teenage novels of choice

*Me as a teenage protagonist in some dystopian novel* “Well, obviously, your choices are pretty screwed if you’re relying on, me, a teenage girl to lead a MILITARY REBELLION. Aren’t there, like, generals?”

*Them* “Well two handsome boys like you!”

*Me* “This holds no importance.”

*pause*

*Me* “No seriously, guys: You need fucking teenagers to lead you? What is wrong with you?”