teenage mutant ninja turtles and other strangeness

April’s Character Bio and Stats from the TMNT Roleplaying series from Palladium Books. Illustrated by Kevin Eastman/Peter Laird, featured in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & Other Strangness by Erick Wujcik.


Real Name: April O’Neil
Alignment: Principled
Attributes: I.Q.: 19, M.E.: 11, M.A.: 13, P.S.: 13, P.P.: 14, P.E.: 11, P.B.: 14, Spd.: 13
Age: 27
Sex: Female
Weight: 115lbs
Height: 5ft 8in
Hit Points: 17
S.D.C.: 6
Disposition: Cheerful, friendly and concerned about people, hard working.
Powers: None
Psionics: None
Level of Experience: 1st Level
Level of Education: Master’s Degree
Scholastic Bonus: +36%
Occupation: Computer Programmer
Scholastic Skills:
Biology- 70%
Chemistry- 75%
Computer Operation- 95%
Computer Programming- 75%
Intelligence- 76%
Photography- 85%
Paramedic- 85%
Writing (Journalism)- 68%
Weapon Proficiencies: None
Physical Skills/Training:
Hand to Hand: Basic
General Athletics
Swimming: Basic
Secondary Skills:
Art (Carpentry)- 46%
Cook- 65%
Dance- 45%
Pilot Automobile- 98%
Pilot Small Truck- 98%
Basic Electronics- 45%
Study, Antiques- 92%
Study, History- 85%
Attacks Per Melee: 2
Bonuses: No Bonuses to Strike/Parry/Dodge/Damage; +2 to Roll with Punch or Fall.
Personal Profile: April is a very intelligent young woman. As a teenager she was a dedicated computer “hacker.” The skills she gained then were later translated into her career as computer programmer, specializing in robotics software. This is how she came to be associated with Dr. Baxter Stockman and his “Mouser” project.

  April also has an interest in antiques and junk, with the emphasis on the junk. The brownstone that she lives in has a junk store called “Second Time Around” on the first floor. This is the one her father used to own before he had his stroke. Now April operates the store part-time. The Mutant Turtles are now living in the building with her.

  Except for taking a few self-defense courses, April has no special fighting skill. She is in good shape though and runs and does aerobics regularly.
Special Weapons: None
Criminal Record: None

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uberguber89  asked:

Hey, RPPR crew! I'd like to ask your advice for a game. But first! I'm sure you'd like to know, I'm introducing my wife and her friend to rpg's with none other than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Other Strangeness! And before Caleb has an aneurysm, no, I'm not using Paladium. I decided to use the Dresdin Files RPG Fate rules, and the random animal/background tables from the original book. It worked out really well, they're both hooked, and I've used the same premise at my local game store 1/3

Friends don’t let friends use the palladium system

So, I have been seeing these blogs around here on Tumblr lately… Usually, I see them when doing Tumblr searches on DOA characters like Kasumi and Hitomi. No surprise there, cause DOA has lots of hentai, right? These blogs often post up fan art or official promotional pics of whatever franchises are known for their… sensual content. Like DOA. Well… I do a search of Shredder cause of the Death Battle which ScrewAttack released and I wanted to read other people’s reactions.. and I come across this.

First off, this isn’t a lewd pic or gif anyway… It’s a gif straight out from the show. How is this featured on a porn blog linking to a dating scam site? Why is this even posted on such a blog when there is nothing lewd going on? How did it even get featured? God, the stupidity of it all is…. Gah!

While Person A leaves to quickly go to the bathroom, some strange guy starts talking up Person B. A comes back and scares them off, but not before Person B’s taken a sip or two of the drink the stranger had messed with. 

Bebop didn’t know how long Rock had been gone. He couldn’t be too surprised seeing how packed the club was with bodies dancing up against each other. Bebop and Rocksteady had just gotten off the dance floor, he had been holding Bebop against him and he could still almost feel Rock’s dick against the crack of his ass and how excited that had gotten him. He could feel his boxers had been soaked through, from sweat or his natural bodily functions that happens downstairs, he’ll never know.

Bebop finished off the Irish Catholic shot he had ordered mainly because of the name reminded him of Rocksteady. A dumb reason but hey, it was actually very good. He always like Jameson anyway.

He felt a presence next to him and assumed it was Rock back from the bathroom.

“Hey Rock, how you thinking we head back to our place? You had me feeling things out on that floor man.”

“I’m not Rock is but I’ll happily head back to your place for some one on one.”

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