teenage picture quotes

Lost your pen = No pen
No pen = No notes
No notes = No study
No study = Fail
Fail = No diploma
No diploma = No work
No work = No money
No money = No food
No food = Skinny
Skinny = Ugly
Ugly = No love
No love = No marriage
No marriage = No children
No children = Alone
Alone = Depression
Depression = Sickness
Sickness = Death
Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die.
The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it’s as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it all out yourself from the clues.
—  Terry Pratchett - Moving Pictures
*Looking at graffiti on a bridge*
Some people: “That’s vandalism!”
Other people: “That’s art!”
Me: “How the hell did they get up there?”