony is my boss. Clint has a wife. Wanda can’t go because she doesn’t feel comfortable and Pietro doesn’t want to leave her alone. I can’t take Vision because everyone will flip their shit when I show up with Robot Jesus. I’m freaking out because you’re my only hope and I completely forgot about you and if you can’t go I’m gonna be doomed. I’ll be the butt of everyone’s joke and I don’t like being the butt, Bucky.”

“Y/N,” Bucky grabbed your shoulders and shook you a little. “You’re talking so fast and so much.”

You breathed, “Sorry, I’m just freaking out!”

“Calm down,” He said. “When is it?”

“Next week,” You replied.

“Where?”

“Back home in California.”

He nodded, “I’ll do it.”

You perked up, “Really?”

He nodded once again and smiled, “Can’t be too bad? It’ll be fun, besides. I’ve been stuck in here for too long doing nothing good. Also, I’ve always wanted to go to the west coast.”

You squealed and threw your arms around him, “Thank you, thank you, thank you.” You repeated. “You saved my ass.”

“I think I’m gonna be doing plenty of that these next few days.”

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Team Voltron themed drinks!

In light of season 3 releasing soon and planning a viewing party with some of my friends, I recently started thinking about making themed drinks after certain characters and what-not (seeing as I’m the designated bartender of my friend group lol). There’s obviously TONS of different drinks you can make to fit a character, but I took a bit of liberty to fantasize what drinks I’d love to make (had I the time and money); these aren’t arbitrary choices either. I primarily chose drinks that I thought reflected certain character aspects, so I’ve included a small analysis along with each drink choice.

note: for practical reasons (like if ppl actually wanted to make themed drinks) I’ve included both a simplified mixed drink alternative (which, let’s be real, that’s what I’m actually making) AND a non-alcoholic alternative (which are super basic im sorry but it’s the best i could do)

Let’s get mixing!


Shiro – “Boulevardier”

This is one of the few drinks I chose based more on personality than appearance. Most purple cocktails just didn’t quite ring true for Shiro’s full-bodied character, so I went with my gut feeling and started browsing some bourbon based drinks. After going through a few classic recipes, I settled on a Boulevardier. What it contains:

  • 1.5 oz Bourbon
  • ¾ oz Sweet vermouth
  • ¾ oz Campari
  • Orange or cherry as a garnish
  • Served over ice optional

Shiro, as a character, radiates a sense of maturity and warmth. He is kind and caring, but knows when to take charge of his team and push harder. The subtle sweet undertones in bourbon and the warmth of dark liquor, I feel, reflect these aspects of his character very well. Sweet vermouth, like bourbon, has those husky, herbal undertones; it’s basically a wine spiked with brandy and slightly sweetened. Campari is a liqueur made from infused herbs and fruit, a sweet and spicy flavor. This is, in essence, a darker drink, and one that is probably an acquired taste; aka, this is not a beginner or casual drink. It’s a drink I think is well suited to our beloved enigmatic leader, the Head of Voltron, pilot of the Black Lion. It has warmth and depth, a complexity of flavors that matches Shiro’s nuances in character.

Practical party alternative: any type of whiskey and coke (though I still recommend bourbon, it tastes better imo); you can also do a spiced rum and coke if you’re not a whiskey person.

Non-alcoholic alternative: honestly? cherry coke or like…diet coke with lime strike me as very Shiro for some reason lol.

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anonymous asked:

I see your "your not my real dad" and raise you: proud botdad Rhodey! Tony has no idea that Rhodey shows all his friends in the forces pictures of his bot family on his phone and on his desk right next to a pick of they're mom, his BFF (or lover idk if you ship it) Tony. One day the bots get threatened somehow and Rhodey is freaking out as bad as Tony and goes all Mama Honeybear Rage. Tony is shocked and pleased to the point of Tears after its said and done. God help who angers papa Rhodey.

I mean I’ll read Tony/Rhodey if I’m tricked into it but I actually really prefer them being best friends. Like… there’s not enough close friendships shown, you know? It gets lost in the romantic shuffle. Tony and Rhodey love each other, but as very close friends. I would kill to have a friendship like that tbh.

But YESSSS oh my God. He’s got a picture of he, Dum-E, and Tony in his wallet and when all the brass is showing each other pictures of their wives/kids he whips out his wallet and says “this is my son and this is his other father. He gets mad when I call him ‘mother’ even though he’s the one that put Dum-E together.” And the brass is so used to it they laugh and rib him about his child’s name being “Dum-E.” He has pictures of Butterfingers and U too but he is definitely a teenager in the one with Dum-E and the brass ribs him about teen pregnancy too. He loves it.

So of course when he’s assisting the Avengers with Doom Bots (he and Tony bitch about the shoddy robots the entire time, it’s hilarious, the other Avengers love it) and Doom intimates he’s attacking the Tower, Tony gasps and whispers a terrified “Dum-E’s deep-cleaning the floors, he’s out in the open” and Rhodey’s like ‘MY SON’ and he’s closer, he can get to the Tower, so he does–and there is a Doom Bot there, and the ‘bots are backed into a corner, and Dum-e–brave, stupid Dum-E–is in front, protecting his brother and sister, at least wielding a torch instead of his usual fire extinguisher. Rhodey is so mad he forgets all the firepower he has on his suit, just bashes the Doom Bot with his metal fists until it’s slag, and JARVIS is shouting at him to stop, the threat is down, but he doesn’t stop until Dum-E gently brushes his arm with his claw and beeps quietly.

“Rhodey you piece of shit you dented my floor with a Doom Bot!” Tony screeches when they’re doing cleanup. “Dum-E was just cleaning this you never respect our son’s work–”

“I LITERALLY SAVED HIS ASS FROM A DOOM BOT TONY.”

“YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO DENT MY FLOOR.”

“DUM-E DOESN’T EVEN CARE!”

Dum-E is, indeed, cheerfully scrubbing the dented floor.

Tony continues to glare at him anyway. “You dented your armor too you ungrateful bastard I GET DUM-E IN THE DIVORCE.”

(Rhodey is actually sorry about denting the armor though.)

((”Are you really getting a divorce,” Natasha asks curiously. “No, I don’t have time to train a new co-parent for the ‘bots,” Tony answers distractedly. “Also I can’t be a single parent again I get too tired.” “I could be a co-parent. I like robots.” “You think my ‘bots are too cute to punish so no.”))

Hi guys! Forgive me for not having updated recently; The grade of my sister was yesterday and there were many things to do, however I hope we can start this special in the most beautiful way with one of your favorites “STARCO KISS”, but as for changing a little I decided to do it in their teenage versions, So it’s definitely a surprise kiss XD, star was not expecting it :V

I hope you like guys! , I will try to finish the special for Wednesday or Tuesday

 ._. … y si deje el “especial en español” , quiero que sea una marca personal XD